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Last month (https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/last-chance-poast-before-virus-kills-all-non-denmarkians-spring-lc-nc-nsfw-1858549/) Sorry for getting the seasons wrong, Fiddle & Piddle. 😊
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I was in da winterly south too, just different continent. Goodairmöller was not that bad but Mountainclipmöller was freaking cold. Old WSOPhomemöller was like much moar tropical obv. Pretty cool place actually. But in Spainmöller now. Well all those countries are much moar footballcraziesmöller than we are anyway. I saw them on those streets in multiple latinamerimöllers. Yes, there were the homelessmöllers, alcomöllers, drogamöllers and whatnot but the most degen junkies were the Paninistickertypes lol. They accumulated and traded those cards on the street like true degens. That's why the FIFAmafiamöller can get away with all dis. Peeps are just too addicted. Well, in case you haven't heard, they ruined it for everyone now before Drumpf even got into the conversation. 48 countries now, lol. And the first 32 qualify for the KO rounds. Prolly, if ICEmöller doesn't shoot or imprison everyone first, you could watch it from the round of the last 16 for some decent competitive games. Ah well, if Denmark isn't in I might just completely skip it, f that nazi cup anyways. How did the Denmarkians manage to do that? Maybe they could ask Curacaomöller in the German group to play for them, might get slightly less embarrassingmöller.
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16 days booked in Sylt this summer. You german punks should come visit Sammy while he's there.
Why would I go to Germanmöller? That's pretty boring lol. I tend to only go there when I can't avoid it. Often I even avoid the Germaniacs in KPGmöller or like kinda pretend I'm not one of them. It's terribru 😀 Well some of them are alright. Not everyone tho. But even if they are, like you don't wanna stay around the same kind of folks always that you know exactly how they think, what they do and whatnot. It's depressing. Anyways, I've never been to Syltmöller, but have fun. I heard there were some nazis shouting around last summer or something like that. I apologize for dese misguided fellas.
Piss in the water so you can drink it later.
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Wat? RIP stonks. Only Obama can save us now.
I'm here for the fiddle and the pissmoller and the world cup.
Banmöller. Thou shalt have no Drumpfs before me.
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Come on Canada! Score a flippin goal!
USA up later today!
you mean earlier tomorrow
You mean later yesterday
All dat time travelmöller and you have nothing better to do than to watch the nazi cup? Well, mmmkay, I'll admit I have watched most of da first two games. But only bcos they were in Canada and Mexico and my current hotel has it on TV 😉 Well, I might watch it here and dere in da fourth reich. 🙂 I'm in the wrong countries presently to escape dat fully. But that FIFA logo already tilts me to no end. Sneaked into replays with that gold and whatnot, looks like a Drumpf logo that has been cannibalized and dead but still glimpsing back into life here and dere before being fully castrated by a black hole.
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So, that's exactly what I meant. I'm presently in the port of the gal of the möller. It apparently has at least 4 TV channels dedicated to showing, no not a match or whatever, they are dedicated to showing the glorious arrival of the portumöller team at the glorious west palm beachmöller airport with flightmaps and whatnot. They already had live coverage and commentarymöller earlier today from their departure from Lisbonmöller. Mind you today is also a day of the biggest portuculturemöller festival of the year, that was on one channel. Some trashy big brother clone is shown on two channels. I blame Morph.
Why is Obama not in se strating formation? Nobody will be able to explain it until the end of al times, rpolly... All rogged by ornage Baron GHarkonnen and WElon.
USA looking dope! 2 nil
They rigged it for Trump.
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Australia play in the World Cup today. I can name exactly 0 Australian players.
Haven't looked yet, but I say Smith!
No Smith :(, but did you know that the Oz team is officially nicknamed the "Socceroos"?
Yes. That I did know.
Happy Meerkaturday from Walesmøller! Sheep watched most of Qatar - Switzerland. The Swiss really blew it.
Did you see the Price of Wales?
by Morphismus m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59325759#post59325759)
Did you see the Price of Wales?
Around 3.50 british koruna, or so I've been told
by Sheep86 m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59325756#post59325756)
Happy Meerkaturday from Walesmøller! Sheep watched most of Qatar - Switzerland. The Swiss really blew it.
