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"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
funny
kind of
We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.
What are some of your favorites? :questionm
"I'd bust my own grandmother if she played poker with me." -- Jack Straus
Fold and live to fold again. -Stu Ungar.
This is what tournaments are for most. 😀
"There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them." -- Mike Matusow
"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time." -- Phil Hellmuth 🙄
"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker." -- Amarillo Slim
"Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game." -- James Altucher
"Why do the pushing when the donkey will do the pulling?" -- Daniel Negreanu
The feeling in my stomach reminds me of the time I ate bad shellfish at an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet in Kansas City. - Phil Gordon
poker
I think that poker is really like life itself when you start to play you are like a child learning to walk and when you do you start hitting yourself with each fall and then you realize that there are things that you cannot change asi que tenes que afrontar las subidas y las bajadas que este mundo del poker te da ya que todas no se pueden ganar
nobody always wins at poker whoever does it lies or does not play poker ... - slim yellow
"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." -- "Fast" Eddie Felson (played by Paul Newman) in The Color of Money
I hear it in my head all of the time..."You should have folded" 🙂
“Just play every hand, you can’t miss them all.” -- Sammy Farha
"Poker is war. People pretend it is a game." -- Doyle Brunson
"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." -- "Fast" Eddie Felson (played by Paul Newman) in The Color of Money
Very good one. 🙂
“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.” -- Mike Sexton
One of my favorites: If a player with money meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the money player will leave with experience.
I immediately remembered the movie Twenty-one (21) Winning is - you can eat.:eating:
2...1 related and the other not so much
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
Whoever tells (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-tells/) you that money is the root of all evil...doesn't have it!
Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor Hand well - Jack London
“What I know about poker you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I’m learning.” ~ Wilford Brimley
I also have a favorite quote.
"Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing!" - Dutch Boyd
Eugeny Kachalov
"It doesn't matter if you dream of becoming a pro or just play for your own pleasure, the main thing is to remember that the same people are playing with you, and you should not get upset or worry about their unpredictable moves - just enjoy the atmosphere and try to learn something new" - Evgene Kachalov.
"Boom! 9-high like a boss!" -- William Kassouf 🙄
"You call, it's gonna be all over, baby!" -- Scotty Nguyen
“May the flop be with you.” -- Doyle Brunson
Would you of called if I......
I would of won that because I had.....
Not even in hand
One of my favorites: If a player with money meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the money player will leave with experience.
This is one of my favorites as well.
Bet bet bet , sometimes they fold 😀
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” -- Steven Wright 😀
"It’s a pleasure to meet someone who understands that to the true gambler, money is never an end in itself, it’s simply a tool, as language is to thought.” -
The Cincinnati Kid
“You played that hand like a vegan.” -- Erick Linderer (to Daniel Negreanu) 😀
No Bologna
I hear it in my head all of the time..."You should have folded" 🙂
I hear ya. I just get stubborn to much, I just know they're bluffing (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) and am wrong. Why didn't I fold dummy?
Quotes of Great Players
"The more I develop as a person,
The better poker player I am." - Fedor Holz
"You can't bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) someone
who is not paying attention" - Phil Ivey
The beautiful thing in poker is that
Everybody thinks they can play.
"Every time there is a showdown,
that is a potential fountain
of information" - Alex Fitzgerald
"Poker is a hard way,
to make an easy living" - Doyle Brunson
“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.” -- Chris Moneymaker
“Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor hand well.” -- Jack London
Hello. This one of my favorites by one of my favorite players:
"Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.” ~ Mike Caro
"To be a successful player you have to be completely free from money" - Doyle Bunson.
😀🙂😎
"nh. gg. gl all." is my favorite poker quote because i say it very often.
Alohadancetv
"I can smell your fear from Kharkov" - Ilya Korobkin 🙂
You gotta know when holdem, know when to fold em....and you know the rest
If you lose the pot, don't lose the lesson.
“Poker is not simply a game of odds, moves and calculations. It is a game of controlled and exploited emotions including greed, fear, over-confidence and anger.” -- Steven Lubet
Sklansky
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“Every time opponents play a hand differently from the way they would have if they see all your cards, you gain; and every time they play a hand the same way they would have played if they could see all your cards, you lose” - David Sklansky - Fundamental Theorem of Poker
“One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker!” -- Mike Sexton
“Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and their actual ability than in poker.” -- Steve Badger
“Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy.” -- Lou Kreiger
“Poker’s the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and every man’s is against yours.” -- W. Somerset Maugham
“The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation.” -- Benny Binion
“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” -- R. E. Shay
"I had to make a choice between being a lawyer or a professional gambler. I chose the more honorable of the two." -- Chip Reese
“Money isn’t everything unless you’re playing a rebuy tournament.”
“Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.” -- David A. Daniel
“In the poker game of life, women are the rake.” We gave that line to Edward Norton’s Worm in the movie Rounders , but in real life, Joel “Bagels” Rosenberg said it, off the cuff, at 3 a.m., leaning against a wall at the Mayfair Club, an underground card room that used to be the center of the poker world in New York.
My girlfriend got me a hoodie last Christmas with that quote.
" you got to know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em" - Kenny Rogers
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." -- Phil Ivey
Chip and a chair!
"In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know."
,,Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker”
And the whole story:
The grandson visits his grandfather for advice:"Grandpa, what do I do now that I'm great?"
What do you mean, baby?
Everyone has a hobby but I don't. Dad told me to go play football and even make money with it.
No way. “I ask, is it normal for an adult to run up and down, curling a ball? Poker is the only game worthy of a man. Your cards are against everyone and everyone against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune through teamwork? There's a way to make a fortune - take it from the guy who sits down to play poker with you. ” And it's not a hobby, it's a profession.
Did you play poker a lot, Grandpa?
Oh, but how much more. "One has to play every day because it's very bad that one just is and doesn't even know how lucky he is."
Do you think poker is gambling (https://www.casino.us/)?
No, poker is a game of knowledge!
"But you just said I know how lucky I am here!" "You don't understand that this is not gambling?" Why do the same 5 members always play for the World Cup? Are they the most glazed in Vegas? It's a mind game ... ” - And what do I need to play poker? "You don't need anything but chips and a chair." However, one thing is better if you note at the beginning, "If you don't know after 20 minutes who the sucker is at the table, it's you!" - I understand. But what if I lose all my money? What if I don't win? "If you're too careful, your whole life will be a ****ing grinder." Dare to take risks because if you don’t take risks you can never win! - All right. But what is poker like? "Poker is very similar to sex, everyone thinks he's the best, but he has no idea what he's doing." Therefore, if you go to play always be modest. Because it is better to win modestly than to lose grandly! - What's wrong, Grandpa? Your voice is sad. - I remembered the old poker parties… - How can I cheer you up? - "- Do you know what cheers me up? - We? - 3 aces and 2 kings. The constantly bidding tourists and the juice picked from them. Chip towers that I can't see from behind. All night, high-stakes Hold'em in the Tajik, where the sand turns gold. ” - Then let's go and play one! They went to play with his grandson’s grandfather, and then the grandson closed the evening without money. - You see, that's what Grandpa was talking about! - Do you give up right at the first hurdle? "If a cash player meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the cash with experience." You were the money player. If you want to achieve anything in poker, after every such defeat you will think about what you made wrong, go and learn, then sit back at the table and get better! And you don't give up!
Poker is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
" A poker player has to be lucky, in the same way that Warren Buffet is lucky playing the stock market year after year ." Phil Gordon
“Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?”
~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
"Fold and live to fold again" Stu Ungar
“Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.” Mike Sexton
"You call, it's gonna be all over baby!" Scotty Nguyen
" Poker is a game that takes 5 minutes to learn, but a lifetime to be mastered " " I hope to see the day when we will not talk about men and female players. But only poker players " - Vanessa Selbst " Poker is a fair game.
,,Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker”
Such a classic line.. I remember watching that movie when I was 15.. Gave me chills.
" I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the ****in' rake." - Worm
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No Bologna
"If luck wasn't involved, I guess I'd win them all" Phil H. Love this one. Also "Baby" Scotty N. Lol
only 1 quote ever
Some days you're the bug some days you're the windshield.
-Scercy
"Its hard to convince a winner that he's losing" - Mike Caro
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"A person's true feelings are revealed in poker."
Doyle Brunson.
"Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're the best, but most don't even know what they're doing.”
Dutch Boyd is a three-time wsop (https://www.casino.us/poker/tournaments/wsop/) gold bracelet winner.
"Aces take bribes... These are the rules of the game."
Evgeniy Kascheev
"Welcome to value town. Population, you!" -- David "Viffer" Peat
My favorite for tournament poker : "In Order to Live You Have to Be Willing to Die"
You will show your ooker greatness by the hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/) you fold. Not the hands you play.
“It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to be good at poker.” -- Phil Gordon
"It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money." -- "Canada" Bill Jones
“I must complain the cards are ill-shuffled till I have a good hand.” -- Jonathan Swift
THE BEST
Need to quit school or work to learn poker? (https://www.cardschat.com/forum/general-poker-13/necessary-leave-school-job-learn-poker-467067/):stupido:
i hate QA of suite
lose every hand to the pre-flop 🙁
And the whole story:
The grandson visits his grandfather for advice:"Grandpa, what do I do now that I'm great?"
What do you mean, baby?
Everyone has a hobby but I don't. Dad told me to go play football and even make money with it.
No way. “I ask, is it normal for an adult to run up and down, curling a ball? Poker is the only game worthy of a man. Your cards are against everyone and everyone against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune through teamwork? There's a way to make a fortune - take it from the guy who sits down to play poker with you. ” And it's not a hobby, it's a profession.
Did you play poker a lot, Grandpa?
Oh, but how much more. "One has to play every day because it's very bad that one just is and doesn't even know how lucky he is."
Do you think poker is gambling?
No, poker is a game of knowledge!
"But you just said I know how lucky I am here!" "You don't understand that this is not gambling?" Why do the same 5 members always play for the World Cup? Are they the most glazed in Vegas? It's a mind game ... ” - And what do I need to play poker? "You don't need anything but chips and a chair." However, one thing is better if you note at the beginning, "If you don't know after 20 minutes who the sucker is at the table, it's you!" - I understand. But what if I lose all my money? What if I don't win? "If you're too careful, your whole life will be a ****ing grinder." Dare to take risks because if you don’t take risks you can never win! - All right. But what is poker like? "Poker is very similar to sex, everyone thinks he's the best, but he has no idea what he's doing." Therefore, if you go to play always be modest. Because it is better to win modestly than to lose grandly! - What's wrong, Grandpa? Your voice is sad. - I remembered the old poker parties… - How can I cheer you up? - "- Do you know what cheers me up? - We? - 3 aces and 2 kings. The constantly bidding tourists and the juice picked from them. Chip towers that I can't see from behind. All night, high-stakes Hold'em in the Tajik, where the sand turns gold. ” - Then let's go and play one! They went to play with his grandson’s grandfather, and then the grandson closed the evening without money. - You see, that's what Grandpa was talking about! - Do you give up right at the first hurdle? "If a cash player meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the cash with experience." You were the money player. If you want to achieve anything in poker, after every such defeat you will think about what you made wrong, go and learn, then sit back at the table and get better! And you don't give up!
I loved this story :bawling::bawling::bawling:
You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.
"The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing." -- Nick "The Greek" Dandolos
Michael Gersitz: "Don't be angry because you lost, get angry because you didn't win."
"Life is like a poker game (https://www.casino.us/poker/games/). Either I share or I share. It takes talent and luck. You keep the bet, raise and bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/). You can always learn from partners. Sometimes we win with a single pair, but also, that we lose to the brim. Whatever happens, it's good as long as the deck is in motion. "
Roger von Oech
““ What a smart dog you have! ”A man said when he saw his friend playing cards with his dog.
"Not as smart as it looks," was the reply. "If he has a good hand, he'll start wagging his tail right away."
Anthony de Mello
"When we talk about the past, we always falsely shuffle the card."
Stephen King
"Death is a playmate who doesn't cheat, just doesn't tell you when you're going to use the joker you knocked out of the game."
Graffiti
"You shouldn't wait for the joker either on the card or in everyday life."
George Korda. (Hungarian faomus icon)
"Sex is good, but poker lasts longer."
Alfred Alvarez (2001)
"Strategy is like a fart: we keep it as long as we can!"
He wasn't next to who the quote was from but it's good: D.
"Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the world!
This helped him win the 84th world series of poker (https://www.casino.us/poker/tournaments/wsop/) with a jolly, a club two, a round 7, a green 4 from UNO, and a Monopoly "Escape from Prison" card. "
I don't know from whom but it's good too: D.
"Life is like a poker game. Either I share or I share. It takes talent and luck. You keep the bet, raise and bluff. You can always learn from partners. Sometimes we win with a single pair, but also, that we lose to the brim. Whatever happens, it's good as long as the deck is in motion. "
Roger von Oech
““ What a smart dog you have! ”A man said when he saw his friend playing cards with his dog.
"Not as smart as it looks," was the reply. "If he has a good hand, he'll start wagging his tail right away."
Anthony de Mello
"When we talk about the past, we always falsely shuffle the card."
Stephen King
"Death is a playmate who doesn't cheat, just doesn't tell you when you're going to use the joker you knocked out of the game."
Graffiti
"You shouldn't wait for the joker either on the card or in everyday life."
George Korda. (Hungarian faomus icon)
"Sex is good, but poker lasts longer."
Alfred Alvarez (2001)
"Strategy is like a fart: we keep it as long as we can!"
He wasn't next to who the quote was from but it's good: D.
"Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the world!
This helped him win the 84th World Series of Poker with a jolly, a club two, a round 7, a green 4 from UNO, and a Monopoly "Escape from Prison" card. "
I don't know from whom but it's good too: D.
Life is like a game of poker: if you don't put anything on the line, you'll have nothing to gain from it. Poker is cool. In one evening, you can reach the top of happiness or unhappiness, all very quickly. It's not bad or good cards that matter, it's important to be able to play bad ones.
"Tight is not right." -- Antonio Esfandiari
“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn’t be avoided. It should be faced.” ~ Edward Norton
“I don’t play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way I’m drawing at two different flushes.” -- Amarillo Slim
"The kiddie game is down the street!" -- Mike "The Mouth" Matusow
"Being a pro in poker is fantastic, but it's a lot of work. One must love the game, but without forgetting that it is necessary to face enormous challenges " - Chris Moneymaker " The WSOP bracelet is no big deal " - Patrik Antonius " Poker is a game that takes 5 minutes to learn, but a lifetime to be mastered "
"All you need is a chip and a chair." - Jack Straus
My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear.
Amarillo Slim
In the Land of the Blind the one-eyed Man is King
don`t know who came up with it
The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.
