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Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

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GREEAR10Newbie1 posts
Posted Oct 5, 2009, 5:44 AM#1

Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.

  1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol. Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀" It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
  2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room. Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
GarickRegular57 posts
Posted Jan 1, 2024, 10:41 PM#2

The new craze for calling the opponent's side of the 50 yard line "plus territory.". Sounds like text speak from the 90s.

LKJNewbie4 posts
Posted Jan 1, 2024, 11:03 PM#3

As announcing quirks go, I still can't believe that this thing where injuries are referenced as body parts has caught on. "He's out with an elbow." Yeah, great stuff.

GarickRegular57 posts
Posted Jan 1, 2024, 11:09 PM#4

Yeah, whenever I hear something like that, I mentally respond "I hope he has two."

REDeYeS00Shark178 posts
Posted Jan 1, 2024, 11:13 PM#5

how many clouds can the sky hold before moisture tears everything we know apart

golddogShark109 posts
Posted Jan 1, 2024, 11:57 PM#6

Now I'm confused if Red used the "teers" or "tares" pronounced word. Also that "pronunciation" loses the "o".

Dr. MehMicro-Stakes Grinder16 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 12:27 AM#7

Putting on fitted sheets and even though you have a 50/50 shot of choosing the long end starting corner, 98.6% of the time, you get it wrong.

DidaceRegular26 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 1:48 AM#8

You don't have a little tag that says "Top/Bottom"?

marknfwShark117 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 2:11 AM#9

I love my new sheets. They not only have the top/bottom tags, but they also have Side tags.

Dr. MehMicro-Stakes Grinder16 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 3:44 AM#10

by Didace m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58398735#post58398735)

You don't have a little tag that says "Top/Bottom"?

Nope. That would be a nice feature, though. Might take a sharpie to it or something if I ever remember to do it.

Tom AmesShark148 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 4:02 AM#12

I just use a UV light to show me how mine go.

txdomeMicro-Stakes Grinder15 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 11:35 AM#14

Jurassic Word is just Godzilla

txdomeMicro-Stakes Grinder15 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 11:36 AM#15

World

MyrnaFTWRegular62 posts
Posted Jan 2, 2024, 12:39 PM#16

people that take pictures sitting down on slot machines as if they are playing but dont put a penny in and then leave right after the picture A little studio gamblerish imo

txdomeMicro-Stakes Grinder15 posts
Posted Jan 3, 2024, 6:56 PM#18

Headline News channel switching from news to random true crime shows at some point.

AzOther1Regular60 posts
Posted Jan 3, 2024, 8:53 PM#19

One thing I love about staying in hotels is access to CNN/HLN, so I can binge Forensic Files overnight. PMO (and it shouldn't!) that I can't get this beamed directly into my head 24/7.

Coffee&toastNewbie2 posts
Posted Jan 6, 2024, 12:03 PM#20

Sherwin Williams Their slogan is "Cover the Earth", accompanied by an image of Earth doused in red paint. The globe is tilted with all the Americas drenched red and red paint dripping like blood across the rest of the globe. The slogan just looks like a bleeding planet drowning in blood, which to be fair is rather accurate. And who tf wants to cover the Earth with paint? Probably some sufragette hating, chain smoking mad man

feel wrathShark133 posts
Posted Jan 6, 2024, 12:13 PM#21

by Coffee&toast m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58404995#post58404995)

Sherwin WilliamsTheir slogan is "Cover the Earth", accompanied by an image of Earth doused in red paint. The globe is tilted with all the Americas drenched red and red paint dripping like blood across the rest of the globe. The slogan just looks like a bleeding planet drowning in blood, which to be fair is rather accurate. And who tf wants to cover the Earth with paint? Probabl... See full post

Last sentence seems totally out of place. And why couldn’t it be a tee total, vegetarian, man hating lesbian ?

Coffee&toastNewbie2 posts
Posted Jan 6, 2024, 1:33 PM#22

by feel wrath m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58405002#post58405002)

Last sentence seems totally out of place. And why couldnÂ’t it be a tee total, vegetarian, man hating lesbian ?