I've seen almost nada today. Some short recap of the Brazilianmöllers. I'm officially on withdrawal
Australia 2-0!
just give us the cup already
Australia gave German cities a quiet Sunday morning!
by fidstar-poker m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59326233#post59326233)
just give us the cup already
But how many cups did you lose?
Norway will be world champions this year.
by Colin_Piddle m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59326185#post59326185)
Australia 2-0!
by fidstar-poker m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59326233#post59326233)
just give us the cup already
by Morphismus m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59326252#post59326252)
Australia gave German cities a quiet Sunday morning!
Sheep tried Vegemite the other day. Would not recommend. Also, the Netherlands are going to win the cup this year. They will beat Curaçao in the final.
by Sammy2bullets m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59326336#post59326336)
Norway will be world champions this year.
Stop spamming the fred with bikini whale hunting, punk by Sheep86 m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59326435#post59326435)
Also, the Netherlands are going to win the cup this year. They will beat Curaçao in the final.
Same
by Sheep86 m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59326435#post59326435)
Sheep tried Vegemite the other day. Would not recommend.
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So we manged to beat the incredibru Curacao. Also I know it's pride month and all but why is everyone wearing pink shoes lol? Vegemite sucks. In b4 ban.
Maggi is superior to Vegemite . There I said it.
Obv it is. Well both a basically are variation of soy sauce. Asians understand that, you can find Maggi in the stores everywhere. But why would you do a soy sauce on your bread?
Come on NZ!
Belgium - Egypt 0:1 after 20 minutes. RIP Mmmkay!
RIP mmmkay
GOAL!
2-1!
Our defence is flippin average
Why u no perform above average like Sammy? Look at Sammys second team, the Aussiemöllers. Turkeymöller isn't that bad, yet they were crushed.
by FWWM m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59327884#post59327884)
Why u no perform above average like Sammy? Look at Sammys second team, the Aussiemöllers. Turkeymöller isn't that bad, yet they were crushed.
Next game!
Those quatarimöllers are worse than my youth team that I used to perform above average with long time ago in a galaxy far away. Well I have to hold myself back so they won't crash me when I fly with them in like early July. RIP me
See? That's exactly what I said. My youth team would [strike]of[/strike] have handled that better. Wtf lol...
Has everyone watched the Obama Center opening? If not, what is wrong with your life???
Australia vs USA tomorrow. I will not be watching.
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by FWWM m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59330220#post59330220)
Has everyone watched the Obama Center opening? If not, what is wrong with your life???
The daughters are what, in their 40s now? by fidstar-poker m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59330439#post59330439)
Australia vs USA tomorrow. I will not be watching.
by Morphismus m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59330536#post59330536)
Me neither :p
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I am here watching!
by Morphismus m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59330654#post59330654)
lol
Without Denmark, is the world cup really worth it?
Own goal!!! ��
Fid the Socceroos need you! :(
I don't want to check the score on my phone as that will flood me with AI soccer slop on the home page for the next 2 months. Even posting this puts me at risk.
lol if Germany plays during working hours, everyone here goes watch it somewhere. Often something at work is set up. Oh, and as a service to SJ, 1:0 USA after 25 minutes.
Good question Fiddle, I will answer it in 2030.
I just stopped working when NZ played. Was working at home that day.
2-0!
by fidstar-poker m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59330719#post59330719)
Without Denmark, is the world cup really worth it?
Why is Denmark not playing when everybody and their uncle is?
Oz getting more and more initiative!
Players need to calm down
by suitedjustice m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59330609#post59330609)
The daughters are what, in their 40s now?
Well, 27 and 25. by suitedjustice m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59330741#post59330741)
I don't want to check the score on my phone as that will flood me with AI soccer slop on the home page for the next 2 months. Even posting this puts me at risk.
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RIP Denmarkmöller. RIP Aussiemöller. RIP alc stocks in Hollandmöller Spoiler Show
Henk from Hollandmöller
and Germanmöller.
RIP North Denmarkmöller. Getting destroyed by Robbery
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Sweden must try to control Swedenborg's Space!
Houd je hoerenbek!
De Noord-Denmarkianer hebben hun team bij IKEA gekocht