You can't win if you fold
"Trust the process, it will take time but it will give you ton of surprise."
Don't feel sad or angry even if you lost..this quote helps me alot just trust the process
“What I know about poker you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I’m learning.” -- Wilford Brimley
We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.
What are some of your favorites? :questionm
"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time. — … "
“Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.” -- Benny Binion
“Reading the game is very important. But it's even more important to make the right decisions when you've read it. " JC Tran
Fish are not caught where they are not found...
"There is more to poker than life." -- Tom McEvoy
My own quote lol " Fu** IT IM ALL IN!"
I'm either going to hit this gutshot or I'm not. It's 50/50.
"Poker is war. People pretend it is a game." - Doyle Brunson
"If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker." -
“When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience ends up with the money and the man with the money ends up with experience.”
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“Serious poker is no more about gambling than rock climbing is about taking risks.” -- Al Alvarez
Always leave yourself outs !
“When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience ends up with the money and the man with the money ends up with experience.”
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Thats so true :dancing2:
“Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards.” -- George Carlin 😀
“It’s not whether you won or lost, but how many bad beat stories you were able to tell.” -- Grantland Rice
I love you son but I'll still put a snake in your pocket and ask you for a lighter.
“The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.” -- Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub
I dont have a quote, but I sing the kenny rodgers song know when to fold them , lol
“If you play bridge badly, you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.” -- Joe Laurie, Jr.
“People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.” -- Mary Austin
If they are a checking then I am a betting.
“When Luck Shuts The Door You Gotta Go In Through The Window.”
Always liked that quote.
“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.” -- Jackie Robinson
Oh say can you see
Check, bet or fold. Better to have cold feet then get burned. Alaskan Joe -Capo1014
caracaski220
hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/) down. It is Doyle Bronsons, "a chip and a chair". He said this after winning a world series of poker after having been down to his last chip. Thats all you need to be in it. I have made long runs and even won big events , having been down to less than the small blind. Never give up!
We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.
What are some of your favorites? :questionm
Swallow you pride and fold. By me
Rounder
"If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first half hour, then you're the sucker..😛
“May the flop be with you.” D. Brunson 😀😀
Pair of balls beats everything 😀 love that one even I dont have balls 😀 😀
Literally listening to Kenny Rogers right now...should I even say anything. YOU GOTTA.........
I had twips :')
“The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.” ~ Mark Pilarski
Hi everyone!
A plausible statement, though it varies with how each person uses it.
"Poker or any other form of entertainment diverts you from real life"
:ac4::qc4:
Chip and a chair
It has to be 'a Chip and a chair' (Jack “Treetop” Straus)
, the amount of times i have been 1 bb and won, won, won taking my stack from 130 to 5400 in 3 or 4 hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/). It gets me cashing evertime.:star:
An affirmation to motivate and inspire you to be your best self.'a Chip and a chair' is my poker mantra
Have to pick: "I can dodge bullets, baby."
“Everyone gets lucky once in a while, but no one is consistently lucky.”
-- Doyle Brunson
My preferred saying:
Don't keep all your eggs in a single basket.
“Poker is not simply a game of odds, moves and calculations. It is a game of controlled and exploited emotions including greed, fear, over-confidence and anger.” ~ Steven Lubet
“Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.” ~ Mike Caro
“One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker!”-- Mike Sexton
Going back to ole Kenny Rogers. You gotta know when to hold’em and know when to fold’em. Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money, when you’re sitting at the table. There’ll be time enough for counting when the dealing is done!
More or less this: “Fold and live to fold again.” - Stu Ungar
Deuces never looses.
All-in.
somebody wins, somebody loses
he called a raise with Q10 honey
“The sole misfortune for a skilled gambler is poor health. All other setbacks are merely temporary annoyances.” -- Benny Binion
"Distance will return everything", but I don't remember who said.🙂
"nobody cares what you folded"
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"nobody cares what you folded"
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Yeah...I feel this is justifiably aimed at me.
A mate of mine said he was going to get me a Tshirt:
On the front it would say: "I woulda had" and on the back, Nuts. (or any monster hand).
I hang my head in shame.
😱
It has to be 'a Chip and a chair' (Jack “Treetop” Straus)
, the amount of times i have been 1 bb and won, won, won taking my stack from 130 to 5400 in 3 or 4 hands. It gets me cashing evertime.:star:
An affirmation to motivate and inspire you to be your best self.'a Chip and a chair' is my poker mantra
Yeah, I like this one too. My mate who introduced me to poker used to always say that.
I've come back from behind before, but only once from literally <1 BB. That was a fun night. Love that feeling when you're chipping away at the big stack. It isn't a fortress...its a sand castle and if you just keep digging, it'll collapse!
"It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money." -- "Canada" Bill Jones
That is funny!
Think I actually snorted when I read that.
That makes me feel a lot better about it.
Sometimes feel bad if I win too frequently.
Maybe not any more
😀
I’m crying!! kkkkkk
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
Kenny Rogers - The gambler
If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then it’s you
You can't lose what you don't put in the middle ... "Mikey Mcdermott"
"We played fair: you cheated, I cheated. I was better" - from film Big Shar 1983.
“Rarely do the lambs kill the butcher.” -- Amarillo Slim
Show me your fish hand!
poker is a lot like sex..... everyone thinks they are better at it than they are 🙂
First to bet , get the pot!
“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.” -- Chico Marx
"However difficult the past has been, you can always start anew." ~ Buddha
also: "There are only two ways to play pocket jacks, and both are incorrect." ~ maybe Buddha.
“Poker isn’t a game where the meek take over the Earth.” -- David Hayano
“The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.” -- General David Shoup
“Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand.” -- Warren Karp
“May the flop be with you.” Doyle Brunson
“Poker feels like a sport, yet you’re not required to do push-ups.” --Penn Gillette
play poker to win.
“Omaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists.” -- Shane Smith
JUST WIN BABY
ONE TIME
it seems like everyone has to say this at least once every tournament. You see it all the time on tv and I find myself saying it as well. Even when I'm by myself playing online I find myself saying it. LOL
Sorry, I can't recall who said it, but after he lost a hand to a bad beat and was eliminated from the game he remarked, "Well, that was unfortunate."
That line has helped my simple mind keep any Phil Helmuth–style rage from bubbling up.
I just tell myself, "Well, that was unfortunate," and the bad beat goes straight into the oh-well bin.
And on the rare occasion I win with a suck-out, I think to myself, "Thanks for playing." :ciao:
You are The al day.!..#:'kk
By : bno
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
“No-limit Holdem: Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.” -- Tom McEvoy
My favorite player quotes. *** 1.) The card is not a horse by the morning, lucky. 2.) Pass, he won't give bread. Success to you players.😀🙂😎
BINK
“I refuse to be labeled a ‘good loser.’ Point me to a good loser and I’ll prove they’re simply a loser.”
— Stu Ungar
there isn't any time to waste
“There is more to poker than life.” -- Tom McEvoy
I read through about 100 quotes and this one I think is pretty good.
”Bad beats will, from time to time, still rob you like a crack addict with an empty pipe.” Rick Dacey
"Much of the money you will win at poker will not come from the brilliance of your game, but from the ineptitude of your opponents."
"Only losers and amateurs complain about cards."
Lou Krieger.
‘Poker is a game of people. It’s not the hand I hold, it’s the people I play with.’
Dont go allin preflop
Know when to holdem, know when to fold them
“The moment you believe there’s nothing more to learn, that’s when you have the most to learn.”
Hello. My favorite is "You gotta know when to holdem and know when to Fold em".
Dan'O
"A lot of poker players nowadays want to appear as forceful, yet they play foolishly."
“Poker is not simply a game of odds, moves and calculations. It is a game of controlled and exploited emotions including greed, fear, over-confidence and anger.” -- Steven Lubet
“Fold and live to fold again”
-Stu
“Never go broke before the flop with a queen in your hand”
-Mike Sexton
I have 2 😎
I’ve always like Sam farha. He has real class kinda reminds me of an old wise guy from the mafia back in the 80’s or 90’s
favorite poker quote
One of the greatest lines I’ve heard about this game is: patience, patience, patience. It’s absolutely true — poker relies on theories and strategies, but there comes a moment to seize and convert them into profit, so waiting for that moment is essential.
“Your poker skill will be revealed more by the hands you fold than the hands you play.” ~ Dan Reed
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. (Rounders)
"Yeah, call with your trash hand"
“The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing or, more particularly with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.” -- William J. Florence
Luck in poker is preparation meeting opportunity — I don’t know who originally said it.
"nh. gg. gl all." is my preferred poker saying because I use it quite often.
😀😀😀😀😀😀 Nice.
Followed by "$%&#* River Rat"
"Well, you're gonna go like Broomcorn's uncle."
Doyle Brunson - for a very tight player.
“Baseball resembles a poker match. No one wants to stop when they’re behind; no one wants you to stop when you’re leading.” -- Jackie Robinson
“Most of the money you’ll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents.” -- Lou Krieger
Why am I playing today?... I don't feel as well... but I don't care
“The person who came up with ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was almost certainly a terrible bluffer.” -- Jeannette Walls
“Aside from sex and shower singing, few human activities show a wider gap between someone’s self-deceptive belief in their skill and their real capability than poker.” -- Steve Badger
“Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.” - Doyle Brunson
“Just play every hand, you can’t miss them all.” ~ Sammy Farha
seven from heaven!
You gotta know when to holdem, know when to foldem, know when to walk away, know when to run.
“Those who pursue the straight and flush arrive by plane and depart by bus”
deuce never loses
"YOU MUST TREAT YOUR POKER LIKE A BUSINESS"
“Don’t challenge strong players, challenge weak ones. That’s what they’re there for.” -- John Vorhaus
Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you. — Crandell Addington
“Poker isn’t a game where the meek inherit the Earth.” - David Hayano
Poker
Poker is a skill-based game, but if you rely solely on luck and aren’t prepared to lose the stake you put up, you will inevitably lose.
“Them that chase the straight and flush, come by plane leave by bus”
"If you fail to spot a sucker, then you're the sucker."
“Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life, but it is also merely a game in which money is simply the means of keeping score.” -- Anthony Holden
"Look around the poker table, if you can't spot the sucker, it's you"
"I can evade bullets, baby!!"
"I'm all in"
hi. poker is a constant battle with your own bad habits. (kkuk 01.11.2020 year).))
keep going regardless of what occurs
“Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life, but it is also merely a game in which money is simply the means of keeping score.” -- Anthony Holden
“Poker resembles sex in many ways. Everyone believes they’re the greatest, yet most have no idea what they’re doing.” ~ Dutch Boyd
"One time" -- every poker player ever 😀
“In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.” -- Rick Bennet
Learning to play two pairs correctly is as difficult as getting a College education, and just as expensive.
Mark Twain
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing. — Dutch Boyd
“Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand.” -- Warren Karp
You call its gonna be all over baby
“Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.” - Doyle Brunson
“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn’t be avoided. It should be faced.”
– Edward Norton
“Trust everyone but always cut the cards.” -- Benny Binion
Play poker
Nothing will help you in poker if today is not your day ....
One of my favorites: If a player with money meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the player with money will leave with experience. [/TO QUOTE]
lol
In the end everyone won!
You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.
In my opinion this is one of the most important lessons in poker. Interestingly, it is the one that takes the longest to learn.
“No river, no fish.” -- Amarillo Slim
“If you play bridge badly, you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.” -- Joe Laurie, Jr.
Sometimes You Are The Bug....
But preferably, YOU ARE THE WINDSHIELD!
There’s a Mary Chapin Carpenter song with a line “Some times you’re the windshield, some times you’re the bug.”
Sometimes in Poker, you're on top of things; you're cookin' with gas; you're hot; you're rockin' it; you're gettin' it done, hitting flops, hitting turns, hitting rivers, WINNING. You're the windshield. :dancing2:
Sometimes, however, Poker does it's very best to knock you off of your stride, off your block, off your game, missing flops, missing turns, missing rivers. On those occasions, you're the bug.😡
Best of Luck at The Tables All!
CheezeWiz
“To be a poker champion you must have a strong bladder.” -- Jack McClelland
“Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck.” -- Jesse May
I Don't Have A Gambling Problem...
I googled this quote and could not readily find it, so I am going to credit it to a horse playing buddy of mine (back in the day) that I heard say it multiple times... usually followed by a bit of a forced laugh...
I don't have a gambling (https://www.casino.us/) problem, I HAVE A LOSING PROBLEM! - Action Jackson
Just as a side note, he was a damn good handicapper and had some very big scores, but that is a very tough game to beat in the long-run, track take-out is huge. Anyway, Thank You, Poker, much more reasonable chance of being able to Win in the long-run if you are good!
Best of Luck At the Tables All!
CheezeWiz
i stop when i am done !
“The one who bets the most wins. Cards just break ties.” -- Sammy Farha
“A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.” -- American proverb
That's Poker Folks!
“Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.” -- Ambrose Bierce
Idiot guy puts 400.000 dollars with 10 4 and the crowd celebrates like if it's a good play !
I made 50 millions dollars on my reading abilities !
Winning with a flush against a straight
“Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy.” -- Lou Kreiger
“A faint heart never filled a spade flush.” -- Unknown
it's not really for poker but also goes for it
fck it before it fcks you
“Hold’em is a game of calculated aggression. If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with.” This quote from author Alfred Alvarez is actually a great piece of advice. Many top players would agree that, in most circumstances, if your cards are strong enough to call, then you should actually probably raise.
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"When a person with money meets a person with experience, he leaves with experience money and the one with money leaves with experience."
In Regards to Going For It Late in The Game...
An old, and rather successful poker acquaintance, use to always say:
No Balls, No Babies! - LimoMark
Cliff Notes Interpretation... There comes a point in the game when you just have to go for it! Otherwise, you are not going to cash.
Best of Luck at The Tables All,
CheezeWiz
“Life is too long to play bad cards.” -- Frank DiElsi
If in half an hour of playing you could not figure out the fish at the table, then this fish is you.
“Play like a champ. Win like a champ. Act like a champ.” -- Frank Henderson
If they are a checking then I am a betting.
“Everyone gets lucky once in a while, but no one is consistently lucky.” -- Doyle Brunson
“What’s true of the poker game is true of life. Most people are suckers and don’t realize it.” -- Michael Faust
one time
all people say that when they are all in
“Bad beats will, from time to time, still rob you like a crack addict with an empty pipe.” -- Rick Dacey
“Going on tilt is not ‘mixing up your play.’” -- Steve Badger
One day in poker состоит из 90% удачи и 10% навыков
“Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don’t have to do push-ups.” -- Penn Gillette
"You know what really ruins games and destroys the poker system, among other things? Winning players!" D.N.