Chalk it up to blind rage I guess. It pisses me off as a business slogan and logo, but it's obviously old af. No marketing flunky from the past couple centuries would say "hey let's cover the earth in paint guys, that sounds and looks great". Raging, man hating lesbian or not, whomever invented it was a chain smoker Nice avatar btw, did you lose a bet? Probably nfl, maybe a post season wins total

Booker WolfboxRegular33 posts
Posted Jan 6, 2024, 10:20 PM#23

That I don't have a smart washer and dryer that send me a phone notification when they're done.

madlexRegular31 posts
Posted Jan 6, 2024, 11:04 PM#24

by Booker Wolfbox m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58405787#post58405787)

That I don't have a smart washer and dryer that send me a phone notification when they're done.

You can set up a Google Nest (or similar) device in your laundry room and have the sound detection activated for the finish sound of your washer/dryer.

REDeYeS00Shark178 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 12:12 AM#25

like your maid doesn't have your phone number

DominicShark140 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 6:08 AM#26

lol you still do your own laundry?

ZenoNewbie3 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 8:38 AM#27

Woman do laundry and sex. That’s about all they are good for. A few can cook. Especially the Italians!

madlexRegular31 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 3:44 PM#28

by Dominic m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58406352#post58406352)

lol you still do your own laundry?

The actual "doing laundry" part takes maybe 10 minutes total for the 4 loads we have every weekend. I'm happy to do that so I don't have to do anything else. What takes time is the folding, ironing and whatever else you have to do part. I'm not allowed to do that anyway because I'm too bad at it. Thinking about it now, I don't even know how to iron a shirt. But that's something for the "things that should piss off my mom and wife" thread.

wsopfinaltableMicro-Stakes Grinder6 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 9:24 PM#30

by Zeno m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58406422#post58406422)

Woman do laundry and sex. That’s about all they are good for. A few can cook. Especially the Italians!

They can also be used for keeping up the house with cleaning, decorating, grocery shopping etc.

REDeYeS00Shark178 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 9:48 PM#31

by wsopfinaltable m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58407239#post58407239)

They can also be used for keeping up the house with cleaning, decorating, grocery shopping etc.

right on brother another tip ask any woman for a massage in ice dick no worries they know what you mean

LKJNewbie4 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 10:54 PM#32

by wsopfinaltable m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58295039#post58295039)

Uber/Lyft driver having pronouns listed. Uber/Lyft driver wearing a mask. When either of these things happen I leave a 1 star rating and $0 tip

by wsopfinaltable m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58407239#post58407239)

They can also be used for keeping up the house with cleaning, decorating, grocery shopping etc.

Not terribly surprising that these two contributions came from the same account.

REDeYeS00Shark178 posts
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 11:18 PM#33

too much subtle nuance to comprende?

DominicShark140 posts
Posted Jan 8, 2024, 12:13 AM#34

lol I was kidding about the laundry thing. I do mine all the time.

johnzimboNewbie3 posts
Posted Jan 8, 2024, 2:58 AM#36

His sense of humor has not been hampered

redbuckNewbie4 posts
Posted Jan 8, 2024, 4:13 PM#39

Don't hang him out to dry, he's a good ol' guy.

cokeboy99Regular65 posts
Posted Jan 8, 2024, 5:40 PM#41

Speaking of laundry, anyone know of a good service that will pickup and drop off my laundry without stealing it?

REDeYeS00Shark178 posts
Posted Jan 9, 2024, 12:13 AM#48

by cokeboy99 m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58409014#post58409014)

Do you not know the story behind my question? I thought it was a good callback to a very funny story. Sorry if I was wrong.

guessing 'jish grunched too quick and missed your reference probably nothing meant by it and not worth additional brain thought

rickrollShark207 posts
Posted Jan 9, 2024, 12:17 AM#49

got links to the reference, sounds fun

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