Fugly Poker Table Thread

Can we start a Fugly Poker Table thread? If one is already here and I am blind, please disregard.

Do we have permission of PCF to post Craigslist links?

I have a real beauty to post and I'm very antsy

This thread needs to exist here!

Yes. The world must witness all past errors so they won't be repeated. I say bring it on... bring it on

Well, if it gets removed, so be it

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/fuo/4754735417.html

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Two of my top quotes: "Made in the usa by me" and "The cabinets alone cost 200.00 bucks"

include the dumptruck inside the 200 dollar cabbies and you got a deal sir

"Condition: Like New "

:rolleyes:

I adore the elephant-skin texture on the railing and on the base of the bathroom vanity.

I just jumped over here to start one..... :) Glad someone did!

nitzilla

Great thread, thanks

Selling a homemade poker table. I built it about 5 years ago and played on it frequently, though I haven’t had a game in three years since moving to a new home. There is probably about $300 worth of materials in the table, even if it were scrapped. Constructed from 3/4" plywood, high-density foam, faux leather, poker felt, and rubber matting. Cards slide very smoothly and the table offers the right amount of give under the chips. Each seat at the table has a cup holder that represents one of the all-time greats in the four major sports (NFL, NBA, MLB).

NFL: John Elway, Jerry Rice, Barry Sanders

MLB: Ken Griffey Jr., Cal Ripken Jr., Nolan Ryan

NBA: Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson

NHL: Wayne Gretzky

The table weighs approximately 100 lbs and needs to be placed on another surface (it does not include legs). Dimensions are 6' long x 4' wide x 6" thick (including foam rails). Price reduced due to recent cat damage (see pictures) and a new wife. You could remove the foam rails the cat damaged, but they still function and feel fine for play. The underside is unfinished exposed wood, which isn’t visible while using the table. I included photos of the issues so you’re aware before contacting me. You’ll probably need a truck to transport it; I’ll help with loading. It would still make a great table for a college room, bachelor pad, or game room, especially for a sports fan. I hope it gets used a lot and that you have many fun games.

Selling a homemade poker table. Built it about 5 years ago and played a lot, but haven't had a game in three years since I moved to a new home. There is probably about $300 worth of materials in the table, even if it was just scrapped. Made from 3/4" plywood, high density foam, faux leather, poker felt, and rubber matting. Cards slide very nicely and the table has the perfect amount of give under the chips. Each place at the table has a cup holder that represents one of the all-time greatest players in the four major sports (NFL, NBA, MLB).

NFL: John Elway, Jerry Rice, Barry Sanders

MLB: Ken Griffey Jr., Cal Ripken Jr., Nolan Ryan

NBA: Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson

NHL: Wayne Gretzky

Weighs approximately 100lbs and you would need a place to set it (on top of a table) because it doesn't have legs. Measures 6' long x 4' wide x 6" thick (including foam rails). Price lowered because of recent cat attacks (see pictured) and a new wife. Could potentially just remove the foam rails that the cat attacked, but they still function and feel good while playing. The underside of the table is unfinished and just exposed wood, but you don't see it while playing. I put images of the problems I found so you'll be aware of these issues before contacting me. Would probably need a truck to haul, but I will help load it for you. Would still be a great table for a college group or bachelor pad or game room, especially for a sports fan. Really hope it ends up being used a lot and you have a lot of fun playing.

1. Never marry a woman that makes you sell your poker table.

2. Never marry a man that would build this. He may want to build a crib someday.

3. Putting a number in a hole, and setting a beer on it is not a tribute... and Sanders can hold a ball better than those cup holders can hold a beer.

4. On the positive side, he gave the chips 4 reasonable chances to run away if they ever hit that table.

That massive, irritating rail padding is driving me nuts. ;)

poker table foldable 2 piece - $80

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I truly hate to let this go. It is a table that was used in poker league for tournament play. it comes wit drink holders that can be slid under the arms of the table so to be spill proof. I also have chips if you want. This table needs to be reupholstered due to stains but after that you will have a table that will be the envy of any of your poker playing friends. seats ten players and a dealer and includes 11 folding chairs. (chairs do not match

See if you can spot the irony in the description....love it

"it comes wit drink holders that can be slid under the arms of the table so to be spill proof. I also have chips if you want. This table needs to be reupholstered due to stains"

Classic CL stuff. I'm afraid to ask what the chips might be.... besides stained.

1 more b4 I go to bed....is that real birchwood I see?

Poker Table - $125

For sale is a homemade heavy-duty poker table. The playing surface is covered with quality poker table fabric so cards slide easily. It features a stained wood surround with built-in drink holders. The surround edge is a padded rail for comfort. The underside of the rail is lighted to illuminate the playing area. The legs fold for convenient storage. I have over $300 in parts alone, not counting labor to build it. I am moving and don't have space for it. Extremely heavy-duty and built to last. Contact via Craigslist. Thanks for looking.

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okay, last one really....what a beast of a table....what size card index would be needed here?

Custom Poker Table - $325

condition: excellent size / dimensions: 12 ft

12 ft CUSTOM Texas Hold 'em Poker Table

13 seats including dealer with cup holders

New/lightly used condition

Harley might be interested in this. He always keeps racks of chips for each player in use, and this table actually has space to hold them all (racks included).

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Price lowered because of recent cat attacks (see pictured).

Give that cat a medal and let it finish the job :D

The cat has better sense than the owner. These rails are an abomination!

I look at these tables and think how sad the games must be on them.

You would also need to hire Ben as a dealer. Nobody else has the wingspan to manage the pot/muck.

I see what they did there. Notice how the spilled cloth matches the curtains.

I'm surprised the cup holder spots aren't square too. The builder must have had a severe allergy to curved cuts...

That huge obnoxious rail padding is killing me. ;)

yes, but don't forget it's genuine faux leather

yes, but don't forget it's genuine faux leather

I'm surprised they didn't claim it was faux Corinthian leather...

Well, if it’s removed, it’s removed

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/fuo/4754735417.html

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My top two lines. “Made in the USA by me” and “The cabinets alone cost 200.00 bucks”

You do need somewhere to keep the chips and cards, after all.

Notice how the spilled cloth matches the god-awful curtains.

Fixed your post.

Sweet chip racks built into the playing surface!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/hsh/4697999519.html

8 player poker table with speed cloth and aluminum cup holders...needs a pedestal

http://clarksville.craigslist.org/for/4750841359.htm (http://clarksville.craigslist.org/for/4750841359.html)l

It's extremely uncommon to witness someone make mistakes on so many fronts. It's like one of those "How many things are wrong with this picture" puzzles.

I'll offer the first one gratis:

"8 Player"? After the initial 4 sit down, do the remaining 4 sit?

"8 Player"? After the first 4 sit down, there do the other 4 sit?

Sit each player at a corner (obv) and have a bloody and bruised torso at the end of the night.

[h=2]Card/Poker Table - $100[/h]

Needs a bit more to be usable

[h=2]Card/Poker Table - $100[/h]

You know, the cloth area could be bigger and the budget only covered pine from Home Depot, but the build looks precise and well executed. I'd wager the seller is moving on to build a nice new table.

http://clarksville.craigslist.org/for/4750841359.htm (http://clarksville.craigslist.org/for/4750841359.html)l

It is so rare to see someone fail on so many levels. It's like one of those "How many things are wrong with this picture" games.

I'll give the first one for free:

"8 Player"? After the first 4 sit down, there do the other 4 sit?

I'd take a seat with 2 cup holders myself

I'd take a seat with 2 cup holders myself

(https://www.pokerchipforum.com/attachments/imageuploadedbytapatalk1416684337-766088-jpg.3478/).

You know, the cloth area could be bigger and the budget only covered pine from Home Depot, but the build looks precise and well executed. I'd wager the seller is moving on to build a nice new table.

True and the 8v spots are a plus.

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[h=2]Custum Oak poker table[/h]

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I have a solid oak poker table with felted playing area, oak runner area for chips, and vinyl wrapped foam arm rest trim. Very nice table i just do not have room. I would like to trade or i would take 250 cash. It has a cherry stain finish, black vinyl, and green felt

I finally figured out how to repurpose my old kitchen table

POKER AND CARD TABLE and CHAIRS - $95

If the dice chips are included then that a steal. :rolleyes: ;)

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/for/4766374488.html

Custom-built Texas Hold'em–style poker table. Features LED lighting around the rail with four color options (blue, green, yellow, red). Eight cup holders spaced around the perimeter. Leather bumper. Padded felt playing surface. Measures 8'x4'. Would make an excellent Christmas gift. With two young kids I don't play as much as I used to, so I'm selling it. Asking $500, buyer pickup. If you have any questions, let me know!