“I learned playing poker that you never count your winnings because that’s when you start to lose.” -- Kenneth Langone
Now we're playing poker. Now we're playing poker. The way the game was meant to be played.
Prahlad Friedman - after running a successful bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) and showing his cards in the 2006 wsop (https://www.casino.us/poker/tournaments/wsop/) main event.
I quote myself
If you rely on luck you only need 1% skill. good luck on the poker tables and as was always have fun
“I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.” -- Oklahoma Johnny Hale
I raise...... I’m alll in
Call me crazy but I like to see more than 2 cards before I put in all of my chips
-Daniel Negreanu
Poker
In poker as in life, you need to know when to go all-in so that your fortune multiplies several times. Or you lose and play again.
I like " you got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them"
“Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting.” -- Jason Alexander
My story is that i always lose
all in
“Poker is generally thought to be America’s second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” -- Al Alvarez
What
You can say that again🙂
“Don’t get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn’t win.” -- Michael Gersitz
“It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to be good at poker.” -- Phil Gordon
My favorite quote is my own. I was playing at the final table of a $600 buy in PLO8 tournament. I was holding 34JJ not sure what the suits were. Somebody raised, I folded my hand but when I did my hand got flipped over. Someone made some remark like I can't believe you folded that. My response was "If you think I should have called a raise with that hand you're going to have a hard time beating me today."
1 time
"The more I practice, the luckier I get" -- Gary Player (sorry golf not poker, but a good one)
We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.
What are some of your favorites? :questionm
Poker is very much like real life, only worse!
Doyle Brunson
You gotta play what you get
"Don't get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn't Win!!"- Michael Gersitz
"It takes five minutes to learn, yet a lifetime to master"
“I’m absolutely gonna win it, because I’m ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.” -- James Woods
poker is like stairs, if you don't know how to move forward you fall down and go to ruin, and it is very difficult to get up, you have to learn to be patient.
“You played that hand like a vegan.” -- Erick Linderer (to Daniel Negreanu)
“Dogs are lousy poker players. When they get a good hand, they wag their tails.” -- Unknown
"Ain't no fun when Scotty got the gun, baby"
How Do I Get The Password to The Freeroll?
Best of Luck at The Tables All,
CheezeWiz
The world of poker is very complex, if you don't see good results in two months, you'd better retire ...
poker is like food, if you abuse it you can get into trouble ...
“The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing or, more particularly with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.” -- William J. Florence
“Whoever coined the phrase ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer.” -- Jeannette Walls
“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play“ - Chris Moneymaker
I dont remember who said it..
If you cant spot the sucker in the 1st half hour, then yr a sucker. :deal:
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” -- Phil Hellmuth
“Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.” -- Mike Caro
the enemy of my enemy is my friend))
Phil hellmuth
The Bratz most famous quote is definitely one of my favorite quotes and that is if it wasn't for luck I'd win every hand.. good luck on the tables everyone and as always have fun
"check raising stupid tourists"
“Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.” -- David A. Daniel
Phil Helmuth kept looking down at a leaflet he was holding during a tournament, and the announcer said:
"He's probably checking hand rankings."
Dan Harrington:
"When you sit down at a table, look around.
If you don't see an idiot....you're it."
“Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you.” -- Jack Strauss
“May the flop be with you.” Doyle Brunson
“It’s not whether you won or lost, but how many bad beat stories you were able to tell.” -- Grantland Rice
Them “ what how can you call that hand” / “ I call I got the nuts “ and “ ANYTWOWILLDO
Cash?)
Hahaha the good old Kenny Rogers when you play live of courseYou never count your money
When you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting
When the dealing's done
Army private joins poker game (https://www.casino.us/poker/games/): "Is this a game of chance?"
Sergeant Bilko, wearing green eye shade: "Not the way I play it."
Great quotes, we should do a poll on our favourites!
“If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.” ~ Paul Newman
in the poker game of life women are the rake. they are the ******* rake
“It’s said that the two psychological features of snipers are patience and stubbornness. Some might say the same is true for good poker players.” -- Stephen Bloomfield
Know when to holdem and know when to fold them... every hand isn't your hand
“Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?” -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
"Fold and live to fold again" Stu Ungar
POKER Its Not a Race, Its a Marathon
hello
my motto who doesn't play doesn't even win
“Poker’s the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and every man’s is against yours.” -- W. Somerset Maugham
“Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand.” - Warren Karp
I don't know if it's a quote, but my saying is: don't risk, don't win.
“Play like a champ. Win like a champ. Act like a champ.” -- Frank Henderson
"Better to be lucky than good"
“The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.” -- Mark Pilarski
“Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck.” -- Jesse May
“Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers.” -- Johnny Moss
I love The Gambler by Kenny Rogers
“In my club, I’ll splash the pot whenever the xxxx I please”
Haven’t watched Rounders in a while but KGB was awesome.
Mastering the luck hahaha
“Poker reveals to the frank observer something else of import. It will teach him about his own nature. Many bad players do not improve because they cannot bear self-knowledge.” -- David Mamet
"This fish will call everything that you raise in it, and from this it will not stop donking"
Serjo600😱😎
Dan Harrington said: "When you sit down at a table, look around. If you don't see an idiot, you're it."
A commentator on Phil Hellmutth, who was looking down at a piece of paper: "He's probably checking out hand rankings."
“Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.” -- Richard Roeper
Aces and eights might be good in the States but here they are not worth a darn !
in the poker game (https://www.casino.us/poker/games/) of life women are the ******* rake
“A faint heart never filled a spade flush.” -- Unknown
Hammer with the 27 hand
“What’s true of the poker game is true of life. Most people are suckers and don’t realize it.” -- Michael Faust
There is a book by Tiago Decano and André Akkkari that I really like, reading range and bets that I read whenever I give, but I always follow the quotes of these 2 professionals for having a great respect for them and having a good material for study.🙂😀😎:deal:
Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.” -- Ambrose Bierce
“It’s not enough to succeed. Others must fail.” -- Gore Vidal
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There is a book by Tiago Decano and André Akkkari that I really like, reading range and bets that I read whenever I give, but I always follow the quotes of these 2 professionals for having a great respect for them and having a good material for study.🙂😀😎:deal:
What is the point of learning to play from the old book now, when now poker is completely different with many weak players whom it is essentially impossible to understand. randomizer in their heads
Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you. — Crandell Addington
Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser — Stu Ungar
If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time. — Phil Hellmuth
“Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; though the way you play it is free will.” -- Jawaharlal Nehru
“If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.”
“The majority of players are looking for reasons to fold. I am looking for reasons to play.” Daniel Negreanu
“The key to No-Limit is to put a man to a decision for all his chips.” Doyle Brunson
“It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.” Bill Jones
It’s likely already been mentioned but I like to think about Jack Strauss from time to time, and his comeback win in 1982, where the expression “all you need is a chip and a chair” started to gain popularity... especially in longer mtts.
In poker as in life, you need to know when to bet with everything so that your fortune multiplies several times. Or you lose and you play again.
“A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to be walking around lucky and not know it.” -- Robert Turner
Playing fast and aggressive poker can help manufacture chips out of thin air and is one element of the game that separates the great players from the merely very good. But beware; it can be risky.
Phil Hellmuth
If you put a limit on things you can do,then No Limit is not for you!
The Riff_Raff 😎
Hello. I have some pretty good poker players' quotes:
"Shoot", "Crap", ""S**t,", "I can't believe it", "I knew that would happen!". There's many more.
Playing fast and aggressive poker can help manufacture chips out of thin air and is one element of the game that separates the great players from the merely very good. But beware; it can be risky.
Phil Hellmuth
I don't have any, but this one and the: “Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.” ~ Doyle Brunson are pretty good.
“You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.” -- Dan Reed
“I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.” -- Oklahoma Johnny Hale
“Poker is not simply a game of odds, moves and calculations. It is a game of controlled and exploited emotions including greed, fear, over-confidence and anger.” -- Steven Lubet
“A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.” -- American proverb
rocker at poker not a good midnight talker. (C) Some Ofmine.
bout freaks at the night)
"My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear." -- Amarillo Slim
“I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream.” -- Lou Krieger
“The mark of a top player is not how much he wins when he is winning but how he handles his losses.” -- Bobby Baldwin
Kevin Hart bluffing (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) Daniel Negreanu...
"AIIII JUS bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) DANNYULLL!"
"You call, it's gonna be all over baby" Scotty Nguyen
1-When you fold, you are dealt a new hand.
2-Nobody folds a fullhouse.
3-You should reevaluate the strenght of your pair if raised at the turn.
4-3bet on a dry board is a bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/).
Life is the same poker. A continuous risk that cannot be avoided.
If you cannot spot the fish at the table, 5 minutes after sitting down, You probably are the Fish. ------Doyle Brunson
When the fun Stops, STOP!
“It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different.” -- Stu Ungar
“Look at the game from opponent's perspective” -- Gus Hansen
Beware of being dealt Jack's, they're just pretty tens.
“Show me your eyes and you may as well show me your cards.” **-- Doyle Brunson
At the poker table, first of all, you need to keep your emotions under control. You don't want to show what's what, and you can't show what you don't feel. All your problems outside the table should be discarded, so that they do not affect you. The casino does not have a clock because there is no such thing as time. There are no newscasts because there is no news as such. Vegas is where the news dies. If nothing happens at the table, then nothing happens. Everything that affects you, you inhale, exhale and let go.
Quote from the TV series "Tilt»
😎 poker is a science, uneven where perfection can tell you losses.
Bet your winning hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/), and fold the losers.
You're bluffing (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/)!Everything will return to the distance
“Tight is not right.” -- Antonio Esfandiari
"There is no greater mistake in life than to confuse a bad game with bad luck." Unfortunately, I do not know the author of this phrase.
Just play every hand, you can't miss them all.” Sammy Farha
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” Phil Hellmuth
“I had to make a choice between being a lawyer or a professional gambler. I chose the more honorable of the two.” -- Chip Reese
My signature says for itself.
"If you can't spot the sucker in the firt half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."
“Poker is not simply a game of odds, moves and calculations.“ -- Steven Lubet
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” Phil Hellmuth
"If it weren't for luck, I'd win every hand " Phil Hellmuth aka PokerBrat
“There's no one that ever beat me playing cards, the only one that ever beat me was myself.” -- Stu Ungar
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“A pair of balls beats everything!” -- Unknown
If you don't know who the fish is, it's you.
"Be so good, they can't ignore you” -- Steve Martin
"To poker or not to poker, that is the question." -- Me.
"Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” -- R. E. Shay
"You can't quit poker. Poker can quit you." - Me
May your cards be live and your pots be monster!
It Depends
"Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” -- Al Alvarez
I have two:
"He's probably checking out hand rankings."
"It's hard to convince a winner that he is losing” -- Mike Caro
"Going on tilt is not 'mixing up your play.'" Steve Badger
“To be a poker champion you must have a strong bladder.” Jack McClelland
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; though the way you play it is free will.” -- Jawaharlal Nehru
– I have four aces!"
"Me, too!"
Adriano Celentano in "The bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/)" (1976)
Life is like a game of poker. There are 365 chips in the year, if you bet them all, will you not get even one? - David Vieira
"Look at how wrinkled my cloths are... I don't even fold my laundry" - unknown
"No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.” -- Lord Dewar
"The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation.” -- Benny Binion
I have two:
"He's probably checking out hand rankings."
The second quote is an old one - there is a fish in every game; if you look round the table and don't see a fish...
The smarter you play the luckier you will be.
The seven is allways coming.
Life is just like poker. A solid risk that can not be avoided in any way.
Edward Norton
Less theory, more practice
I think it was Doyle Brunson who said.
"Poker takes 5 minutes to learn, and a lifetime to Master"
But whoever said it, never said a truer word.
When the fun Stops, STOP!
Pocket 7s Yeehaa I’m all in . Local code
“I was tired, a little the worse for drink, jet lagged and light-headed – four out of four conditions in which one should certainly not play poker in Las Vegas.” -- Anthony Holden
“There are no guys and there is no peer group, just a bunch of desperate lonely souls trying to make a few bucks for themselves by ****ing over others”
Jesse May
Baby call and it's over
“Nine high like a boss”
Will Kassouf
Gut shot with jack king off��
"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."
Another very good one: “The limit is an art. At the limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes to life and shoots you back.”
The best the most realistic on the planet and perhaps an absolute truth: No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner. (Lord Dewar)
“Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along. You bet and you bet big, then you take the house.” Danny Ocean (George Clooney)
It was always clear to me that theory always has to be accompanied by practice to execute what was learned
“When I experience a bad beat, I think of it as an overhead. If you own a business, you have to pay your bills, and I consider a bad beat one of my bills.” -- Jennifer Harman
"a Chip and a chair"
-Neymar
“In life the woman is the rake”
Rounders lol
10 and 2 is the best hand out there.....
10 and 2 is the best hand out there.....
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Doyle Brunson
Poker Hall of Famer
Thank you for listening!
“Losing is like smoking. It’s habit forming.” -- Puggy Pearson
He sees all the angles but doesn't have the balls to play one. -Worm-
Know when to hold'em. Know when to fold'em
“If I lose, I don’t give a damn about the money, but I just hate the embarrassment of being beaten.” -- Jack Straus
When we used to play live poker every Friday night one of the boys used to say this: Aces and 8s are good in the States, but they ain't worth a %$$#@#$ in Buchans !!!
Deuces never looses.
"You could be the 5th best player in the world, but if you are seated at a table with the top 4 players in the world, well, you are the sucker."
Daniel Negreanu
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I've heard that in a poker club:
"Money never accept to be disrespected"
Unknown author
"If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."
Steve Lipscomb: “Poker is for cards and games just like jazz is for music. It is this incredible American thing, born and raised here. Everyone can play. ”
Phil Hellmuth: "No matter how much you may want to think of Holdem as a card game played by people, in many ways, it is even more valid to think of it as a game about people who happen to be played with cards."
Julius ‘Big Julie’ Weintraub: "Whoever invented poker is brilliant, but whoever invented chips was a genius."
“The man who never bluffs never wins.” -- Oswald Jacoby
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i never fold an ace ´Roy
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“When your opponent’s sittin’ there holdin’ all the Aces, there’s only one thing to do: kick over the tables.” -- Dean Martin
“Most card players are chumps who can’t spot crooked card moves even when sloppily executed.” -- John Scarne
Shuffle up and deal.
“Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck.” -- Jesse May
"If they're defenseless and can't defend themselves, you're in the right place."
Poker is not a game for weaklings. You have to be tough at poker, or you'll be eaten alive.
Here are some quotes that reflect this point.
"If they're defenseless and can't defend themselves, you're in the right place."
Mike Caro, poker writer.
Many players draw a parallel between poker and life itself. Some consider poker to be the best illustration of the principle of the struggle for survival. Many have even read Sun Tzu's book The Art of War as a guide to poker strategy (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/). Here's how poker compares to life.
"Like it or not, the whole essence of a person is revealed at the poker table, and if other players understand him better than he does, then he has no one to blame but himself. And if he is not able and not ready to look at himself from the outside, then he will be a loser both in cards and in life."
Anthony Holden, " The Big Game: A Year as a Professional Poker Player."
If you can't find out who is the fish on your table, it's probably you !
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"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
I've seen this quote attributed to many players, but I'm pretty sure I originally read it in one of TJ's books.
This quote is always in mind when I'm in a pot with a bunch of other limpers. When a pot goes unraised, there are so many options for my opponents hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/) and if I'm not holding the nuts, I always proceed with caution when someone's raising and re-raising.
This quote has saved me a lot of money over the years.
Perhaps not entirely accurate, but: "If you play a pair of sixes, why can't I play a pair of sevens?" Cincinnati Kid.
“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.”
– Chris Moneymaker
Nice quote
I love this one!
“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.”
– Chris Moneymaker
"You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once." - Amarillo Slim
The days we seek however, are the days where we feel invincible. When we own the table and others almost ask us permission to get in the hand.
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“A poker player has to get lucky – in the same way that Warren Buffet gets lucky playing the stock market year after year.” -- Phil Gordon
If you can't take $100 from your wallet right now and burn it, you shouldn't play poker. - Phil Ivey
“All I did was eat, sleep, and breathe tournament poker and the results showed that.” -- Daniel Negreanu
interesting statements, I think poker gives good strategic and logical thinking.
“Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.” Doyle Brunson
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If you are not ready to lose, you will lose everything.
Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
Favorite poker quote
"Show me a good loser and I'll just show you a loser." Stu Ungar
“Poker reveals to the frank observer something else of import. It will teach him about his own nature. Many bad players do not improve because they cannot bear self-knowledge.” -- David Mamet
“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.” -- Jackie Robinson
Poker is a game for patient people who know how to wait, there are many impulsive people who may destroy a good hand but sooner or later they end up drawing those people, for that I insist the game is 50% luck and 50% knowledge
"If, after 20 minutes playing at a table you haven't spot the fish.."
Who said that quote???
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A man's true feelings come out in a poker game (https://www.casino.us/poker/games/)
Doyle Brunson
“I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker out of him.” -- Amarillo Slim Preston
Deep respect for such an age player who retains a clear mind and deep work of thought.
Deep respect for such an age player who retains a clear mind and deep work of thought.
That's right!
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing!
Dutch Boyd
“The man who cheats is a fool of course. He cheats not only the other players but himself, as well. He cheats himself of self-respect and the pleasure of the game.” -- Nick Dandalos
“The smarter you play, the luckier you will be.” - Mark Pilarski
"Fold and live to fold again." - Stu Ungar
"In order to live, you must be willing to die."
-Amir Vahedi at the 2003 World Series of Poker
While cash game players may shrug at this quote, for us tournament donks, in my opinion, this is the #1 advice of all-time. Rest in peace, Amir... I hope they have Cuban (Iranian? LOL) cigars for you up there in heaven!!
“I’ve learned that when a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience ends up with the money and the man with the money ends up with experience.”
― H. Jackson Brown Jr.
A chip and a chair !
“Those chips are your weapons, your arsenal. It you’re afraid to use them, don’t play.” -- Doyle Brunson
"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the game."
Randy Pausch
Whenever I open a section, my goal is to look for tables where the best fish are found, they are full of recreational that do not suit me ,,, conclusion, to strengthen my bankroll (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-bankroll-management/), it is better that they search two or more fish and to favor my poker, it will be seek recreational ,,, have patience, calm and good decisions that us. Help strengthen us ,, a lot of dead money ,,,, I hope it is not mine ,, everything can happen if you do not apply what you have learned ,,, persevere and you will win ,,,
If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck
May your cards be live, and your pots be monsters
People think that poker is a game, when in reality it's a war
I've also got a bunch of fun quotes I superimposed onto images on my instagram page http://instagram.com/gripsed
Favorite poker quote
Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game.
I also have a favorite quote.
“The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.” - General David Shoup.
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Most of life depends on how you look at it if it is like poker, because in life, as in poker, you have to make decisions, sometimes they can turn out well, others not, but that's the way sometimes luck leads to success or success. failure
“Try not to think you’re better than you are.” -- Erik Seidel
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I find Phil Hellmuth funny how he reacts when he loses a poker hand lol he is also a master of poker ...
“I’m absolutely gonna win it, because I’m ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.” -- James Woods
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Every time I sit at the table the onky thing that comes to mind is the song by Kenny Rodgers,"Gambler" I even start to sing the lyrics in my head.
Know when to holdem Know when to foldem never count uour money while your sitting at the table. lol
"The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing or, more particularly with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.” -- William J. Florence
"One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker!” -- Mike Sexton
"Poker is a game of luck, bad luck is when you play with someone who knows how to play"
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." -- Phil Ivey
Poker is not a game for weaklings. You have to be tough at poker, or you'll be eaten alive.
Here are some quotes that reflect this point.
"If they're defenseless and can't defend themselves, you're in the right place."
Mike Caro, poker writer.
Many players draw a parallel between poker and life itself. Some consider poker to be the best illustration of the principle of the struggle for survival. Many have even read Sun Tzu's book The Art of War as a guide to poker strategy. Here's how poker compares to life.
"Like it or not, the whole essence of a person is revealed at the poker table, and if other players understand him better than he does, then he has no one to blame but himself. And if he is not able and not ready to look at himself from the outside, then he will be a loser both in cards and in life."
Anthony Holden, " The Big Game: A Year as a Professional Poker Player."
Scotty Nguyen- "its all over baby"
You'll get more crap out of a buffalo nickel than winning cash on that poker site (https://www.casino.us/poker/).
"I'm all in." -- Tom "durrrr" Dwan
"In order to be a successful gambler you have to have a complete disregard for money." -- Doyle Brunson
Mine was actually something a commentator said, when Phil Helmuth was looking down at a piece of paper during a tourney. He said:
"He's probably looking at hand rankings."
Shuffle up and deal.
"He's been whamboozled!" -- Norman Chad
"How much is that?" -- Phil Ivey
"Every time you play a hand differently from the way you would have played it if you could see all your opponent's cards, they gain; and every time you play your hand the same way you would have played it if you could see all their cards, they lose. Conversely, every time opponents play their hands differently from the way they would have if they could see all your cards, you gain; and every time they play their hands the same way they would have played if they could see all your cards, you lose." -- David Sklansky
my lil quote i said at the tables the other night was
EVERY HAND MATTERS !!!
another one is
I DON'T HAVE TO PUNISH ANYONE KARMA'S GOT MY BACK !!!
"We played fair: you cheated, I cheated. I was better"
Mine is a french poker player who says that "in poker, the most important thing is not the cards but how you use them". Sounds much better in french ^^
It is preferable to remain a spectator here (c)
"We played fair: you cheated, I cheated. I was better"
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"I'm all in." -- Tom "durrrr" Dwan
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"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." -- Phil Ivey
Thats new for me.
Read em and weep then you got pwned.
“I’m absolutely gonna win it, because I’m ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.” -- James Woods
Wow! What a deep! In my opinion, that phrase could be worse if it was: "...my job is destroy dreams."
My favorite phrase, it would be that not all the time you can get frustrated with poker despite, that it is played well, even if you play perfectly, you can get negative results, I consider, that you have to try to be aware, and play, with good banking management, and in an intelligent way.
Wow! What a deep! In my opinion, that phrase could be worse if it was: "...my job is destroy dreams."
You want to be the predator and not the prey so it’s good to crush the dreams of your fellow competitors.
“Try not to think you’re better than you are.” -- Erik Seidel
My leak by my all long run long... Nowadays I recognize myself as a fish... It is not good, but at least my mind is closer to the truth.
"I'm all in." -- Tom "durrrr" Dwan
"I call." -- Viktor "Isildur1" Blom
I like this one
Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck. - Jesse May
Mine was actually something a commentator said, when Phil Helmuth was looking down at a piece of paper during a tourney. He said:
"He's probably looking at hand rankings."
lol, i remember that. classic, i loved it.
"Chip and a chair"
I like this quote because as long as you have a positive attitude and a chip, then you are never out of the game. Short stacks can come back and win it 🙂
"Varry Aggreeeyeassive" - Teddy KGB
"The Main Event is the only tournament in the history of poker you never have to bluff. You just have to stay alive and wait for the idiots to give you their chips." -- Mike Matusow
"Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers." -- Serious Sam
“The object of poker is to keep your money away from Phil Ivey for as long as possible." -- Gus Hansen
"You gotta win your All-Ins" not sure who said it. but it is true lol
"Welcome to value town. Population, you!" -- David "Viffer" Peat
"Not too many players try to bluff me. If there’s going to be bluffing or stealing going on, I’m going to be the one doing to it." -- Johnny Chan
I like this one very much, about tournaments:
In Order to Live You Have to Be Willing to Die.
"Poker is not a race , it's a marathon !
"If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
Mike McDermott
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What about this....
“Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.” ~ Doyle Brunson
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i love this one...
“Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing.” ~ Dutch Boyd
from my son..... win and run!
"Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life - but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score." -- Anthony Holden
Just play every hand, you can't miss them all!
Just play every hand, you can't miss them all!
The money won is twice as sweet as the money earned!
Paul Newman in The Color of Money (1986)
"You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
"Some people just aren't good enough to be bluffed". Being micro stakes player I relate to this so much...
i love this one...
“Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing.” ~ Dutch Boyd
Cool quote, you need to remember) The first time I hear a comparison with sex))
the kid poker
fck it before it fcks you - unknown
"Tight is not right." -- Antonio Esfandiari
Smart move
Pocket aces suck
“In order to live, you must be willing to die." -- Amir Vahedi
"When we play, we must realize, before anything else, that we are out to make money." -- David Sklansky
"If you are chasing draws passively, you are better off playing slot machines" - Unknown
You cannot win a hand if you fold - Tom Dwan
"I always carried a gun in my pocket because the problem for me wasn’t winning the money, it was getting out with it." -- Dave “Devilfish” Ulliott
"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." -- Stu Ungar
You gotta gut the fish before you grill it.
Every once in a while, you gotta feed the fish.
Evrye shark is a fish.
"The kiddie game is down the street!" -- Mike "The Mouth" Matusow
Daniel Negreanu is one of my favorites is a great man show that makes everything more fun at the tables.
"If there was no luck id win every hand" - PH
Aces and 8s are good in the States, but not worth a damn in Buchans
"May the flop be with you". Doyle Brunson.
“If you can't pull a $100 bill out of your pocket and light it on fire, I don't think you can play poker for a living.”-Phil Ivey
I know before the cards are even turned over - Mike McDermott from the movie Rounders
"If you look at poker like a business, then I would say I'm fking Bill Gates. Because I've won over 50 million dollars playing poker. Who the fk else has done that?" -- Dan Bilzerian
“No-limit hold’em: Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.” -- Tom McEvoy
"I like it when I lose so much money I can barely breathe. That's the feeling I go for. I'm addicted to that feeling." -- Phil Ivey
"Don't tap the glass." -- Unknown
"That's a position raise. I call." -- Teddy KGB
We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.
What are some of your favorites? :questionm
“Fold and live to fold again.” ~ Stu Ungar (https://upswingpoker.com/who-is-stu-ungar-poker/)
Making correct decisions
Poker is a game that takes five minutes to learn and a lifetime to master
"I’m going to destroy you. I’m gonna take everything you got!" -- Tony G
,, more money , more money and more money ,, 🙂)) how about that for a quote 🙂
"A fool and his money are soon parted." -- Thomas Tusser
He's got alligator blood this kid [emoji246][emoji246]
I would of won that because I had.....
Not even in hand
Oh dear, this is me. I say it all the time.
My favourite quote is from a cash game in Vegas where a player successfully bluffed a big pot. He turned his hand up and said "I would tip the dealer, but I didn't have the best hand"
So cool.
"Poker is a lot like sex.Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don`t have a clue what they are doing"
Dutch Boy
Know when to hold em, know when to fold em
I have a load of favorite quotes--
It's a Marathon not a Sprint race.
Take's 5 minutes to learn, and a lifetime to master.
My only favorite cards are the ones that beat you and I take your Chips.
These are just a few but I don't have time to list them all
When the fun Stops, STOP!
(another one lol)
"The kids got alligator blood". ~John Malcovic. - Rounders
My leak by my all long run long... Nowadays I recognize myself as a fish... It is not good, but at least my mind is closer to the truth.
This , One of the most important things is to view things as they are, NOT, they way we would like them to be.
Texas Hold'em- The game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.
"Mike Sexton" - R.I.P.
‘Do you really have the best hand though? Tread carefully’ 😄
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?" -- Dirty Harry
“Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.” -- David A. Daniel
The best quote is from Mike Sexton. " No Limit Holdem takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master."
"A man's true feelings come out in a Poker game"
Doyle Brunson
“Of course I lied. It’s poker.” -- Tony Guoga
Never bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) the fish!
Go hard, or go home! 😉
There is one quote from my native language, but it is obscene. So I'll try to write my quote: you can play poker perfectly, but 22 still has 20% against your pocket AA hand. I hope you understand what I mean.
"If they are defenseless and unable to defend themselves, you have come to the right place." Mike Caro, poker writer.
All you need is a chip and a chair...
Poker is like a woman, you must know how to lie to dominate it!
by Oscar Arroyo
"Play like champ, win like a champ, act like a champ." -- Frank Henderson
Make room for my pair of kings. (с)
“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” -- R. E. Shay
"Why do the pushing when the donkey will do the pulling?" -- Daniel Negreanu
Trust everyone and everyone, but always remove the deck!🙂
I really like the quote "If you have at least one chip in the game, so you have every chance of winning the tournament," as I remember Dan Harrington said.
"My favorite chip trick is to make everyone’s chip stack disappear!" -- Amarillo Slim
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chip and a chair
“I was tired, a little the worse for drink, jet lagged and light-headed – four out of four conditions in which one should certainly not play poker in Las Vegas.” -- Anthony Holden
“I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.” -- Oklahoma Johnny Hale
“Call” everyone who’s ever played poker 😂
“If you think cards are a game, then you are a loser. Money ... The measure of success ... Your points. " Stu Ungar is a 1980, 1981 and 1997 wsop (https://www.casino.us/poker/tournaments/wsop/) champion.
"The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be" -- Mark Pilarski
Tournament play demands patience to survive and win. Winning at cash games demands a whole other level of thought and deception. You need to reach into your bag of tricks and run the occasional big bluff to be a consistent cash game winner.