Poker Table - racetrack pro style - $200

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Up for grabs is a custom made poker table. Racetrack style. They Grey one is $200 it has legs, ready to go, The blue one is just a top, no bottom, have to set on a desk or table. $150. Take them both for $300.

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[h=2]Poker Table - $400[/h]

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10 person poker table with tray. Very profesional for serious players.

I almost posted that purple spade monstrosity earlier today. You can tell it's professional, because there is money on the table.

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Complete with rocket launchers. And apparently one does not need chips to play poker.

HERE WE HAVE A POKER AND CARD TABLE WITH 6 DRINK HOLDERS

TABLE IS 6' x 3.5', AND STANDS 40" HIGH

I HAVE SIX CHAIRS TO GO WITH THE TABLE, SEE PICTURE

ALL YOU NEED ARE FRIENDS AND A DECK OF CARDS

TABLE AND ALL FOUR CHAIRS ARE YOURS FOR $95

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I really don't know what to make of this one:

Card dealing poker playing table top - $35 (Athens,Ga.)

Card dealing / poker playing card top with pad

All you need are friends and a deck of cards. Priceless.

Do you suppose he's selling it because he couldn't land a deck of cards?

1. Never marry a woman who makes you sell your poker table.

2. Never marry a man who would build this. He might want to construct a crib someday.

3. Dropping a number in a hole and setting a beer on it isn't a tribute... and Sanders can cradle a ball better than those cup holders can support a beer.

4. On the bright side, he gave the chips 4 fair odds to escape if they ever reached that table.

LOOOL

Figured this Monstrosity deserved some recognition

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Actual CL ad:

Just in time for Christmas!! One of a kind, hand made all wood construction. Made of real Red Oak and Pecan lumber. This 10 seat custom poker will make the perfect addition for any game. The table has removable jumbo cup holders, spill proof speed cloth playing field, and extra depth for home style craps play. The table is regulation 96"x48". table stands roughly 32" tall. Asking $500 obo. Sorry, bitcoin will not be accepted. (You will need help to lift, and a truck/trailer is recommended.)

Could double as craps table too

Do you stand and at cards by that one. Love the term craps play

When you're dealing from the ends of the table, must you bounce the cards off the end rail?

I hadn't jumped into this thread until now. Is it just me, or are the photos in this thread like 20x noticeably worse than the ones in the big blue version of the thread? Almost all of these are simply unbelievable.

Could also double as a jacuzzi with those seat cushions.... closed-cell foam required under felt to retain water in the 'pit'. $500, unbelievable.

Figured this Monstrosity deserved some recognition

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Actual CL ad:

Just in time for Christmas!! One of a kind, hand made all wood construction. Made of real Red Oak and Pecan lumber. This 10 seat custom poker will make the perfect addition for any game. The table has removable jumbo cup holders, spill proof speed cloth playing field, and extra depth for home style craps play. The table is regulation 96"x48". table stands roughly 32" tall. Asking $500 obo. Sorry, bitcoin will not be accepted. (You will need help to lift, and a truck/trailer is recommended.)

Could double as craps table too

Figured this Monstrosity deserved some recognition

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Actual CL ad:

Just in time for Christmas!! One of a kind, hand made all wood construction. Made of real Red Oak and Pecan lumber. This 10 seat custom poker will make the perfect addition for any game. The table has removable jumbo cup holders, spill proof speed cloth playing field, and extra depth for home style craps play. The table is regulation 96"x48". table stands roughly 32" tall. Asking $500 obo. Sorry, bitcoin will not be accepted. (You will need help to lift, and a truck/trailer is recommended.)

Could double as craps table too

Craps table? Hell, you could bury me in that thing if they had a crane strong enough to lift the table and my body into a hole.

Craps table? Hell, you could bury me in that thing if they had a crane strong enough to lift the table and my body into a hole.

Congratulations, you just made my final funeral requests.

Casket lined with speed felt and cupholders.

Aces and 8s in my hand

Somebody shouting "All in" as they lower me in the hole.

Someone yelling "All in" as they lower me down into the hole.

The whole thing was fine, but I lost it at this...

Funeral? Since when are zombies interred? I figure you'll be wandering about, gnawing on Paulsons once you die.

Congratulations, you just made my final funeral requests.

Casket lined with speed felt and cupholders.

Aces and 8s in my hand

Somebody shouting "All in" as they lower me in the hole.

[*] Have eulogy deliverer request to run it twice

Congratulations, you just made my final funeral requests.

Casket lined with speed felt and cupholders.

Aces and 8s in my hand

Somebody shouting "All in" as they lower me in the hole.

[*] Have eulogy deliverer request to run it twice

Freak the sh!t out of everyone when I pop the lid of the casket open and announce I'm going to rebuy

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http://madison.craigslist.org/spo/4766441014.html

Solid work on the rail, though I don't like the color choices.

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http://madison.craigslist.org/spo/4766441014.html

Decent job on the rail, but the colors don't work for me.

No diving in the shallow end!

I love the rail on that chalk board

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http://madison.craigslist.org/spo/4766441014.html

Decent job on the rail, but the colors don't work for me.

It's not great, but it is certainly leaps and bounds ahead of some of the other tables we've seen here.

The more I look at it, the more I'm convinced the rail is Play-Doh.

I agree. Need to go through the blue list to find some of the classic uglies to remind everyone the true meaning of the word fugly.

Stumbled across this while skimming through older threads — not the worst-looking, but absolutely side-splitting for sure:

A single word pops up: twister

Came across this while looking through older threads — not the worst I've seen, but absolutely hilarious:

Frankentable

I'm adding this one just because it has "dishes" which looks like it's to hold your change or possibly for a side salad.

7 Sided Poker Table - $400

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7 Sided Poker Table. Perfect for Texas Holdem! Complete with dishes and cup holders. Very sturdy. Converts to a regular table easily!

A place for you drink chips and a snack. How often do the chips fall in to the a a k tray?

put the dumptruck inside the 200 dollar cabbies and you've got a deal, sir

That's genuine oak, sir!

I believe it merits praise for the clever racetrack layout and straightforward construction — just attach the playing surface to an oak table and voilà: an instant racetrack poker table. No fiddly measuring, sawing, or staining necessary. It's likely only a faux-oak vinyl finish, though. Save a tree....

Here's a sweet poker/gaming table...

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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/tag/4795081036.html

A person’s barn lacks a small door.

Alright, that one’s certainly a contender for the top three...

Here’s a beautiful poker/gaming table...

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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/tag/4795081036.html

Alright, that one is certainly a contender for the top three...

It would be number one if you check out the ad.

The table turns from a gaming table into a coffee table simply by placing the glass top on it.

Yep, this gorgeous piece measures 2" in height. Puts a fresh spin on the phrase "short-handed."

That's right, this beauty stands 2" tall. Gives an all new meaning to playing "short-handed".

2' or 2", either way you are going to have to be sprawled on the floor to play on it :eek:

TABLE TOP POKER SETUP - $100

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this is an 8 man folding poker table that I made when my friends and I were playing weekly......it folds in half for storage.......it measures 5ft x 5ft.....chips included .....it does not have legs ,you must place on top of another table but it is definitely the PERFECT size......not to close to the player on you sides and still not too far apart.....it does have a small burn hole from someone dropping a cigarette

Ah, cigarette-burn-folding-table post offers an obvious fix for 2-foot coffee table placement dilemma: set the coffee table on the kitchen counter and use bar stools.

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condition: good

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I am selling a square shaped table. The table has cup holders that rotate outwards and has little compartments that slide out and can be used to hold poker chips, etc. This table can be used for many different activities such as a poker table. The table is in excellent condition.

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condition: good

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I am selling a square shaped table. The table has cup holders that rotate outwards and has little compartments that slide out and can be used to hold poker chips, etc. This table can be used for many different activities such as a poker table. The table is in excellent condition.

The poker trampoline (patent pending)

Do you know whether the ironing board is included?

I had to post this one, can't even imagine playing on this one. Another Craigslist winner!

Round poker/card table, 5 ft in diameter, felt playing area 4 ft. In diameter, accommodates 8 players,height to bottom of table 25inches.

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ha with that table you can put your head in your stack area and peer just over the felt at your opponent.