I started with nothing and still have most of it.
"Its not the cards that you have all the time that makes you a winner or a loser" - Doyle Brunson
Quote by Phil Hellmuth (https://quotation.io/page/author/phil-hellmuth)
If luck weren't involved, I'd win every tournament!
“The cardinal sin in poker is becoming emotionally involved.” -- Katy Lederer
“Whoever coined the phrase ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer.” -- Jeannette Walls
“Everybody will eventually run worse than they thought was possible. The difference between a winner and a loser is, that the latter thinks they do not deserve it.” -- Irieguy
"There's three ways to play pocket jacks, and they're all wrong" -Norman Chad
Its not the cards you have all the time that make you a winner or a loser - Doyle Brunson
My favourite poker quote of all time, from an interview with a degen who just won a big tournament:
"What will you do with the money?"
"Well, I'll use some of it to pay back a few people I owe"
"What about the rest?"
"They'll have to wait"
Apologies, I can't remember who said it. Anyone know?
No when to holder no when to foldem
“I think one of the interesting things about poker is that once you let your ego in, you’re done for.” -- Al Alvarez
“Life is too long to play bad cards.”
“When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.”
"The only failure for a good player is poor health."
I don't know if it's a quote but if it's my favorite quote it's "don't risk don't win"
I can dodge bullets, baby
You call, gonna be all over, Baby 🙂
"I love the fact that I can mess with someone's head." -- Antonio Esfandiari
"Fold and live to fold again" - Stu Ungar.
"Really, if there’s one thing I’ve learned without question about poker, it’s that poker screws with people’s brains and drives them batshit." -- Ed Miller
“The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.” -- General David Shoup
"If you can't burn a hundred bucks, poker is not to you."
Phil Ivey
Chris Ferguson is a five-time WSOP champion:
"One day in poker consists of 90% luck and 10% skill.
One year in poker consists of 10% luck and 90% skill."
Playing poker, Andrei bluffed so well that it was only an hour later that they guessed about his death.
This isn’t just poker ...The way she goes ��*♂️
“What’s true of the poker game is true of life. Most people are suckers and don’t realize it.” -- Michael Faust
In life, as in poker, the real game takes place in the space between your cards and those of others.
< Take your bike and go home > Tony G
“Serious poker is no more about gambling than rock climbing is about taking risks.” -- Al Alvarez
Poker is war. People pretend it is a game
poker is not a game of cards played by people. it is a game of people played with cards
If you're at a poker table and you don't see a sucker, it's you.
"In the long run there is no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people think." Rick Bennet
"When you travel to play a live event, set aside an outfit for final table play" - Daniel Negreanu.
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you win some and lose sum
Pair of ducks
If you don't know when to hold em, fold em
Read 'em and weep
I also have some favorite quotes that I think are very true.
I also have some favorite quotes that I think are very true.
Very good!
Pretty much anything Mike Sexton would say. He was the John Madden of poker. R.I.P.
Easy come, easy go.
One Ace is good, but two is better.
I don't know if this can be attributed to quotes about poker. But the text says that you can't give up.
Poker without flop like hot dogs without ketchup!
One of the most obvious one but I don't see anyone with it? Hold'em or fold em..🙄...... I would like to use this forum to say Merry Christmas to everyone stay save and a happy new year's
My favorite quotes. 🙂
“Life is too long to play bad cards.”
“When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.”
"The only failure for a good player is poor health."
One of my favorite quotes!
Much of the money you will win at poker will not come from the brilliance of your game, but from the ineptitude of your opponents. "- Lou Krieger.
“May all your cards be live and may all your pots be monsters”
-Mike Sexton
“Fold and live to fold again”
-Stu Unger
You don't have to be all that good to succeed at poker
You just need to be better than the occupants of the other chairs at the table
One of the most obvious one but I don't see anyone with it? Hold'em or fold em..🙄...... I would like to use this forum to say Merry Christmas to everyone stay save and a happy new year's
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In 1949, the legendary player Nikos Dandolos, nicknamed "The Greek", came to town and played against Johnny Moss in the "No Limit" poker tournament, which lasted 4 months. Crowds gathered daily to see if the outlander could beat the best Vegas player. Moss raised 4 million before "The Greek" stood up and said, "Mister Moss, I have to let you go." This is how it usually happens. When you play Vegas, Vegas wins.
Greetings. Great. I myself do not know of a single famous quote related to poker. Thank you for an interesting topic. Happy New Year!!! All the best)))
If, while playing poker, you look around all the players at the table and cannot figure out which one of them is a burdock, then you are a burdock.
"Say all-in and I will do call" - Litvinov
Not a very sporty phrase, but I like it
Greetings. Great. I myself do not know of a single famous quote related to poker. Thank you for an interesting topic. Happy New Year!!! All the best)))
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"There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips."
“Most of the money you’ll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents.” -- Lou Krieger
"It’s hard work: Gambling, playing poker. Don’t let anyone tell you different." -- Stu Ungar
Not sure if this has been posted yet, buts this is pretty funny
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” – Phil Hellmuth
“If a player is looking to have you fund their poker career, you need to look at why they are broke.” -- James Guill
“Don’t challenge strong players, challenge weak ones. That’s what they’re there for.” -- John Vorhaus
Distance will return everything . I don’t remember just who said it, but it’s right!
Life, like poker, has an element of risk
"I played so perfect, I couldn't play more perfect."
-Phil Hellmuth
"Poker is a war.People pretend it is a game."Doyle Brunson"
Awesome quote!
"There are two kinds of players in the world, any game player and a poker player"
-Robson Freitas
Poker
Not really a quote by anyone famous in poker but was told years ago by a old very good player "Kid next time bring to the table only what you can afford to loose" Good advice anyway and will always remember his words each time I go to the casino
GL ALL 😀
“The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.” Mark Pilarski
"Boom, 9-high like a boss!" -- William Kassouf
I always think of the Rounders quote.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker every year? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?"
“Whoever coined the phrase ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer.” -- Jeannette Walls
"Can't win unless you play"
" You can only lose what you put in"
“Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.” Doyle Brunson
Dolly
We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.
Poker is not a game of cards played by people. It is a game of people played with cards.
Poker is war. People pretend it is a game
"A man's true feelings come out in a Poker game"
-Doyle Brunson (Super System)
A man's true feelings come out in a Poker game
Doyle Brunson
At the poker table, you are your worst enemy. Stu Unga:jd4:🙂:jd4:
"The mark of a top player is not how much he wins when he is winning but how he handles his losses." -- Bobby Baldwin
“As long as you’ve got a chip and a chair. “ Jack Straus
"It’s hard work: Gambling, playing poker. Don’t let anyone tell you different." -- Stu Ungar
People talk about the game of poker all the time. Poker players, of course, actors, writers and even philosophers, use a poker phrase as a metaphor for life. Or do we imagine it? Some of the most commonly used phrases are listed here. Look at the poker phrases below. Maybe we forgot one of your favorites? Comment and let us know! Mary Austin: “People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.” Rick Bennett: “In the long term there is no luck in poker, but the short term is longer than most people think.” Steve Lipscomb: “Poker is to cards and games what jazz is to music. It's this amazing American thing, born and raised here. Everyone can play.” Benny Binion: “Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.” Dutch Boyd: “Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best but most have no idea what they are up to!” Doyle Brunson: “May the flop be with you.”
"Raisey Daisy!" -- Sammy Farha
"But it was suited!" -- Unknown player
"Ah, he's just another kid with a dream!" -- Norman Chad
“Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing.” No compilation of poker quotes would be complete without at least one from Doyle Brunson. Brunson is a two time World Series of Poker Main Event champion, member of the Poker Hall of Fame, and one of the most famous poker players of all time.
This quote from him, although somewhat simplistic, pretty much sums up what poker is all about.
"Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains." - Mike Caro
Those who chase straights and flushes, come on planes ... and go home on buses.
That's poker! Lol like I wasn't aware what game I'm playing. After taking a bad bet that's the last thing u want to here so I do it all the time
"Kick a Buck"
Cool Hand Luke
Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.
Chip and a chair..
"Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money." -- Norm Macdonald
"NUT-NUT BABY!" Scotty Nyugen
Mustn't forget this gem.
barry on the river
“Everyone gets lucky once in a while, but no one is consistently lucky.” -- Doyle Brunson
"I like to see lots of flops." -- Gus Hansen
This is not really a poker quote, but it is a funny comment made by a commentator, and it was in relation to Phil Helmuth:
Phil was looking down at his cellphone, and the commentator said: "He's probably looking at hand rankings."
A quote that I liked was by Dan Harrington: "Look around the room. If you don't see an idiot, you're it.:
This is not really a poker quote, but it is a funny comment made by a commentator, and it was in relation to Phil Helmuth:
Phil was looking down at his cellphone, and the commentator said: "He's probably looking at hand rankings."
A quote that I liked was by Dan Harrington: "Look around the room. If you don't see an idiot, you're it.:
Mr Harrington seems to be a very lovable, nice person. His parents must be proud. 🙄
"Mother Shover" hahaha
"Poker is a game of who can make the least amount of mistakes"
I hear it in my head all of the time..."You should have folded" 😀
Poker is cool. In one evening you can visit the top and the bottom. It is important to be able to play with bad cards. What matters is not what cards you actually have, but what they see from the source.
Bernard Werber, "Empire of Angels"
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" - Kenny Rogesr the song The gambler
No gamble no future is my favorite poker quote. Lol
ALL-IN is my favorite quote
“Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.” -- David A. Daniel
"You gotta know when to hold'em, and know when to fold'em...know when to walk away, and know when to run. You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealins' done", from the song The Gambler, written by Don Schlitz, sang by Kenny Rogers
“No river, no fish.” -- Amarillo Slim
The guy who invented Poker was pretty smart, but the person who invented chips was a genius.
"NO PAIN, NO GAIN"
There is a win, you can eat
There is a win, you can eat
terrible quote 😀😀
“Of course I lied. It’s poker.” -- Tony Guoga
“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.” ~ Phil Hellmuth
"A pair of balls beats everything!" -- Unknown player
"Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're the best, but most of them don't even understand what they're doing!" - Dutch Boyd
"Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're the best, but most of them don't even understand what they're doing!" - Dutch Boyd
Dutch (whoever he might be) deserves a Nobel prize in gynecology for this wonderful, inspiring statement. 🙄
poker
Poker is life and life is poker.
I would have to say my favorite is- those who chase straight and flushes arrive on planes and leave on buses.
Always practice proper bankroll (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-bankroll-management/) management and know your odds (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/odds/) and outs at every street in the hand.
hi there
"the trick is never play too long"
Bob Seger
There was a play which Hellmuth was involved that got me from that point until today... Well he got mad about a play another player did ( what a surprise LOL) and the argument kept on going until the guy said : " man this is poker " Hellmuth replied " No man this is not poker this is my life " Despite of his behavior and disagreeing with him a lot, that phrase got me deep, like this guy loves what he does more then his own life, it felt real and emotional at the moment.
Durrrrrrr
“ You can win if you fold"
Tom (Durrrrr) Dwan
All in..(Villain Calls)..Oh Shit!!!
“I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.” -- Oklahoma Johnny Hale
One of my favorite quotes: "Look around your table, if you don't know who the cousin is, then you are the cousin." – Yellow Slim. “No one always wins at poker , and whoever says he does is either lying or not playing poker .” – Yellow Slim. “Try to decide how good your hand is at any given moment.😀
the win is you can eat, this is a phrase from the movie, and it is very cool
"Really, if there’s one thing I’ve learned without question about poker, it’s that poker screws with people’s brains and drives them batshit." -- Ed Miller
"If you want to make money playing poker, find a game with a few suckers, fish, donkeys, live ones, or whatever you choose to call a bad player. Just don't let that sucker be you." - Daniel Negreanu
"I love the fact that I can mess with someone's head." -- Antonio Esfandiari
Favorite quote
You gotta know when hold em know when to fold them 💯
"But it was suited!" -- Unknown player
A poker player who builds his entire game strategy on intuition and an attempt to uncover the opponents bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) is a potential loser.
"guessing have never been widely acclaimed as a good gambling strategy"
---anonymous
"Why push when the donkey will pull?" — Daniel Negreanu😎
No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again.
"In order to be a successful gambler, you have to have a complete disregard for money." -- Doyle Brunson
Poker is cool. In one evening you can visit the top and the bottom. It's not bad or good cards that matter, it's important to be able to play bad cards. What matters is not what cards you actually have, but what your opponent thinks they are.
Bernard Werber, "Empire of Angels"
I love the one in my signature: "In the long run there's no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know" - Rick Bennet
"In the poker game (https://www.casino.us/poker/games/) of life, humans are the rake. They're the ******* rake." I've paraphrased it to be misanthropic rather than just misogynistic. They gave the line to Worm in Rounders, but it was originally said by Joel Bagels (who Joey Knish was based on).
"Don't confuse life with poker-cards are more lucky "and the second phrase "you will never feel the taste of victory if cards are nothing more than entertainment for you ".
“Long may the ignorant believe it’s a game of luck” – Harry Demetriou
“Omaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists.” – Shane Smith
“If a player is looking to have you fund their poker career, you need to look at why they are broke.” -- James Guill
i somewhat remember sammy farha saying something like :
"the best hand is the one you bluff on the flop , you bluff on the turn , and make your winning hand on the river" 😀
I don’t know, but the quote above, even if I knew, they were written)) and I learned a lot of new things))
poker quote
"if you don't win the 1st hand --you can't win them all "
GL ALL in winning the 1st hand and those hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/) after LOL 😀
Pay close attention to your opponents, don't be anxious, the hasty leaves the game early. I Hilary
I have always liked this quote from Jesse May.
"Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they are wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck."
The nice thing about poker is that everyone thinks they can play." Chris Moneymaker.
It's one long game - anonymous
I'll tell you what's important in this game. You have to make the wrong decisions at the right time.
Edward Jay Robinson in The Cincinnati Kid
Poker is war. People just pretend it is a game.
Doyle Brunson
If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time.
Phil Hellmuth
Shuffle up and deal! That has to be one of the best poker quotes of all time. What else needs to be said!
"Ah, he's just another kid with a dream!" -- Norman Chad
The one from my signature, makes me analyze better the game.
'never play king nine...apart from every time!!!!'
"I got top-top." -- Jamie Gold
“What’s true of the poker game is true of life. Most people are suckers and don’t realize it.” -- Michael Faust
"You call, it's gonna be all over baby" by Scotty Nguyen
People act like poker is a new game, but it's not. The game is always the same, but the newbies are always different.
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I think I will quit while I'm not ahead
“May the flop be with you.” – Doyle Brunson 🙂
Shuffle up and deal! That has to be one of the best poker quotes of all time. What else needs to be said!
Correct!
“I’m absolutely gonna win it, because I’m ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.” ~ James Woods
"Raisey Daisy!" -- Sammy Farha
“Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.” -- Benny Binion
"A fool and his money are soon parted." -- Thomas Tusser
dont play the previous hand
Fold and live to fold again. -Stu Ungar.
This is what tournaments are for most. 😀
Is folding a lot bad?😕
“Old card players never die, they just shuffle away.” -- Unknown
"Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game." -- James Altucher
Just shut up and deal.
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -- Dan Reed
"Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money." -- Norm Macdonald
that's a good one from Norm (RIP)
"Ah, he's just another kid with a dream!" -- Norman Chad
"Life is like a poker game... it's not what your given, it's how you use it!"
"Poker??? I hardly even know her!"
:10s4::js4::qs4::ks4::as:
"A pair of balls beats everything." 😎
"I don't play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way, i'm drawing at two different flushes."
"A person should gamble everyday, because think of how bad it would be to walking around lucky and not know it."
“Everybody will eventually run worse than they thought was possible. The difference between a winner and a loser is, that the latter thinks they do not deserve it.” -- Irieguy
Just shut up and deal.
I love that quote, or at least when Shirley MacLaine said it. 🙂
"Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand." - Lucas Jackson
"A pair of balls beats everything!" -- Unknown player
"The Main Event is the only tournament in the history of poker you never have to bluff. You just have to stay alive and wait for the idiots to give you their chips." -- Mike Matusow
"Cards are war in disguise of a sport." Charles Lamb
“Poker takes five minutes to learn but a lifetime to master.” – Mike Sexton
"Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game." James Altucher
“In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.” -- Rick Bennet
"They say that poker is a game with zero expectation. Perhaps they are right, because I always get up from the table with a zero in my pocket…" - Max Shapiro
"The money won is twice as pleasant as the money earned." from the movie "The Color of Money", quote from Paul Newman
"But finally I’ve learned this: If you’re too careful, your whole life can become a f*ckin’ grind." -- Matt Damon (In the movie Rounders)
"That's a position raise. I call." J.M.
" You can`t win if you fold " I dont remember who it was but it was in a live final table around 2014
I also have a favorite quote.
“The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.” - General David Shoup.
Poker is dangerous when it comes to underestimate the opponent. I mean who can guarrante he'll 100 percent win the match against somebody? It's super confusing, and unfair side of this game, because even if you study/play for 20 years, even if you're the best player based on your records, you can still lose against amateurs even in headsup match too. I don't sure if we can name any other game or sport field with same posibility. If you take the grandmaster to chess match, he'll win 100 out of 100 games against non-profesional player.
''I can cover my loses! I can't be loser all day or night, I'll beat these guys!'' - is common thoughts of many before they lose it all.
Gradually, targets spesific players in table, plays more hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/) agressively and lose even more. Bad luck is real thing, sometimes when you feel it's not your day, you better quit.
It is always nice to read those quotes.
I can't help but chuckle at some of them - they are simple truths!
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This one is for all the players who hate when percentage plays reap rewards.
It took me a long time to accept certain losses and situations but I do appreciate playing the odds (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/odds/) as well as outs more and more.
Cheers to you all and keek making smart plays!
"If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
Mike McDermott
Small cards bring big pots. Let them take the aces I take the two's.
“People pretend that poker is a game. But poker is war.” Benny Binion
“No-limit hold’em is a game of position — and people.” Doyle Brunson
“No-limit hold’em: Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.” (https://www.casino.us/cardschat/general-poker-13/favorite-poker-quotes-465067/#-no-limit-holdem-hours-of-boredom-followed-by-moments-of-sheer-terror) Tom McEvoy (https://www.casino.us/cardschat/general-poker-13/favorite-poker-quotes-465067/#-tom-mcevoy)
"Hold'em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
"The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation." Benny Binion
"The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation." Benny Binion
This is a very good one!
"How much is that?" -- Phil Ivey
play while you're lucky don't play when you're unlucky
We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.
What are some of your favorites? :questionm
"At showdown any two cards can win!"
As most of the quotes have already been posted, I decided to create one.
LIFE IS A GAME, POKER IS A PLEASURE - Hilary A. Filho😁
"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - Mark Twain
"In order to be a successful gambler, you have to have a complete disregard for money." -- Doyle Brunson
"May the flop be with you"
I strongly agree with so many of the quotes that have been posted here 😎 I wanted to shout out a few I really liked but there are many lol..
Pay close attention to your opponents, don't be anxious, the hasty leaves the game early. I Hilary
I have always liked this quote from Jesse May.
"Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they are wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck."
I found a few myself that I think fit well
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“Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don’t have to do push-ups.” Penn Gillette
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I thought these were an amusing take on some similarly quoted sayings lol.
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“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn’t be avoided. It should be faced.”
Edward Norton
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Rounders
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” ~ Phil Hellmuth
"Play like champ, win like a champ, act like a champ." -- Frank Henderson
“Life is Gamble” — who knows))
“I should keep my mouth shut.” Daniel Negreanu
"Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the Earth." ~ David Hayano
Love is like playing poker: you have to play openly to win.
“Show me your eyes and you may as well show me your cards”
DOYLE BRUNSON
“It takes a minute to learn how to play poker, a lifetime to master aspects of the game.” – Mike Sexton
“The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.”
Mark Pilarski
'Money isn't everything unless you're playing a rebuy tournament.' ~Unknown
" I'm never going to look for a fool. I'm looking for a champion and making him an imbecile.” Preston Slim Yellow
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.” Rounders
“In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.” Rick Bennet
“May the flop be with you.” Doyle Brunson
“The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be.” Mark Pilarski
“Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.” Mike Sexton
“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.” Chris Moneymaker
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” Phil Hellmuth
The key to No-Limit is to put a man to a decision for all his chips.” Doyle Brunson
“Just play every hand, you can’t miss them all.” Sammy Farha
“A pair of balls beats everything!” Unknown
“Everybody will eventually run worse than they thought was possible. The difference between a winner and a loser is, that the latter thinks they do not deserve it.” -- Irieguy
"I'll tell you what's the most important in this game - you have to make the wrong decisions at the right time." ©
my favorite although time passes it is still and will be Daniel Negreanu
"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker." -- Amarillo Slim
Any 2 cards can win!
"You call, it's gonna be all over, baby!" -- Scotty Nguyen
I was going to say that it’s the best 👌
“On your bike” Tony G
“The next best thing about gambling (https://www.casino.us/) and winning is gambling and losing.” ~ Nick “The Greek” Dandalos
"I like to see lots of flops." -- Gus Hansen
"If you are an excellent player, people are going to draw out on you a lot more than you're going to draw out on them because they're simply going to have the worst hand against you a lot more times than you have the worst hand against them." -- Bobby Baldwin
"I like to see lots of flops." -- Gus Hansen
Good name to remember! I watched a lot of him playing mixed HU games on Fultilt back in the day. Great player!
"The smarter you play, the luckier you will be." Mark Pilarski
“Dogs are lousy poker players. When they get a good hand, they wag their tails.” — Unknown
"Most of the money you will win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents." ~Lou Krieger
"They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero." -- Max Shapiro
“If there were no luck, I would win every time.” — Phil Hellmuth
"Show me your eyes and you may as well show me your cards." -- Doyle Brunson
“A faint heart never filled a spade flush.” ~Unknown
"I'd bust my own grandmother if she played poker with me." -- Jack Straus
I love tom dwane
"The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play." ~ Chris Moneymaker
"In poker, any two cards can win".
Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.
"In order to be a successful gambler, you have to have a complete disregard for money." -- Doyle Brunson
“A pair of balls beats everything!” ~ Unknown
"Why do the pushing when the donkey will do the pulling?" -- Daniel Negreanu
“I must complain the cards are ill-shuffled till I have a good hand.” ~ Jonathan Swift
Fold and live to fold again. -Stu Ungar.
This is what tournaments are for most. 😀
This is my favorite quote by far, i live by this lol
“If I had a dollar for each poker player who stuck to a disciplined strategy for a whole day, I could make a down payment on a deck of cards.” ~ Mike Caro
“The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold’em: The game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.” -- Mike Sexton
One of my favorites: If a player with money meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the money player will leave with experience.
Very good! 😀
''Even now I think I actually wanted to lose everything to have reasons to play poker again.'' - Stun Ungar
“The kiddie game is down the street!” — Mike “The Mouth” Matusow
“Don't do anything Stupid!”
“I Don't Try Anything... I just do it... Wanna try me? - AKQ
This is my favorite quote and I think it captures the essence of this great game very well.
“Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game.” James Altucher
“I put three kids through college playing poker. Unfortunately, they weren’t my kids.” ~ Max Shapiro
“We are more often frightened than hurt; we suffer more from imagination than from reality.” ~ Seneca
“Luck favors the backbone, not the wishbone.” ~ Doyle Brunson
The beauty of poker is that everyone thinks they can play.
Chris Moneymaker
This quote is one of my favorites.
"You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once." - Amarillo Slim
"It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to be good at poker." - Phil Gordon
poker is not a game of cards played by people. its a game of people played with cards. boom
like a Tommy Nguyen says "its poker baby”
"I had to make a choice between being a lawyer or a professional gambler. I chose the more honorable of the two." -- Chip Reese
“Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” ~ Al Alvarez
"A winner is big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." -- John Maxwell
If you want to win at poker, never get tired of checking. My father🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This fricking donkey stuffs $15,000 in with king-jack. I mean...the guy can't even spell poker!" -- Phil Hellmuth
"Bad beats mean there are still players out there who play badly. That means the games are still beatable" -- Mark Blade
Poker is chess with swords.
"Seventy-five percent of all poker players think they play better than the other seventy-five percent." -- Tommy Angelo
This is the truest thing I've ever heard:
Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck. —Phil Hellmuth
and this is very genuine:
Much of the money you'll win at poker won't come from the brilliance of your game, but from the ineptitude of your opponents.— Lou Krieger.
"A thing I will tell past-me about poker: 20BB stack doesn't mean your tourney is over." ~?
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"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." -- "Fast" Eddie Felson (played by Paul Newman) in The Color of Money
Not sure I agree with that. No effort, no satisfaction, surely?
Life is a game - I'm all-in!
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"Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy." -- Richard Roeper
“Is poker a sport? – I don’t know, but I like any sport where you can eat a hot dog and drink a beer while you’re playing.” ~ Gabe Kaplan
“Is poker a sport? – I don’t know, but I like any sport where you can eat a hot dog and drink a beer while you’re playing.” ~ Gabe Kaplan
This is very cool!🙂
Professor or homeless addict without education. If you can "read" surroundings and leave trust only for your subconcious without caring how others try to confuse you. You can become Master of poker.
Overall. Know your play and change style of it often. You confuse everyone, even you! 😀
2 poker is my favorite because it is a poker that hardly anyone thinks you have
"If you put a limit on things you can do, then NO LIMIT is not for you." -- William A. Reynolds
"if you already have put all-in with youre life and lost. Dont do it in poker if there is a possibility for aftermath"
~Me 😅
Professor or homeless addict without education. If you can "read" surroundings and leave trust only for your subconcious without caring how others try to confuse you. You can become Master of poker.
Overall. Know your play and change style of it often. You confuse everyone, even you! 😀
“Trust everyone but always cut the cards.” – Benny Binion
Poker is not a game of cards played with people, poker is a game of people played with cards
"The beauty of poker is that everyone thinks they can play" - Chris Moneymaker
We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.
What are some of your favorites? :questionm
“If you don’t know who is the fish at the table, chances are you are the fish” 😉
Small cards brings big pots.
"Bond didn't defend the practice. He simply maintained that the more effort and ingenuity you put into gambling, the more you took out." -- Ian Fleming
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." - Phil Ivey
85o, is my hand
"The man who never bluffs never wins." ~ Oswald Jacoby
"You can't win a tournament on the first hand, but you can lose one." -- SunPowerGuru
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket." -- Kin Hubbard
"Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature." ~ David A. Daniel
"Fate laughs at probabilities." -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen.” -- Per Bak
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I have a full house and four people died." Steven Wright. "The best thing about gambling (https://www.casino.us/) and winning is gambling and losing."
"Everything we care about lies somewhere in the middle, where pattern and randomness interlace." -- James Gleick
"Poker is math; everything that happens in poker is a big word problem that can be converted into mathematical equations." -- Daniel Ashman
The easiest way to beat opponents who genuinely think they were unlucky is to lose before they even sat down at the table. Daniel Negreanu
“You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.” - Dan Reed
Just play every hand, you can’t miss them all.” ~ Sammy Farha
"Don’t tell bad beat stories. Don’t complain that you always miss the flop." -- Sheree Bykofsky
"Tight is not right." ~ Antonio Esfandiari
"If there’s something I know about the game that the other person doesn’t, and he’s not willing to learn or can’t understand, then I take his money." -- David Sklansky
I would have won that hand if I was in it.
"Probably less than 5 percent of those who play poker know the proper percentages involved in drawing out on a hand." -- Amarillo Slim
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
"Play to Win, Not to loose"
"Whoever coined the phrase 'a man's got to play the hand that was dealt him' was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer." ~ Jeannette Walls, The Glass Castle
"Once the men have started poker, they will be no trouble for the rest of the trip, except for late-night sessions in the smokeroom during which they stake their wives." -- Jan de Hartog
"A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around lucky and not know it." -- Robert Turner
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
You have got to risk it to have the biscuit
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
Its like a refrigerator in the center for diseases control - sick cooler )))
Do big or go home )
Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake
Victory loves preparation
"Poker loves the patient" is what I always think about when a card is down.
Just play every hand, you can’t miss them all.” ~ Sammy Farha
These f*ckin amateurs
-Phil Hellmuth
“Gambling ain't for lazy people.” — Robert B. Parker
"There are millions of tells you could write down if you could only think of them all." -- Mike Caro
"They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero." ~ Max Shapiro
Chris Ferguson:
"One day in poker is 90% luck and 10% skill. One year in poker consists of 10% luck and 90% skill."
"I would tip you dealer, but I didnt have the best hand" - Some guy when I was playing in Vegas after he'd just made a big bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) to win the pot.
"Here, he thought, just here, and only here, held in these pieces of pasteboard being tossed facedown around the table, governed by whatever Laws or fickle Goddess moved them, here lay infinity and the secret of all life and death. . . ." -- James Jones
"Don’t try to devise elaborate strategies to use against a bad player. They won’t work against him. Use sophisticated plays against a good player. They’ll work against him." -- Doyle Brunson
"The flight was smooth, and the Grand Canyon was spectacular in the early afternoon light, but I had three queens at the time and could spare it no more than a glance." -- H. Goodman
People would be surprised to learn how much I've learned about prayer while playing poker.