I had to post this one, can't even imagine playing on this one. Another Craigslist winner!

Round poker/card table, 5 ft in diameter, felt playing area 4 ft. In diameter, accommodates 8 players,height to bottom of table 25inches.

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Just... wow.

Even the table leg placement. one player has to straddle a leg, while the player to his right gets to bang his knee all day.

LOL...I wonder what the main part of that table was used for originally. I mean judging by the expert craftsmanship shown on the felt and the use of 2x4s as legs, I'm guessing they didn't "build" the main part.

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condition: good

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I am offering a square-shaped table. It includes cup holders that swivel outward and small sliding compartments suitable for storing poker chips and similar items. This table is versatile and can serve many purposes such as a poker table. The table remains in excellent condition.

Uhh, what?

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Camo trampoline? Double as a tailgate cupholder? Imagine the possibilities.

Hilarious as — that’s precisely what crossed my mind when I saw it initially!

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condition: good

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I am selling a square shaped table. The table has cup holders that rotate outwards and has little compartments that slide out and can be used to hold poker chips, etc. This table can be used for many different activities such as a poker table. The table is in excellent condition.

That's a Mah Jong table. Very standard setup but not any good for poker. Mah Jong is sometimes also referred to as Tai Pei.

That's a Mah Jong table. Very standard setup but not any good for poker. Mah Jong is sometimes also referred to as Tai Pei.

That was my conclusion as well. I didn't know there were other Mah Jong players out there. :)

Sorry from straying from the topic. When my sister hosted Mah Jong games, she used my 48" octagon from Dick's Sporting Goods. The ladies loved the arm rests.

That's a Mah Jong table. Very standard setup but not any good for poker. Mah Jong is sometimes also referred to as Tai Pei.

Sorry for veering off topic. When my sister hosted Mah Jong games, she used my 48% octagon set from Dick's Sporting Goods. The women adored the arm rests.

Interesting design. What geometric shape was the other 52%?

Interesting design. What geometric shape was the other 52%?

Oops. 48".

Found these for your viewing displeasure

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Excellent value, just $400! The dual-tone blue rail represents a fresh idea.

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Awesome! 1/4 pie poker table — I absolutely need one!

Awesome! 1/4 pie poker table — I absolutely want one!

I don't like a large inlay on a quarter pie; it obscures too much of the chip.

Compared to most of what we see here, that Milwaukee table isn't bad at all.

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The only thing that comes to mind is a gunshot to the head. A great deal of blood with fragments of skull and brain tissue mixed together.

Don't use your good chips on this one without drinks in all cup holders.

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Poker Table - $25

Nice Leather & Felt Poker Table for sale. Felt & leather around the edge in good condition. Seats 8 and is about 6ft long

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That Milwaukee table can't be that bad. Might start out that way but, after a normal night of consumption in Milwaukee it will be a normal table. ;)

Unique Lighted Poker Table - $500 (10 Haines Edwardsvllie, KS)

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tag/4823273070.html

[h=2]Unique Lighted Poker Table - $500 (10 Haines Edwardsvllie, KS)[/h]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tag/4823273070.html

Lmao that one takes the cake. Looks like a golf course

Unique Lighted Poker Table - $500 (10 Haines Edwardsvllie, KS)

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tag/4823273070.html

This hideous thing needs pics:

Thanks BG for some reason I can't get the pics to post, first time I have had a problem

I can't even comprehend what on earth they were thinking when they created it

The highlight is the "splash design" — I also really like the rope lighting. You likely could have built two tables in the time spent on the rail.

I need to build something like this — it’s freaking AWESOME. You rest your arms on the table while straddling the cup holder and add a straw to your drink, so there’s no reason to leave the table..............OR you can set a plate of food to the right of the cup holder.......OR....

OK, bad design. I’ll just make mine standard......:(

I realize there are a lot of kinks in the "rail", but honestly, can you picture how many people it would require to pull it taut evenly?

If the rail was done better without wrinkles, I might be impressed.

On 2nd thought, nope; just plain ugly.

This hideous thing needs pics:

I'm with Tom... I still can't fathom why anyone would do this intentionally. It's like watching a train wreck — I can't look away, even though the sight painfully sears my eyes...

They ought to have gone with suede on that beauty. Vinyl was never going to look good. :p

Here's a pretty sweet looking all gaming suede or possibly velvet table (Yes the rail and all).

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/tag/4801271526.html

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Holy crap, he wants $800 and says it was $1600 new? You sure it's suede, maybe it's bloody mink.....

I have to make one like this — it’s seriously AWESOME. You rest your arms on the table while straddling the cup holder, add a straw to your drink, and there’s no reason to leave the table...

Did they add the “catheter” option? That would remove breaks during a tournament!

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This hideous thing needs pics:

This table is what this thread is all about. Sure, you can butcher an oval rail and get yourself a mention here but this is true fugliness that was present in the mind of the creator before pencil hit paper. At its core, this table, is fugly.

I have so many questions that nobody can answer.

The lights are hilarious because they give it some kind of credibility. Someone needs to buy that table and put a ShuffleTech in it, if only for my mild amusement.

Maybe it isn't really a poker table but was made for use in a gentleman's club?

It's not often you find a 10 player table accompanied by only 8 matching chairs.

For $800, it could be worth checking out if you're in the Minneapolis area, just to determine whether those are genuine Gasser chairs or merely copies.

Perhaps that's merely a protective suede cover for the table — a cover with cupholders, for the committed drinker.

Someone should buy that table and install a ShuffleTech in it, if only to amuse me a little.

This actually made me laugh out loud.

Here's a pretty sweet looking all gaming suede or possibly velvet table (Yes the rail and all).

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/tag/4801271526.html

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Where does the stripper pole go?

Now dealing on table 3...Dakota!!!

Is it just me, or does the third picture look off-balance?

Maybe thats just a protective suede cover for the table. A protective cover with cupholders, for the serious alcoholic.

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^This is funny:D

POKER TABLE - $200

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This is just in time for Christmas........surprise him with his very own poker table for his man cave.....this is a well made, handmade, 8 person table set on a heavy duty pedistal base (can be removed for storage when not in use)......come see this very nice piece of furniture......includes the waterproof cover..

This hideous thing needs photos:

It might take the top spot in this thread precisely because it appears intentional.

Throughout the thread there are numerous awful tables showing poor workmanship and sloppy execution, but this person seems to possess some skill and produced a fairly well-made table. It's: ugly, impractical, illogical, unplayable and utterly horrific. To me, it's the winner.

POKER TABLE - $200

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This is just in time for Christmas........surprise him with his very own poker table for his man cave.....this is a well made, handmade, 8 person table set on a heavy duty pedistal base (can be removed for storage when not in use)......come see this very nice piece of furniture......includes the waterproof cover..

Weatherproof cover = "You're not bringing that piece of sh!t into this house!"

Here's a pretty sweet looking all gaming suede or possibly velvet table (Yes the rail and all).

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/tag/4801271526.html

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This hideous thing needs pics:

I'm just glad they put the dealer cutout in the right spot........ ;)

nitzilla

Selling a homemade poker table. I built it about 5 years ago and used it frequently, but I haven't hosted a game in three years since moving to a new home. There's probably about $300 worth of materials in the table, even if it were simply scrapped. Constructed from 3/4" plywood, high-density foam, faux leather, poker felt, and rubber matting. Cards slide very smoothly and the table offers the right amount of give under the chips. Each seating position at the table includes a cup holder that honors one of the all-time greats from the four major sports (NFL, NBA, MLB).

NFL: John Elway, Jerry Rice, Barry Sanders

MLB: Ken Griffey Jr., Cal Ripken Jr., Nolan Ryan

NBA: Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson

NHL: Wayne Gretzky

It weighs approximately 100 lbs and needs to be placed on top of a separate table since it has no legs. Dimensions are 6' long x 4' wide x 6" thick (including the foam rails). Price reduced due to recent cat damage (see photos) and a new spouse. You could remove the foam rails that the cat chewed, though they still function and feel fine for play. The underside is unfinished exposed wood, which isn't visible during play. I included pictures of the issues I discovered so you'll know about them before contacting me. You'll probably need a truck to transport it; I will help with loading. It would still make a great table for a college house, bachelor pad, or game room, especially for a sports fan. I really hope it gets used often and you have a lot of fun playing.

I was thinking about constructing a table...this discussion has frightened the stuffing out of me...I believe I'll sell my table saw and purchase a table.

I was thinking about building a table...this discussion has scared the shit out of me...I believe I'll sell my table saw and purchase a table.

Step 1 to constructing a decent table is acknowledging that these are poor tables.

I was considering building a table...this thread has scarred the sit out of me...I think I'll sell my table saw and buy a table.

You're already ahead of the game on several counts:

1. You're considering the table build. I can guarantee the majority of these tables skipped that step completely (except the bizarre Rorschach blob thing, which was inexplicably well planned to look that way...). Just continue that thread of planning and thoughtful research and you'll be fine. Lean on the numerous experienced builders and shared information both here and elsewhere.

2. You have a table saw, which speaks to having the right tools to make the job possible. For table building, it is all about the router though. Making due with hand saws and pliers is leads to some of the results in this thread too.

A key 1 to creating a good table is admitting that these are poor tables.

What makes these tables problematic?

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Enjoy!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Curly-Brown...281561570352?pt=US_Tables&hash=item418e609c30 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Curly-Brown-Maple-Burl-Table-Poker-Cards-Handmade-Rustic-Birdseye-One-Of-A-Kind-/281561570352?pt=US_Tables&hash=item418e609c30)

Enjoy!

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LMAO, "one of a kind". Thank God

photo for the record:

Holy crap, that is a huge amount of figured maple. It doesn’t seem like that slab should have been turned into a table. "Table is slightly heavy and sturdy but not sturdy enough for heavy objects to be placed on for long periods of time." The router work on the cards is pretty poor and on the "center dish" it’s awful. They could have made far better use of that slab by cutting it down into sensible pieces.

Looks like a defective deck — why are there 2 aces for every suit?

My decks all have 2 aces of each suit, though I usually keep one of each suit tucked safely up my sleeve...

Being that my first thought was "It would make a fair coffee table for a man cave that needs a coffee table. Then I read the bit about it not holding weight. Then I looked closer at the legs that are tied together with twisted manila rope, and realised that was the only thing holding the legs together - i.e. kick a leg, and the table comes down.

Add to that that it would also make an awful coffee table. No flat edge to put parallel to a couch, the "tray" that would make the center somewhat unusable, and the poor quality of the wood burning. Yep, this tables best feature is it's longevity as a yule log.

Freaking hideous.

There is no good use for this table.. Not poker, not dining, not anything. It's stupid. It's a stupid person table.

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Fantastic table from Calgary, Kijiji ad. I am not even sure if you can call this a poker table.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-furniture-ot...le/1045444858?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-furniture-other-table/calgary/custom-maple-marble-poker-table/1045444858?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true)

Fantastic table from Calgary, Kijiji ad. I'm not even certain you can call this a poker table.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-furniture-ot...le/1045444858?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-furniture-other-table/calgary/custom-maple-marble-poker-table/1045444858?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true)

Ha — everyone gets a personal section. There's space for a PlayStation, an ashtray, a magazine and a dinner plate. The only downside of all that 'leg room' is you have to fling your cards and chips toward the center playing surface. If they don't reach it, or slide off the other side because it's NOT FRICKEN felt... too bad.

Fantastic table from Calgary, Kijiji ad. I am not even sure if you can call this a poker table.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-furniture-ot...le/1045444858?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true (http://www.kijiji.ca/v-furniture-other-table/calgary/custom-maple-marble-poker-table/1045444858?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true)

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Poker Table 64.5" W x29.5" H

Beautiful custom built poker table. I love this table but do not have room for it any longer. The table is in great shape and seats 8 comfortably. Table is finished with an oil based gloss lacquer which provides beauty and long lasting protection. This table is a must see. Top is maple with fir trim and marble centre. Legs are cedar with a custom taper design.

Dimensions 64-1/2" any direction in the octagon and 29-1/2" tall.

Only 250.00 OBO

Must be picked up with a truck or a larger van.

Absolutely hideous.

There is no practical purpose for this table... Not for poker, not for dining, not for anything. It's absurd. It's the table of someone with poor judgment.

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Wow, that's a huge amount of figured maple. That slab looks like it should never have been turned into a table. "Table is somewhat heavy and solid but not solid enough for heavy items to be left on it for extended periods." The router detailing on the cards is pretty poor and on the "center dish" it's awful. They ought to have cut that slab down into sensible pieces for better uses.

Good wood wasted... that's why you don't snort Ritalin!

[h=2]Poker table with 6 chairs - $250[/h]

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octagon poker table, felt covered, 6 chairs

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[h=2]Poker Table - $80[/h]

New York Giants Themed

Seats 8 to 10 comfortably

Legs do not fold

Solid table

Handmade Poker Table - excellent condition $250

(I might snag this one...)

https://madison.craigslist.org/fuo/4859407717.html

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Handmade Poker Table - excellent condition $250

(I might snag this one...)

https://madison.craigslist.org/fuo/4859407717.html

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That felt should qualify as a crime against humanity

Nice rail too. Looks like zero padding was used.

I'm speechless....

1 more b4 I go to bed....is that real birchwood I see?

Poker Table - $125

Up for sale I have a home made heavy duty poker table. The playing surface is done in quality poker table fabric for easy card slide. It has a stained wood surround with inserted drink holders. The surround edge is a padded cushion for comfort. The underside of the cushion is lighted for playing area illumination. The legs are foldable for easy storage. I have over $300 in parts alone, not counint labor to build it. I am moving and have no room for it. Very heavy duty and made to last. Contact thru Craigslist. Thanks for looking.

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ok, last one really....what a beast of a table....what size card index is needed here?

Custom Poker Table - $325

condition: excellentsize / dimensions: 12ft

12 ft CUSTOM Texas Hold 'em Poker Table

13 seats including dealer with cup holders

New/lightly used condition

1 more b4 I go to bed....is that real birchwood I see?

Poker Table - $125

For sale is a homemade heavy-duty poker table. The playing surface is covered in quality poker fabric to allow cards to slide easily. It features a stained wood surround with built-in drink holders. The surround edge has a padded cushion for comfort. The underside of the cushion is lit to illuminate the playing area. The legs fold for easy storage. I have over $300 in parts alone, not counting labor to build it. I am moving and don’t have space for it. Extremely heavy duty and built to last. Contact through Craigslist. Thanks for looking.

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Okay, one last time....what a beast of a table....what size card index would be needed here?

Custom Poker Table - $325

condition: excellent size / dimensions: 12ft

12 ft CUSTOM Texas Hold 'em Poker Table

13 seats including dealer with cup holders

New/lightly used condition

lol never noticed before that this one seat 13. Better have your starting hand selection in top gear at that table!

Spiderman, spiderman

8 Person round, Red poker table - $100 (Merrimack, NH)

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The first thing that comes to mind is a black widow spider..

Ugh, kill it

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It's Sauron's poker table.

lol never noticed before that this one seat 13. Better have your starting hand selection in top gear at that table!

Holy smoke, Batman!!!

Hand made poker table - $40

Hand painted/carved poker table

Hand Painted and Carved Card Table with Extensively Decorated Cats and Dogs in Full Dress, and hand carved dogs and cats in each table leg - only $1200 - originally $3600 !!

Click the link for lots o' pics: http://sarasota.craigslist.org/fuo/4882518119.html

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Mark, that would be perfect for your waiting room or reception area.

That would look great in your waiting room/reception area Mark.

Then you can use it as a write off :cool:

Hand made poker table - $40

Hand made, but from what????? ;)

Hand made poker table - $40

inspiration...

Hand Painted and Carved Card Table with Extensively Decorated Cats and Dogs in Full Dress, and hand carved dogs and cats in each table leg - only $1200 - originally $3600 !!

Click the link for lots o' pics: http://sarasota.craigslist.org/fuo/4882518119.html

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Nice pick up, Mark, but the poker gear pr0n thread is thataway -------------->. linky (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/forumdisplay.php/16-Everything-else)

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lake tahoe@poker table obo$200 (South lake tahoe)

Custom Lake Tahoe poker table for sale. Great for playing cards ect light weight.

Stop splashing the pot!!!

Come on...that can't be serious.

The perfect compliment to your wet chip set.

lake tahoe@poker table obo$200 (South lake tahoe)

Custom Lake Tahoe poker table for sale. Great for playing cards ect light weight.

Stop splashing the pot!!!

The ideal companion for your damp chip set.

Keeping up the "wet chip" wordplay after the CT shower curtain post.

How would you even play on that table?

Had to add these fantastic cup holders to the lake table (concept/photo credit to BMFD on big blue):

Someone converted an air hockey table?