Maria Austin
"You can’t think you’ve played well if you lose consistently." -- Mickey Appleman
"Every deck of cards contains a lot more bad poker hands than good ones." -- Rodentbane (RP)
To be a professional poker player is to be beaten for the rest of your life, it doesn't matter how much you hit, but how much you can stand to be beaten.
"If you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy." ~ Joe Laurie Jr
"Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a `flush.' It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." -- Mark Twain
"People on the river are happy to give." -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
“All these books, gentlemen, a world of knowledge at your disposal, and you play poker all night.” -- Somerset
"You call, it's gonna be all over, baby!" -- Scotty Nguyen
I was going to say that lol 😂 but that’s my favorite 😻.
No one is always a winner, and anyone who says they are is either a liar or has never played poker" - Amarillo Slim
The best thing about poker is that everyone thinks they can play. Chris Moneymaker (https://www.casino.us/cardschat/general-poker-13/favorite-poker-quotes-465067/#-the-best-thing-about-poker-is-that-everyone-thinks-they-can-play-chris-moneymaker)
When you are up your friends know who you are, when you are down you know who your friends are.
( Doyle Brunson )
"Good No-Limit players bluff four or five times as often as good players in Limit games." -- Doyle Brunson
"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen players go broke right after the dinner break because they were lethargic from eating a large turkey dinner!" -- Daniel Negreanu
"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen players go broke right after the dinner break because they were lethargic from eating a large turkey dinner!" -- Daniel Negreanu
How to let people know you're a vegan without saying you're a vegan 🤣
"There were several hundred people playing there and, believe me, I saw only two who knew how to play the game." -- Fyodor Dostoesvsky
"The best thing in life is playing poker and winning. The second best is playing and losing" - My Grandpa.
Only losers and fans complain about the cards.
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ~ Sun Tzu
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ~ Sun Tzu
The Art of War is an interesting read 👌🏼
"I always thought that poker probably doesn’t build character, but reveals it." -- Lou Krieger
"Anger. Control your anger. If you hold anger toward others, they have control over you. Your opponent can dominate and defeat you if you allow him to get you irritated." ~ Niten Dōraku
"Life is like a game of poker - you have to play the hand you're dealt... But a wise player can play what seems to be a weak hand and win the game." -- Rick Warren
"The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing dead cards, worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly, is becoming emotionally involved." -- Katy Lederer
Sometimes u can't win even if u bring your own deck.
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." -- Jawaharlal Nehru
"Poker may be only a game, but it is not a matter of life and death. It’s a lot more serious than that." ~ Anthony Holden
"The best poker books will teach you how to talk the talk. You'll have to learn to walk the walk on your own." -- Lou Krieger
"Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead." -- Jackie Robinson
"Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great." -- Walter Mathau
"There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head, you will lose all your chips." -- William J. Florence
"Son, I’ve made a life out of readin’ people’s faces, and knowin’ what their cards were by the way they held their eyes." ~ “The Gambler”
I believe that luck and technique are equally important in poker. Just mastering technique without luck makes it very difficult to be a champion in poker. But it takes persistence.
"The single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy—yourself." -- Andy Glazer
"To master poker and make it profitable, you must first master patience and discipline, as lack of either is a sure disaster." -- Freddie Gasperian
"I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and, when played well, nourishes the wallet." -- Lou Krieger
"Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains." -- Mike Caro
“Winning means you are willing to go longer, worker harder, and give more than anyone else.” ~ Vince Lombardi
"Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards." -- George Carlin
"Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing!" -- Doyle Brunson
Take your pick from this classic song:
legendary band.
"Serious poker is no more about gambling than rock climbing is about taking risks." -- Al Alvarez
"To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is." -- Josh Avery
"A chip and a tooth"
my toddler
"Poker is like life. Most people don't learn from their mistakes, they only recognize them." -- C. Arel
"To be a poker champion you must have a strong bladder." ~ Jack McClelland
"The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time." -- David Shoup
If you look back at all the players at the table when you play poker and you can't figure out which one is fish, then fish is you.
Life is like playing poker: if you don't bet anything, you won't get anything.
Something like “you should never call, either raise or fold” cost me a few hundy at sky city casino anyway. And I like telling mates / new ppl ( for eg 5,8 suited. “That’s a powerful hand in the right hand bro” ha thats them into it
Know when to hold em, know when to fold em.
"Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression: If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with." -- Al Alvarez
"If you reraise a raiser, and he doesn't raise you back, you know he has kicker problems." -- Crandall Addington
"Limit poker is like a job. As long as you're a winning player, the more hours you put in, the more money you'll earn." --Lou Krieger
“Read ‘em and weep!” - the moment you realize your 4 kings are crushed by 4 aces, a.k.a. bad beat.
"Every chip I lose is a chip used to bet against me." -- Mel98 (RP)
"Playing poker is like moving to a new city: scary and unknown at first, but with every street you travel the more you learn about your community." -- VinnShady
"Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life—but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score." -- Anthony Holden
In poker, you do not play with cards, but with opponents
"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to be good at poker." ~ Phil Gordon
Life is the same poker. A total risk that cannot be avoided.
Edward Norton
Love is like playing poker - to win, you need to play openly.
Poker is bluffing (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/), bluffing is lying, lying is not fair. Poker is not a fair game.
Life is the same poker. A total risk that cannot be avoided.
Edward Norton
If, while playing poker, you look around at all the players at the table and cannot understand which of them is a mug, then the mug is you.
Paul Newman
Life is like playing poker: if you don't put anything on the line, you won't get anything from it.
Jackie Mebley (Moms)
Poker is cool. In one evening, you can reach the height of happiness or unhappiness, all very quickly. It's not bad or good cards that matter, it's important to be able to play bad cards. What matters is not what cards you actually have, but what your opponent thinks they are.
Bernard Werber
I still love playing poker and often win. It's a smart game to learn when to take advantage, when to fold, and when to bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/).
Lee Lacocca
What is "poker"?
A card game in which more capable liars steal money from less gifted liars, all pretending to be bosom buddies.
David Mitchell
In life, as in poker, the real game is in the space between your cards and others.
Sebastian de Castell
Poker is like boxing, the only difference is that a boxing match lasts an hour, while a poker game (https://www.casino.us/poker/games/) can last for a day. The player is a lone wolf who is addicted to the game. For him, nothing exists outside the table, he is only concerned with how to survive in the game. All the problems and questions that a person may have are supplanted by the game. This is an escape from reality.
Dieter Meyer
In general, I like poker - of course, the game is vulgar and, moreover, frankly boring for two - but there is a certain element of randomness in it, which is what attracts me.
Donna Tartt
An important part of the game is to make them believe that they are to blame for their loss, and not that you robbed them. This is useful for replays.
Tilt
An important part of the game is to make them believe that they are to blame for their loss, and not that you robbed them. This is useful for replays.
Quote from "Tilt"
Since you don’t have to show your cards down to win, under the right circumstances any hand can be a winner
"If you can't throw $100 in the fire, you can't play poker for a living" - Phil Ivey
"A true gambler isn't the one who make the highest bet. It's the one who make the most calculated one." -- Yiazmat
"You can't win a tournament on the first hand, but you can lose one." -- SunPowerGuru
You cant win the tornament without ALL-IN. So, the main in poker is luck
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket." -- Kin Hubbard
Life is like poker. A complete risk that can't be avoided.
Life is like playing poker: if you don't bet anything, you get nothing.
Ship it!
“The game’s called poker for a reason, kid. It’s not called ‘hold’em,’ it’s not called ‘stud,’ it’s called poker.” ~ "Rounders"
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Poker is math; everything that happens in poker is a big word problem that can be converted into mathematical equations." -- Daniel Ashman
"Success isn't determined by how many times you win, but by how you play the week after you lose." ~Pele
"Good poker players know when to quit, but only after they’ve known what it is to lose." -- Jack Richardson
If you don't have them then bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) them.
"The lucky man is usually the man who knows how much to leave to chance." -- C.S. Forester
“See, in my world – the world of high-stakes gin and poker – we play for cold, hard cash. It’s all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks card playing is a ‘game’ – I’ll show you a loser. Money. M-O-N-E-Y. That’s how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That’s how you keep score.” ~ Stuey Ungar
“Texas Hold'em takes a minute to learn, but a lifetime to master.”
Doyle Brunson
"Probably less than 5 percent of those who play poker know the proper percentages involved in drawing out on a hand." -- Amarillo Slim
Poker is cool. In one evening you can visit the top and the bottom. It's not bad or good cards that matter, it's important to be able to play bad cards. What matters is not what cards you actually have, but what your opponent thinks they are.
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
You're good kid, but as long as I'm around, you're second best.
"Stay out of games in which there are fish. They never know when they're supposed to bet, slow up the game, and louse things up generally." -- John Moss
"No-limit. There’s no other game in which fortunes can change so much from hand to hand." -- Mike McDermott
"The number of slobs you’ll see in a poker tournament defies any rational explanation." -- Phil Gordon
"A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around lucky and not know it." -- Robert Turner
High risk, high reward 😛
“If you never bluff, you’ll rarely get called. If you bluff all the time, you’ll always get called.” - Phil Hellmuth
“Gambling ain't for lazy people.” -⸺- Robert B. Parker
“For broad understanding and deep feeling, you need pain and suffering.” ~ Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Damn , pocket Queens" " You beat me with that?" Phil Helmouth
Finally, I realized that in Life a person is not defeated, even if he goes for broke. You can't discount him until the last card is up."
"There are millions of tells you could write down if you could only think of them all." -- Mike Caro
"Here, he thought, just here, and only here, held in these pieces of pasteboard being tossed facedown around the table, governed by whatever Laws or fickle Goddess moved them, here lay infinity and the secret of all life and death. . . ." -- James Jones
“May the flop be with you.” Doyle Brunson
"Don’t try to devise elaborate strategies to use against a bad player. They won’t work against him. Use sophisticated plays against a good player. They’ll work against him." -- Doyle Brunson
"In poker, you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run." - Kenny Rogers
"The best way to become a better poker player is to play against those who are better than you." - Anonymous
"Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing." - Dutch Boyd
"Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism." - Lou Krieger
"If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker." - Matt Damon (in the movie Rounders)
"Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game." - James Altucher
"Fold and live to fold again." - Stu Ungar
"Poker is a game of incomplete information." - David Sklansky
"The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius." - Julius "Big Julie" Weintraub
"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." ~ Oscar Wilde
"You couldn’t tell what a man was holding [by peeking at the discards],but you could learn a good deal by seeing what he throwed away. Therefore the practice was frowned on to the degree that if you was caught at it, you could get your head blown off." -- Thomas Berger
"Every deck of cards contains a lot more bad poker hands than good ones." -- Rodentbane
"When you are big-stacked, playing your stack becomes more important than playing your cards." -- Neil Timothy
"Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a `flush.' It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." -- Mark Twain
"If someone asks you if you like your food, answer. If someone asks you if you like your cards, don't answer." -- Tommy Angelo
If you don't get caught with your fingers in the cookie jar once in awhile, you probably aren't eating enough cookies
"I poker-playerishly detected in his eyes the momentary flicker of an unexpected reverse." -- John Lanchester
"People are never satisfied. If they have a little, they want more. If they have a lot, they want still more. Once they have more, they wish they could be happy with little, but are incapable of making the slightest effort in that direction." ~Paulo Coelho
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
But in the end, I think our luck depends on an algorithm of a machine that makes decisions 😅
"People on the river are happy to give." -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
My fav is always "a chip and a chair".
Of course John Juanda "had trips".
Beware of being dealt Jack's, they're just pretty tens.
"Seat selection is critical when playing against a maniac." -- Sheree Bykofsky
I agree with you, being able to have the best luck plays an important role in poker.
"A poker player has to be lucky---in the same way that Warren Buffet gets lucky playing the stock market year after year." -- Phil Gordon
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
That one is going on my next tshirt
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"Poker is the only game for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's hand is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork?" -- W. Somerset Maugham
"Poker is the triumph of the imagination." ~Levi Asher
“All these books, gentlemen, a world of knowledge at your disposal, and you play poker all night.” -- Somerset
"Good No-Limit players bluff four or five times as often as good players in Limit games." -- Doyle Brunson
"There were several hundred people playing there and, believe me, I saw only two who knew how to play the game." -- Fyodor Dostoesvsky
"You can’t bluff someone who’s not paying attention." -- David Mamet
"The two most important things in poker are having a solid game plan and not letting your emotions get the best of you." - Phil Ivey
"If you can’t fold a winner, you can’t be a winner." -- Angel Largay
Haha…. I love ‘ship it’. Or ‘ this is my last hand I have to go home’ LOL!!
Pay me is to be constant and prudent in the management of money and play if you want to go far you have to use strategy and keep up with luck in moments.
"There is more to poker than life." -- Tom McEvoy
"I always thought that poker probably doesn’t build character, but reveals it." -- Lou Krieger
"In the long run there's no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know." -- Rick Bennet
If you don't know how to lose, don't play!
Definetely this one:
"One chip, one chair"
Its the best motivacional one for tournament's players lol
"The smarter you play, the luckier you'll be." -- Mark Pilarski
Poker is a game of inches.....the distance between your left temple and your right temple
"Oh man you better wait on dealing the cards---because someone has just farted in my pants!"
Poker is beautiful you have to enjoy it and if you win well skill and luck must go hand in hand
"Those who tell you it’s a flow thing or a natural instinct are sorely mistaken." ~ Alexander Fitzgerald
"The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing dead cards, worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly, is becoming emotionally involved." -- Katy Lederer
My favorite Poker quote: " In Poker the very possible it's often impossible, and very impossible it's often possible!"
"People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker." -- Mary Hunter Austin
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." -- Jawaharlal Nehru
Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.
Apparently here, they copied and pasted a lot of poker phrases from Google.
I have a Phrase from my own Repertoire:
“The Microlimits are full of Maniacs and a few who think they are masters of Poker, and they want you to change the way you play.”
The truth is that there is no right or wrong way to play poker, you just have to adapt to situations.
"The best poker books will teach you how to talk the talk. You'll have to learn to walk the walk on your own." -- Lou Krieger
"Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead." -- Jackie Robinson
"You can be so good at poker, but if you're not disciplined at the table and off the table, you'll never make it." ~ Fedor Holz
"Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great." -- Walter Matthau
"There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips." -- William J. Florence
"The winner is not the player who wins the most pots. The winner is the player who wins the most money." -- Anthony Holden
"Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the earth." - David Hayano
"The single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy—yourself." -- Andy Glazer
“You call, it’s gonna be all over baby!” ~ Scotty Nguyen said to Kevin McBride in the final hand of WSP in 1998 on 89988 board
i am a star wars fan so my favourite is ,,, May the FLOP be with you !!!
"I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and, when played well, nourishes the wallet." -- Lou Krieger
Doyle Brunson Doyle “Texas Dolly”, professional player for over 40 years, world champion and author of several books on the game, see below some poker phrases quoted by the first player to win a prize of over 1 million dollars in tournaments. “I respect anyone who pulls up a chair at a poker table, no matter what the stakes are.” “May the flop be with you.” “Try to decide how good your hand is at each moment. Nothing else matters. Anything!" “Success is the ability to go from defeat to defeat without losing your enthusiasm.” "It's not always with good cards that you win a full pot." “The bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/) is the best card to pull out of your sleeves.” "A man's true feelings come out in a game of poker." For Doyle, respect will always come first, from beginners to experienced players.
I really like to think Stu Ugar said that a tournament is won chip by chip
Skill can gain experience and refine it, but for the first time I hear that you can master luck and gain experience with it🤔🤔
"Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing!" -- Doyle Brunson
"To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is." -- Josh Avert
The main thing is not to win but to participate.
"The man who never bluffs never wins" Oswald Jacoby
“Trust everyone but always cut the cards.” – Benny Binion
“Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game.” James Altucher
"Life is like a poker game... it's not what you given, it's how you use it!”
"Poker is like life. Most people don't learn from their mistakes, they only recognize them." -- C. Arel
"As long you've got a chip and a chair, there's still hope." ~Jack Straus
"No-limit hold'em—hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror." -- Tom McEvoy
"A winner is big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." -- John Maxwell
"Bad beats mean there are still players out there who play badly." -- Mark Blade
"Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression: If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with." -- Al Alvarez
One day I saw this quote I found it very interesting
“If you play bridge badly, you will make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly, you will make everyone happy.”
"A patient poker player knows the cards will come to him eventually." -- Andy Nelson
I don't know if this was made up, but it seems to me that a good appointment would be, never give up while you have 1 blind that can always be raised, personally it has happened to me several times that I have gone back to tournaments with 1 blind, I have also seen how other people do amazingly and even make it to the top
Don't play the hand, play the oponent.
"If you reraise a raiser, and he doesn't raise you back, you know he has kicker problems." -- Crandall Addington
"Limit poker is like a job. As long as you're a winning player, the more hours you put in, the more money you'll earn." -- Lou Krieger
“The minute you take anything personally at the poker table, you’re done.” ~ Phil Ivey
"Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they're wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck." -- Jesse May
My most hated one is "Limpin' is pimpin'". Not sure about the best one 😀
"Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn't be avoided. It should be faced." -- Worm
Don't tap the glass. Its scares the fish and aggravates the sharks.
"Manipulating people is what's so fun about poker. I love that you can just look into someone's eyes and lie—and it's perfectly acceptable." -- Cheryl Hines
Poker is not a race is a marathon
"Daniel Negreanu"
"Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life—but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score." -- Anthony Holden
To avoid tilting my quote is
'It is what it is'
"Bond didn't defend the practice. He simply maintained that the more effort and ingenuity you put into gambling, the more you took out." -- Ian Fleming
Everything is important in poker. Except for the cards. Phil Ivey
Victory only comes chip by chip, the maniacs can even get a momentary advantage, but consistency only comes with patience
"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." -- Oscar Wilde
"No river - no fish."
Vifer
“Don’t tap on the glass” ~Between regulars in live cash games
"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." -- Per Bak
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Everything we care about lies somewhere in the middle, where pattern and randomness interlace." -- James Gleick
"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness." -- Sidney Poitier
"Slow down, stay focused and stick to your strategy." ~thepokermindset
I think my favorite saying is :"I'd bust my own grandmother if she played poker with me."
-Jack Straus-
"Poker is math; everything that happens in poker is a big word problem that can be converted into mathematical equations." -- Daniel Ashman
Raise with the best
Fold with the rest.
A decent starting point…
“you are very very good, but as long as this one I will always be second”
"Online poker lacks the charm of a live game. Conversation is limited. The sound effects get monotonous. You can’t play with your chips. Then again, you can play in your bathrobe---or without it." -- Phil Gordon
"Good poker players know when to quit, but only after they’ve known what it is to lose." -- Jack Richardson
"If there’s something I know about the game that the other person doesn’t, and he’s not willing to learn or can’t understand, then I take his money." -- David Sklansky
"I'm known as a Professional gambler rather than just a Professional Poker player . . . and I have to admit that I am." -- Doyle Brunson
"Don’t focus on making back your losses. Focus on playing well." ~ thepokermindset
"The lucky man is usually the man who knows how much to leave to chance." -- C.S. Forester
"Probably less than 5 percent of those who play poker know the proper percentages involved in drawing out on a hand." -- Amarillo Slim
"Stay out of games in which there are fish. They never know when they're supposed to bet, slow up the game, and louse things up generally." -- John Moss
"No-limit. There’s no other game in which fortunes can change so much from hand to hand." -- Mike McDermott
"The number of slobs you’ll see in a poker tournament defies any rational explanation." -- Phil Gordon
"Once the men have started poker, they will be no trouble for the rest of the trip, except for late-night sessions in the smokeroom during which they stake their wives." -- Jan de Hartog
“Life, like poker, has an element of risk."
Hello friend, I always really liked this phrase, I relate it to daily life, << "Life doesn't always deal you good cards, sometimes you have to
play a bad hand well">> I would just add << and also enjoy the moment with what you have.>> Regards
"A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around lucky and not know it." -- Robert Turner
"Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive." -- Andrew S. Grove
“Gambling ain't for lazy people.” -⸺- Robert B. Parker
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
My quote = play small ball with pocket pair’s and loose with connectors 7/8 9/10 🤟🤟💪
"Card games? The only game I know anything about is that game ----let me see---I don’t know what the name is, but you put one card down on the table and four face up, and you bet." -- Harry S. Truman
The old « a chip and a chair ». This is not only a quote, it's a way of living. Never ever give up. No matter what, there's still hope!
"There are millions of tells you could write down if you could only think of them all." -- Mike Caro
"Here, he thought, just here, and only here, held in these pieces of pasteboard being tossed facedown around the table, governed by whatever Laws or fickle Goddess moved them, here lay infinity and the secret of all life and death. . . ." -- James Jones
"Don’t try to devise elaborate strategies to use against a bad player. They won’t work against him. Use sophisticated plays against a good player. They’ll work against him." -- Doyle Brunson
"Poker is war. People pretend it is a game." - Doyle Brunson
“Every single morning I wake up with an urge to play. Some periods that’s less than others, but it’s always there. Even when I know that I should take time off, it really is a battle to take some time off.” ~ Lex Veldhuis
"You can’t think you’ve played well if you lose consistently." -- Mickey Appleman
"You couldn’t tell what a man was holding [by peeking at the discards],but you could learn a good deal by seeing what he throwed away. Therefore the practice was frowned on to the degree that if you was caught at it, you could get your head blown off." -- Thomas Berger
"he called a raise with Q 10 honey". Legend phil helmuth
"When you are big-stacked, playing your stack becomes more important than playing your cards." -- Neil Timothy
"Online poker not rigged but feels like it”.
Daniel N.
"A true professional doesn't look for perfect cards; he looks for perfect conditions." - Eric Sidel. I like this one.
"Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a `flush.' It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." -- Mark Twain
"He folded last card. Now he's dangerous, his hands (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/poker-hands/) free" - Stanisław Jerzy Lec
if you can't pull a $100 out of your pocket and light it on fire, i don't think you can play poker for a living.
Phil Ivey
"Belief in luck is a great mystical rationalization for the refusal to think." -- Frank R. Wallace
"Poker doesn’t care what you think is fair." ~ thepokermindset
Dont cry-rebuy😊☕(unknown^.^)
"If someone asks you if you like your food, answer. If someone asks you if you like your cards, don't answer." -- Tommy Angelo
"People want to punish weakness."
Lex V.
card in hand ass on fire
"I poker-playerishly detected in his eyes the momentary flicker of an unexpected reverse." -- John Lanchester
“There's no one that ever beat me playing cards, the only one that ever beat me was myself.” -- Stu Ungar
"You never know."
Phil Ivey
"I'm coming, i'm regular a now, i know all this things, i know all the little rules, i'm talking to regulars, i've regulars in my chat, i'm back, i'm back."
Lex V.
"Seat selection is critical when playing against a maniac." -- Sheree Bykofsky
"A poker player has to be lucky---in the same way that Warren Buffet gets lucky playing the stock market year after year." -- Phil Gordon
"Poker is the only game for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's hand is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork?" -- W. Somerset Maugham
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
Play to win, do not play not to loose, not the exact quote but close. I like it because I was always playing not to loose, this quote changed my game. love it
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''Go for the gold - Daniel Negreanu''
God bless
Jacks in the hand are better than aces in the deck
"The fish raise only with QQ+."
Daniel N.
"You don't make money at this game by winning the good hands, you make money at this game by folding the good hands"
In other words, when you become so competent in your skill, that your able too fold monsters in this game straights, flushes, full houses, QQ's maybe even KK pre etc. That's when you are world class imo.
Life is the same poker. A total risk that cannot be avoided.
I should a bet somewhere.
Lex V.
"There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them."
You can get Lucky for a few time, thats why Lucky rookies exist, but thats on the short term. To have constant success you need to improve your skill and depend less on the luck.
“Just play every hand. You can’t miss them all.” – Sammy Farha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why I'm so lucky.”
Spraggy
"Let your attitude be positive and your commitment strong!" ~ thepokermindset
This one came to me: You can't lose what you don't put in the middle, but you can't win much either.
"There were several hundred people playing there and, believe me, I saw only two who knew how to play the game." -- Fyodor Dostoesvsky
"You can’t bluff someone who’s not paying attention." -- David Mamet
"If you can’t fold a winner, you can’t be a winner." -- Angel Largay
"No matter how good you are, the Variance will kill you sooner or Later" by Myself
“May the flop be with you.”
If you bet only for value, you are fish.
Jonathan Little
“Hold ’Em is less a card game played by people, than a game about people that happens to be played with cards” ~ Phil Hellmuth
"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"
just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.
Could it be that they dominated luck would it be to respect mathematics more?🤔🤔🤔
"The mark of a top player is not how much he wins when he is winning but how he handles his losses.” -- Bobby Baldwin
"AK is not a hand."
D. Negreanu
” Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” -- Al Alvarez
If you’re playing a poker game (https://www.casino.us/poker/games/) and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.
Paul Newman
This is my favorite quote 🙂
"Don't waiste my chips" -me after losing allin-bluff (https://www.casino.us/poker/strategy/bluffing/).
"The smarter you play, the luckier you'll be." -- Mark Pilarski
“It's hard to convince a winner that he is losing” -- Mike Caro
"As your postflop skills increase, you should start playing a bit looser before the flop, opting to call raises and limp along a bit more often with the intention of attacking the pot with multiple postflop bets when it is clear your opponents have weak holdings. This will allow you to slowly grind up your stack with minimal risk. However, if you do not navigate tricky postflop situations well, you can easily spew off a ton of money. On the other hand, if you never get involved in tricky spots, you will never gain the experience required to excel."
Jonathan Little
“Bad beats will, from time to time, still rob you like a crack addict with an empty pipe.” -- Rick Dacey
AA is only a winner pre flop
"The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing dud cards, worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly, is becoming emotionally involved." -- Katy Lederer
"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker." -- Amarillo Slim
"Fold and live to fold again." ~ Stu Ungar
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." -- Jawaharlal Nehru
"The best poker books will teach you how to talk the talk. You'll have to learn to walk the walk on your own." -- Lou Krieger
I'm scared.
EasyWithAces
“Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?” -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck.
"Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great." -- Walter Matthau
Doyle Brunson
" When the luck shuts the door, you have to go through the window "
"There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips." -- William J. Florence
"Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you." -- Crandall Addington
Some times check, some times not.
Daniel N.
“Be so good, they can't ignore you” -- Steve Martin
"Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck." -- Phil Hellmuth
"You thought that you were going, but it turned out that you were being taken" - my friend Yurik
"The winner is not the player who wins the most pots. The winner is the player who wins the most money." -- Anthony Holden
"Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the earth." -- David Hayano
I just like hearing Shuffle up and deal! Cos it means a games starting!
"The single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy—yourself." -- Andy Glazer
"To master poker and make it profitable, you must first master patience and discipline, as lack of either is a sure disaster." -- Freddie Gasperian
The ability to play good poker does not correlate with intelligence or the ability to play games such as bridge or chess. And, ironically, poker is a game of neither skill nor luck, but rather, is a game of discipline, aggression, and effort. FRANK R. WALLACE
"I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and, when played well, nourishes the wallet." -- Lou Krieger
Let's see, let's see...
Bodo
"Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains." -- Mike Caro
"You miss 100 percent of the hands you don't play" - Phil Negreanu
“Don’t obsess over stack size. Focus not on how much you’ve had, but how much playability you have with what is in front of you.” ~ Maria Ho
“Cards are war in disguise of a sport.” -- Charles Lamb
Avoiding tilt doesn't mean the problem isn't there. The tilt just doesn't show up because they don't play, but it still costs them money in missed table hours.
Jared Tendler
The poker it can be frankly infuriating at times, and it makes you want to smash your mouse to fluff and dust.
Liz Herrera
"Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing!" -- Doyle Brunson
lost chips get up and go, won chips sit and play🤣
Chip and a chair!
I haven't read through the entire thread but I always remember "never let anyone in to beat you" or "no free cards on my watch".
There is a win, you can eat
Poker is not for everyone.
J. Little
When I start opening wider (65s from UTG) and don't fold against a 3-bet, I know for sure I'm overconfident.
Matt Bolt
You're good kid, but as long as I'm around, you're second best.
You cannot control the cards; you can only control how you play.
Jared Tendler
"Poker is like life. Most people don't learn from their mistakes, they only recognize them." -- C. Arel
If you believe that a poker genie will fulfill your desire for an eternal good run, it would be illogical to work on your game.
Jared Tendler
“Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers.” -- Johnny Moss
"The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time." -- David Shoup
When it runs well, all your decisions work and poker looks easy.
Jared Tendler
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck” – Phil Hellmuth, but in my case it's more like the opposite 😆
"A winner is big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." -- John Maxwell
I had never heard this quote of yours but I liked it a lot hehehe I will join from now on
"A patient poker player knows the cards will come to him eventually." -- Andy Nelson
"Money is only an outcome." ~ thepokermindset
Damn...
There's good ones.
I have a few rap compositions...
Will introduce some of these in one of them.
"Bad beats mean there are still players out there who play badly." -- Mark Blade
"Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression: If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with." -- Al Alvarez