I'll put myself out there — this actually isn't that fugly compared to others. Impractical? Possibly. Not something regular poker players would covet? Definitely. But fugly? I'm not so sure.

Dice chips...fugly. Table...not so much.

Today's winners..............

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Poker table, green even though it does not look like it in picture. The spots on it are water that will dry. There are a couple of slight dents in it from drinking glasses but otherwise in good condition.

Today's winners..............

nice, perfect substitute when you lose the tile holders for scrabble

I like the idea of an air hockey table. If you can make it so your legs didn't bang into the table while seated. Use 2 tables at the basis for 1 large oval. Pad the section directly in front of each player for ease of chip handling, but let the center of the table "inflate" with the Air Hockey fans. Pin-hole the speed cloth, and you have a table with a nearly zero-friction card glide.

If only I had the money to make crazy ideas come to life...

Lately I've noticed many tables using this particular "design."

POKER TABLE - $200 (cordova,al)

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Poker table seats 9 players + dealer. 10 Cup holders. Fabric and wood. L 106"xW 47" x H 30". Cut out for dealer

POKER TABLE - $200 (cordova,al)

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Poker table seats 9 players + dealer. 10 Cup holders. Fabric and wood. L 106"xW 47" x H 30". Cut out for dealer

POKER TABLE - $200 (cordova,al)

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Poker table seats 9 players + dealer. 10 Cup holders. Fabric and wood. L 106"xW 47" x H 30". Cut out for dealer

OMG This is in the bottom 5 all time fugly.

Nuts, that is spectacular. I don't even know where to start on what is terrible about it.

That my friends is a metal carpet transition strip. LOL

That table should come with a first aid kit.

Alright, let’s see how much absurdity we can spot:

Cloth fashioned from New Orleans Saints pajamas

Formica racetrack

Baffling segment of cloth racetrack

Only a single "rail" padded

Rail appears to be covered with several black kitchen towels or similar

Ridiculous playing surface elevation

Overly large dealer cutout

Impractically oversized

Two cupholders embedded in the playing surface for no apparent reason

Offensive use of flooring materials (thanks Tommy!)

$200 lollollol

I like what appears to be an unpadded rail that is only for a 1/3 of the table.

Also enjoying the 2 cutouts in the playing surface for a couple of the cupholders. Whoever sits in those seats gets a built-in half koozie for their beer.

Did someone properly design that table, or was it just assembled after knocking back a fifth?

fwiw, the Saints pajamas playing surface does match a whole bunch of recently-produced FDL chips from CPC..... I think his timing on this sale is excellent.

I think that one has more of a dealer 'hack-out'

Beneath those pajamas is an actual ironing board. Prop bet?

What is this, and what function does it serve?

Great thread!

Of the day???

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/4988332047.html

I think the above is just ugly, I don't know if I would go so far as to say it's in the f in fugly.

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Of the day???

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/4988332047.html

Could be an interesting story behind the missing chair.

Could be an interesting story behind the missing chair.

Condition says new? Honestly don't know if it should be considered fugly. In the right room with the right decor and refinished it could work.

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What is that and what purpose does it serve?

Alright, that thing is downright ugly...

Alright, that is pretty ugly...

I'd like to ask 100 non-poker playing people, "what do you see?" and show them a picture of that thing... I’m curious what responses I’d get... ;)

I'd like to survey 100 people who don’t play poker and ask them, “what do you see,” while showing a picture of that object... I’m curious what sort of answers I’d receive... ;)

Is it blue and black or white and gold?

I'm going to go out on a limb here, this actually isnt that Fugly in comparison. Impractical? Maybe. Not coveted by normal poker folk? Yes. But fugly? I dunno

I could see this being a general game table.

Is it Blue and black or white and gold?

I believe its Black and Gold (New Orleans Saints emblems)

"oh its a football themed Ironing Board...kewl!"

I believe its Black and Gold (New Orleans Saints emblems)

"oh its a football themed Ironing Board...kewl!"

With carpeting and a boa attached to one end?

There might be an intriguing backstory to the absent chair.

I suspect he’s standing on it to snap the photo, so it’s likely not particularly compelling

I think he’s standing on it to take the picture, so it’s probably not very interesting

"This is a nice poker table for four people with a leather-cushioned center and three leather chairs. We bought it for $2850.00 and are selling it for $300 or best offer. Only three chairs are included."

"This is a nice poker table for four with a leather-cushioned center and three leather chairs. We bought it for $2850.00 and are selling it for $300 or best offer. There are only three chairs."

Ah, I didn't open the link to read the description and just assumed..........

Get you some.

That piece has so many rails it resembles the offspring of a poker table and a massage table. Or maybe a couch.

Think that monstrosity is a repost

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Grab some for yourself.

"It is a nice Poker Table for four people with leather cushioned center and three Leather Chairs. We bought it for $2850.00 selling it for $300 or best offer. Have only three chairs."

Maybe he wants to keep standing on it.... for a really long time :p

I agree this one has been floated around before, But let's take a closer look:

Wood paneling

Grey industrial carpeting

Photo of child in a picture frame that has more going on than the picture.

1 foot away a photo of the same child on a coffee mug. I'm not opposed to a mug with your child's photo, but displaying the mug?

Another foot and a half and you have some sort of ceramic sculpture. Don't know what it it, but I can assure you it's ugly.

Windowsill circa 1970.

Couch or chair (barely in shot) covered with an afghan. I assume it has a design of the daughter on it.

Window covered with contact paper... instead of curtains.

Spooge everywhere, or on the camera lens. Either way, they looked, then said "Yep, this pic is good".

Really, there is nothing coming out of this house trailer that is going to be of value.

That is the way to go, you can sleep oi that rail...Heck yeah baby..

someone said my scrap table looked ugly, so i tracked down this thread.

CL produced this beauty today so i decided to include it.

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/spo/5033747041.html

Oh wow, that gets better in the listing:

Custom made poker table, UT colors with continuous vinyl rail. Lightly used with some damage to the rail from recent move. Made from dining table bought from Rooms To Go. Wooden legs not show in photos but are included. Burnt Orange Felt with heavy vinyl protection cover.

Reused dining table explains the weird as shit corners. Unfortunately there seem to be legs. The saw horses really helped the fugliness case. The fringe is much easier to seen in this picture. Really puts it over the top.

damn i didn't read the entire post. I was hoping those awful sawhorse legs were the genuine article.

Enjoy!

ttp://baltimore.craigslist.org/for/5035547391.html

Meh, it's certainly impractical, but I wouldn't call it outright hideous. Also, it's only $75.

Lovely Legs!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/fuo/5003038135.html

8' x 42" casino style poker table for sale. Padded rail, padded playing surface, seats 8 comfortably. Dual pedestals make this table extremely sturdy. This table is not something you fold up and put in the closet. It demands a space of it's own.

Thought this one could solve that drink ring problem.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/fuo/5012124503.html

This is a 10 person poker table that is in good shape with padded rails as well as a rail to place drinks on. The legs come off for easy storage great table for the serious poker players. Have 1 tables left

Guess there was more than one??

BiGGyT

I'm having a hard time envisioning how this won't either cause damage to my knees or force me to be playing with my chin on the rail........unless I'm standing, or my upper torso is unusually long proportionally to my lower torso.

Nice theory, but I don't see how it works well on a poker table.

Lovely Legs!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/fuo/5003038135.html

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8' x 42" casino style poker table for sale. Padded rail, padded playing surface, seats 8 comfortably. Dual pedestals make this table extremely sturdy. This table is not something you fold up and put in the closet. It demands a space of it's own.

Thought this one could solve that drink ring problem.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/fuo/5012124503.html

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This is a 10 person poker table that is in good shape with padded rails as well as a rail to place drinks on. The legs come off for easy storage great table for the serious poker players. Have 1 tables left

Guess there was more than one??

BiGGyT

More like a craps table than a poker table.

I think the word "crap" fits.

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/fuo/5069927372.html

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/fuo/5069927372.html

Well now, that is an oval.

"Casino quality" — I suppose I'll pass on Vegas and stick to playing home games

One of my favorites about Craigslist is how they often try to make junk sound more marketable.

Vegas Casino - They have different standards than, say, all the professional casinos

Casino Quality - Not at that thickness with those thin legs.

Tournament - You obviously can't play cash games on this kind of table.

Custom made - we could tell that from the pictures. Could have also said "built by an amateur"

Does not include cards and chips - The cards were probably the best part of the listing. It's reassuring that he's unwilling to part with his dice chips, since that means he'll never be on this board getting mocked.

One of my favorites about Craigslist is how sellers often try to make junk sound more marketable.

Vegas Casino - They hold themselves to different standards than, say, all professional casinos

Casino Quality - Not at that thick with those spindly legs.

Tournament - Obviously you can't play cash games on this style of table.

Custom made - We already figured that from the photos. Could also have said "built by an amateur"

Does not include cards and chips - The cards might have been the best part of the listing. It's reassuring he won't give up his dice chips, though. It means he'll never be on this board being mocked.

One of a kind! (Thank goodness)

I like that it features a green vinyl surface and rail, though the rail doesn't appear green...I may have to buy this table; I'm disappointed the dice chips aren't included....:oops:

It's Vegas casino quality, not Las Vegas casino quality...

This one gets nominated for its crazy looking bottom

Hand made, great details, one of a kind. Folds for storage, has 8 cup holders and chip holders. Great condition needs to be dusted off. Pick up only, cash only. Text

One of my favorites about Craigslist is how they try to make junk seem more marketable.

Vegas Casino - They follow different standards than, say... all professional casinos

Casino Quality - Not at that thickness and those spindly legs.

Tournament - Clearly you can't play cash games on this kind of table.

Custom made - that was obvious from the photos. Could have said "built by an amateur."

Does not include cards and chips - The cards might have been the best part of the listing. It's telling that he won't part with his dice chips. It means he'll never be mocked on this board.

Casino quality heavy chips. Love it

frankentable omg

Frankentable was so close... the trash cans are right there.

I think you can play the game mouse trap though under that table

All yours for ten bucks!

I'd pay him $10 to kill it with fire.

I'd pay him $10 to kill it with fire.

I once forked over $50 for a Wolverines jacket, hung it from a tree and burned it. It was outstanding.

I believe this one merits being fed through a wood chipper two times, then driven over with a lawn mower, and finally set on fire....

That 10 dollar 'table' could be the clear winner.

Did they have no idea what to do with the surplus accessories and simply glued them under the table?

This one gets nominated for its crazy looking bottom

I wish that had been the lead up to a WTF and derail post instead of a poker table post.

Mike

Here are some gems....

Basic:

Standard:

High Top: (see recommended chair below)

Chair of course:

SIMPLY AMAZING:

And for the pron players: (I had to show 3 images on this one, just for it's overall beauty.....)

Sorry for the long post, it was "fugly table xmas" on CL tonight apparently......... ;)

nitzilla

smh.. I don't even know where to begin...

However the folding legs on that last one might be worth the 1$ asking price as long as you can drop off the rest of it at the dump on your way home...

smh.. I don't even know where to begin...

However the folding legs on that last one might be worth the 1$ asking price as long as you can drop off the rest of it at the dump on your way home...

I could never reuse those legs knowing where they've been. Need an std check on them.

looks like it came out of a sleazy poker-playing van from the 1970's..... std check is right.

I actually don't think this one is ugly at all - I'd buy it if it was cheap, and I just emailed somebody about one that looks somewhat similar. I guess I better run it by the "fugly table brigade" if I actually get serious about buying it. :eek:

Here are some gems....

Basic:

Standard:

High Top: (see recommended chair below)

Chair of course:

SIMPLY AMAZING:

And for the pron players: (I had to show 3 images on this one, just for it's overall beauty.....)

Sorry for the long post, it was "fugly table xmas" on CL tonight apparently......... ;)

nitzilla

The leopard print is SOOOOOO AWESOME, my daughter would LOVE this.....This is NOT a fugly table........Its HORRIFYING!!!!!

I actually don't think this one is ugly at all - I'd buy it if it was cheap, and I just emailed somebody about one that looks somewhat similar. I guess I better run it by the "fugly table brigade" if I actually get serious about buying it. :eek:

possibly just remove the wheels on the legs and it appears to be a decent table.. what is the playing surface made of?

'C'mon Ben, you've used my homemade tables before. If the cards function properly, and the table doesn't trigger nightmares, flashbacks, or any general 'ewww' reaction (like

)

Then the one you're showing is lovely for an outdoor table at the Tennessee Shuffle Meetup. ;)

Not necessarily fugly, but kinda impractical

(http://s1259.photobucket.com/user/k9_dr/media/Screen%20Shot%202015-07-13%20at%204.00.39%20PM_zps3gaapp7y.png.html)

Not necessarily fugly, but kinda impractical

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Look at that kid though, he's living the dream.

Not necessarily fugly, but kinda impractical

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Perfect for those players who like to splash the pot.

I actually don't think this one is ugly at all - I'd buy it if it was cheap, and I just emailed somebody about one that looks somewhat similar. I guess I better run it by the "fugly table brigade" if I actually get serious about buying it. :eek:

All can I think of when I see this is "Miami Vice"

That said, this isn't "fugly" though. If the price was right I would think it ok

Not necessarily fugly, but kinda impractical

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Eliminates the need to do #1 though.

Ronoh: I'm heading to Ann Arbor in two weeks — I may need to give that a shot!

I once paid $50 for a Wolverines jacket, draped it over a tree and set it on fire. It was fantastic.

So many wrong things with this table...

So many problems with this table...

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Oh wow — how did this thread sit idle for an entire month? That was quite the comeback!

Oh wow — how did we allow this thread to sit idle for an entire month? What a revival, though!

This discussion definitely deserved a nudge ;)

Look at the cupholder placement. How the hell did that happen? Did they get one more player than usual one Friday night and say, "Don't worry, let me go grab the hole saw.."?

$100 obo on Craigslist if anyone is interested.

I can't believe we've left this unaddressed for so long, so I had to speak up.

Seriously, what’s the point of having only four people play? Even worse, why provide all those chips if only four players participate?

Look at the cupholder placement. How the hell did that happen? Did they get one more player than usual one Friday night and say, "Don't worry, let me go grab the hole saw.."?

The guy who always sits in seat 1 drinks whiskey neat with a water chaser. Needs two holes.

Look at the cupholder placement. How the hell did that happen? Did they get one more player than usual one Friday night and say, "Don't worry, let me go grab the hole saw.."?

Looks like he cut twice and measured once (in that order) :)

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/spo/5169914096.html

Professional Electronic Poker Table - $600 (atlanta)

Real Authentic poker table .Electronic Cameras can be installed

I saw this one, similar to another I posted with the craps style drink holder knee bangers, but this one is "electronic" because you could install cameras.

BiGGyT

That's actually a pretty decent-looking table. I can't make out what the rail 'art' is, though.

That's actually a pretty decent-looking table. Can't make out what the rail 'art' represents, though.

Camouflage?

ROCKSTAR POKER TABLES $120

Custom built casino regulation length poker table for sale. 4" raised bumpers and faux stayed table finish. Sears 12 players comfortably. Comes with side table and 4 foldable chairs. Awesome table for hosting tournaments.

Text or email to arrange viewing.

Thanks!

The construction seems fine, but that rail...

Was that fashioned from a Snuggie? :)

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/for/5184952351.html

what a beauty.

excellent condition

I didn't think it was possible to mess up a rail that badly

This is posted here solely because the Kijiji photo showed it on their lawn. I own a comparable table and really like it. They're asking $10, which could be a fair price.

A beauty in the Balmer/DC area -- a steal at $30

Huge poker table, seats 5 plus the dealer (or more, just has chip collectors for 5). Perfect for a man cave or anyone wanting to get the guys together for a game. Cupholders and a good height for most chairs.

$30 OBO

The felt is in good shape, no issues with the top (sturdy, good material) However, as shown in the pictures, one side of the legs has a tear in the wood. The table is still sturdy and all of the legs work, but the two legs on one side are just separated.

Also, missing one of the chip holders (see picture) but could easily fill in with tape/wood/etc.

Originally bought from Sports Authority for $120.

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what a beauty.

excellent condition

I didnt think you could screw up a rail that bad

3 legs, because why stop at tilting your opponents.

Custom maple poker tabletop. High quality. 4'W x 6'L. Seats 6-8 players comfortably. Felt center bordered with genuine leather. Used gently and stored properly. Mint condition. $100 obo

local listing by me ... get it at $150 before it is gone!!!

:eek:

To be fair, it makes sense that the owner of that table would need a built-in napkin.

Custom built poker table, customer never picked up and stopped answering phone. Need out of garage! $200 OBO. Must be able to pick up in Hinesville.

Builder must have sent pics of the finished product.

Made from a Snuggie? :)

If the table comes with her then I'll take it.

This topic breaks my heart.

I feel embarrassed just looking at the pictures.

There has to be a "crappy table building school" in NC — or else the high schools there have really poor shop teachers.....

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There must be a "crappy table building school" in NC. Or really bad shop teachers in high schools there.....

kettle? pot? :)

I can't see all those NC images on my Mac. I presume I have the "don't view any NC constructed poker tables" app enabled. Love my Mac!

I believe he moved to Elijay from Raleigh not long ago.

Custom built poker table, customer never picked up and stopped answering phone. Need out of garage! $200 OBO. Must be able to pick up in Hinesville.

Builder must have sent pics of the finished product.

Customer never picked up and stopped answering phone. My guess is that it stopped right after the seller sent this "completed" pic.

The majority weren’t from NC. I jumped over to TN, IN, AR, and others.

This topic breaks my heart.

I feel embarrassed just looking at the pictures.

It's like The Kramer painting. They are loathsome, offensive brutes, and yet I can't look away

This only belongs here because it's Kijiji pic was of it laying on their lawn. I have a table similar table and love it. It's going for $10 which might be a good deal.

Are they using this as a putting green?

View attachment 16130 (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/attachments/16130/) $100 obo on Craigslist if anyone is interested.

For a pool table?

3 grand for this! You'd think for that kind of money, you could hire somebody who know how to cut a curve.

"I am selling an extremely nice custom built poker table with 8 chairs. The Poker table seats up to 10 people, however I only have 8 chairs. This is not a poker table you throw out in the garage.. this is a show piece and a very expensive piece of furniture. Just to give you an idea of the chairs you can Google Hathaway Games Kingston gas Poker chair with Walnut wood. The chairs alone were $3,000,(for all 8) JUST THE CHAIRS. Each chair is a gas chambered chair so when you roll yourself up to the poker table you can adjust the height of the chair to your comfort level. The poker table has a custom raised playing surface wrapped with the same felt you play on in Las Vegas. As you can see there are 10 cup holders and they were custom made bigger to fit a wine glass. If you were to buy this exact table, pay shipping, buy the chairs that come unassembled, pay to have them assembled you would spend $6,000. This poker table sits as a show piece in a $1.5 million dollar home. Please do not contact me unless you are a serious buyer. Moving it will be difficult, it is heavy and solid."

http://houston.craigslist.org/fuo/5221296112.html

I can't call it ugly, but you'd need to be a master card pitcher to prevent the cards from repeatedly sliding off the surface and becoming exposed over and over.

"I am selling an extremely nice custom built poker table with 8 chairs. The Poker table seats up to 10 people, however I only have 8 chairs. This IS a poker table you throw out in the GARBAGE...

Fixed.

Keep the legs though I guess.

Done.

Still keep the legs, I suppose.

And the chairs.

It simply resembles a rather awkward boardroom table.

what a shame... it seems to be a BEAUTIFUL home from how it looks!

I like the chairs on that set.

The table itself isn't exactly ugly, but you can get a lot more value for the same money.

I like the rug

This is likely a bit less terrible with felt attached, but this was the sole photo in the ad.

This is likely less terrible with a felt pad, but this was the only photo in the ad.

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Cozy rail, am I right?

I like the rug

I'm honestly embarrassed by how many hours I poured into this, but it seems the rug used to be sold by a site named touchofclass.com. They called it the Reno style, and they also offered a round version, though neither is available now.

Here’s somewhere I discovered a listing for it, but clicking the link to the TOC site returns a 404 error.

http://www.polyvore.com/reno_game_room_area_rug/thing?id=14527746

It was far less expensive than I expected.

Sad to say.... This is a table I’ve played on... It sits in a local bar that runs games a few times each week. Yes, it’s padded, but if the tiny star-shaped nuts don’t catch your arm hair, or the chips don’t disappear into the so-called "iconic" (as it’s been described to me) felt, the cup-holders will still occasionally swipe your chips...

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Cool concept, questionable execution.

Sad to say.... This is a table I've played on... This is located in a local bar, that hosts games a couple times a week. Granted, it's padded, but if the little star-nuts don't grab your arm hairs, or the chips don't get lost in the awesome "iconic" (as it's been described to me) felt, then cup-holders will certainly steal your chips from time to time...

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Looks like a quilt from Dollar General.

Sad to say.... This is a table I've played on... This is located in a local bar, that hosts games a couple times a week. Granted, it's padded, but if the little star-nuts don't grab your arm hairs, or the chips don't get lost in the awesome "iconic" (as it's been described to me) felt, then cup-holders will certainly steal your chips from time to time...

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hahaha...iconic

....This poker table sits as a show piece in a $1.5 million dollar home....

I lol'ed

a good one from the Beantown area. not sure how this qualifies as a "poker table" aside form it being round and could be used for poker

7' Wide Custom Made Poker table - round - $280

I've got plywood and table legs stored in the garage. Looks like I'm sitting on a gold mine of "tables"...

Craigslist delivered again on this find:

http://houston.craigslist.org/for/5248286682.html

Marked down to $100 obo at minimum. 6'x4', for the worst mix of not seating 10 people and being impossible to rake pots. Also in the running for least comfortable rail of the year.

What is this?

I can't shake the thought that the person who built it felt a strange pride when it was finished and was eager to display it to friends.

You know that's 100% the situation, Abby. Just picture the card sliding across that marble(?) playing surface, though!

There has to be some explanation for that design. It's shown up here before. http://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102 (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102)

There has to be some explanation for that design. It's shown up here before. http://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102 (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102)

So you can't see the other persons cards, or chips. It reminds me of an OTB booth or the dividers back in the day at school so others couldn't cheat off of you.

That's one of the (multiple) reasons I really don't like the idea of chip wells. It makes it harder to see how much people have. That's part of the game knowing how much an opponent has available.

Further, you need to be able to see if people even have cards!

Not to mention what the f people would be hiding in there cubes or other bs.

This table is a complete cluster f and is basically unusable.

It's a poker table, I assure you.

I seen one of those a few summers back in the nights sky hovering above me. It had an eerie glow and hum to it and then it vanished without a trace. Im not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

There must be some rationale behind that design. It's appeared here previously. http://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102 (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102)

Even the seller has no idea what that is lol

For marking Keno cards, selecting horses, or the like? That's a nice hefty slab of granite. I'd pay $200 solely for the surface.

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Custom Built Felted Poker Table for sale. Great condition because it has pretty much never been used but needs a cleaning because it has been in storage. Want it gone ASAP! $50

Fire Wood.

This isn’t a terrible notion. I recall BBO made a table called The Albatross that included a leaf to convert it from a 6-person table into a 8-person table. The idea itself seems fine to me; I’d just be wary of the seams.

Also, BBO’s model had a padded rail and looked a whole lot better.

Wow, keep these coming. Not sure when I've laughed out loud so much on one thread ever.

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Custom Built Felted Poker Table for sale. Great condition because it has pretty much never been used but needs a cleaning because it has been in storage. Want it gone ASAP! $50

Fire Wood.

What the hell was that?

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/atq/5207563816.html

You need to see this for yourself... multiple pics and a description... if you take it apart and get the money from it... you have to check this out...

That was an angry plunge router on those pockets. One of a kind for sure.

One of a kind for sure.

Thankfully

condition: excellent

make / manufacturer: Customized

size / dimensions: 52" length x 1 1/2" thick

Excellent - I don't think this means what you think this means.

OMG these tables.

Marble may be my fav

(http://images.craigslist.org/00D0D_R3MpCxkfA7_600x450.jpg) ()

Comes with custom drink holders

Once more, impeccable workmanship gone overboard.

^^^^Right? Really fine joinery. It appears the entire table is faced with 1x oak...even the "cup holders" have facing. Maybe they had 8 Ouija boards around the place and chose to repurpose the pointer pieces.

Once again, fine craftsmanship run amok.

you can teach technique... you can't teach good taste...

Also, ten points to @spikeithard (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/238/) for the Worker and Parasite reference. :-)

POKER / CARD TABLE - MID-CENTURY MODERN - $200 (Roopville, Ga)

OBO - Beautiful mustard-color mid-century modern card/poker table. All wood and felt. In excellent shape with no tears or stains. Many a tale has been told over this table. And it's waiting for more!

Also has a wood cover to go over it when not in use.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/fuo/5242556079.html

Makes my eyes hurt just looking at a picture of the beautiful mustard color felt.

"Gorgeous mustard shade"

uhhh... that line by itself... :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

The World's End

The Banana Spider

"Price: $75,000

Material: 15 species of exotic wood

Finish: Various wood and Gold

Chairs Included: No

Doubles as Dining Table: No

Beverage Holders: Yes

Chip Holders: No

Storage Area for Accessories: No

Extras: N/A

Far ahead of rivals on price, the Akke Functional Art design studio truly went all out to produce the priciest poker table available, named “All in.”

Constructed from 15 varieties of rare wood species, this table required nearly 600 man-hours to complete. However, if you hoped to purchase this masterpiece, you’d be disappointed as it was awarded as a prize to the World Poker Tour’s Season XI Player of the Year. The fortunate recipient was Matt Salsberg, who reached three final tables and captured one WPT title that season, securing a comfortable lead in the POY standings."

Needs more species of exotic wood

From Axel Yberg:

The name “All In” has a dual meaning. Most importantly, it is an acknowledgement of my appreciation for everyone that has been a part of helping me build the Akke brand. From the beginning, this has been a team effort and everyone involved has given it their all. On a personal level, it symbolizes the fact that when I commit to something, I give it everything I’ve got; mentally, physically, and emotionally. When I’m excited about an idea, the first thing I say is, “I’m all in!”

“All In” required over 600 man-hours of labor to create. The surface was constructed using fifteen species of exotic wood (including: Madagascar Ebony, Rosewood, Purple Heart, Zebra Wood, Wormy Maple, English Brown Oak, Black Locust, Claro Walnut, Quilted Maple, Sycamore, Cherry, Catalpa, Black Walnut, Quarter-Sawn White Oak, and live-edge Ash). The base was fabricated with gold-painted plumbing pipes and fittings, and Edison Reproduction Light Bulbs.

The vectors that bisect each angle on the perimeter of the table are made from Madagascar Ebony and Rosewood. Their colors, black and red, represent the suits in a deck of cards. This idea is carried into the turnbuckle drink holders, which are designed as a quadrant of Black Walnut and Cherry. The organic nature of the live-edge Ash on the perimeter of the table symbolizes the fact that the game of poker requires complex thinking, as opposed to a systematic game like Black Jack. To be a successful poker player, you must have plenty of skill, nerves of steel, and a good amount of luck. The steel horseshoes that surround the WPT logos symbolize that combination. The five diamond cutouts in the center of the table are a nod to the legendary Doyle Brunson and the WPT Doyle Brunson Five Diamond World Poker Classic. And of course, the gold pipes that make up the base represent the bling associated with Las Vegas.

This poker table wouldn’t exist if it were not for the generosity, excitement, and total belief in me that I received from my good friend Matt Gai and his wife Jenn. They funded this table (and it was very expensive). I am extremely thankful for this. In addition, Matt, an avid poker player, was instrumental in consulting with me regarding the necessities of creating a functional poker table.

The Child Catcher

Also, Matt — who is an enthusiastic poker player — played a key role advising me on what’s required to build a usable poker table.

....which you clearly chose to ignore entirely.

POKER / CARD TABLE - MID-CENTURY MODERN - $200 (Roopville, Ga)

OBO - Beautiful mustard-color mid-century modern card/poker table. All wood and felt. In excellent shape with no tears or stains. Many a tale has been told over this table. And it's waiting for more!

Also has a wood cover to go over it when not in use.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/fuo/5242556079.html

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Makes my eyes hurt just looking at a picture of the beautiful mustard color felt.

He needs to put the wood cover on it and keep it on :D

And that Banana Spider table - 15 types of rare wood and 600 man-hours completely and utterly wasted.........

Does that thing double as a fondue warmer? I swear that's a bunson burner underneath, with attached natural gas line.....

A Chan Man insert might salvage this one, perhaps if you use forearm pads designed for football.

75 grand.

75 GRAND!!!!!!!!

I wonder what kind of table @T_Chan (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/71/) could make for $75k.

For that kind of dough I'd expect it to be felted from the skin and studded with the teeth of all my enemies

If 75k is out of your range, how about the Restless Ghost at 57k

Be sure to shine your shoes real gud b4 you play at this one!

I

For that sort of dough I'd imagine it would be felted from skin and set with the teeth of every one of my foes

Hey Toby,

We're good, right? Just making sure.

Because I've been teasing that you are this

(http://s1237.photobucket.com/user/mrtree33/media/stuff/19A37C80-E8BC-4817-BFE8-9EA51DD503A9.jpg.html)

But it just dawned on me you might actually be this

(http://s1237.photobucket.com/user/mrtree33/media/stuff/DE57AFF4-778F-45EA-A14D-CC95F90E7435.jpg.html)

If 75k is out of your range, how about the Restless Ghost at 57k

Be sure to shine your shoes real gud b4 you play at this one!

Perfect for strip poker - and for $57,000 it better damn well come with the strippers

The Banana Spider

"Price: $75,000

Material: 15 species of exotic wood

Finish: Various wood and Gold

Chairs Included: No

Doubles as Dining Table: No

Beverage Holders: Yes

Chip Holders: No

Storage Area for Accessories: No

Extras: N/A

Far ahead of rivals on price, the Akke Functional Art design studio truly pushed boundaries to produce the priciest poker table available, dubbed “All in.”

Crafted from 15 varieties of rare wood species, construction of this table required nearly 600 man-hours. However, if you planned to purchase this piece, you’ll be disappointed as it was awarded as a prize to the World Poker Tour’s Season XI Player of the Year. The fortunate recipient was Matt Salsberg, who reached three final tables and secured one WPT title that season, giving him a decisive lead in the POY standings."

Could use more exotic wood species

That’s it, folks. We’re finished here. Everyone go home. This thread is closed. Maybe archive it and start another one.

Hey Toby,

We're cool right? Just checking.

Because I have been joking about you being this

(http://s1237.photobucket.com/user/mrtree33/media/stuff/19A37C80-E8BC-4817-BFE8-9EA51DD503A9.jpg.html)

But it just occurred to me you may in fact be this

(http://s1237.photobucket.com/user/mrtree33/media/stuff/DE57AFF4-778F-45EA-A14D-CC95F90E7435.jpg.html)

I go from that to that after too many beers sometimes

We're finished here, folks. Everyone head home. This discussion is closed. Perhaps archive this thread and begin a new one.

"Said Salsberg of his new table, 'I'm thinking I may want to be buried in it one day.'"

Glad to set that up for him. I will, however, insist on a Viking burial.

"Beautiful mustard-color "

umm.... that line by itself... :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

Heh, I was checking at card rooms in Florida, Best Bet Jacksonville, this comes from their site

Also a beautiful mustard-color

Banana spider.. More like the spider from wild wild west movie.

75 grand.

75 GRAND!!!!!!!!

Yep. All it needs is a $120 dealer button.

Yep. All it needs is a $120 dealer button.

I have a selection that he can choose from for that price :D:D

Yep. All it needs is a $120 dealer button.

I'll climb on top, drop my pants and curl one out live for $120

What the hell... Seriously, what the hell...

That's simply incredible

I'll climb on top, drop my pants and curl one out live for $120

Frickin funny comment. In fact so funny that I almost "liked" it. That would have been weird to see my name under that post though. :LOL: :laugh:

My fucking eyes! Ugly felt...then destroyed rare wood...wtf!

Whoever made those HATE poker!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/tag/5315769559.html

This is a custom-made poker table top that I am offering for sale. This table top will accommodate 10 players plus the dealer comfortably. The felt is red and free of tears. I am selling the table top ONLY; the supporting legs or base are not included. It weighs approximately 100 lbs. Buyer must arrange pickup with a truck.

The felt has no tears, my liver has no holes, but both show plenty of wear.

Poker Table w/ Chips - $300 (Athol)

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Beautiful poker table with red felt and a large set of chips, chairs not included

Pick up only

Trades can be offered

Poker table for sale

9 chairs

$400

In the photo it appears dusty because it's stored in a place where items are being moved. But it’s in perfect condition. The chairs have wheels (:

lololol i have no idea where to begin.....

Alright, this one resembles a gladiator arena for tiny rodents or oversized insects:

A ridiculous waste of tailored speed fabric. The rail is a grotesque abomination that resists description...

And this one belongs locked away in the dungeon.

Beautiful unstained raised racetrack table with matching Christmas wrapping paper rail. o_O

Beautiful unstained raised racetrack table with matching Christmas wrapping paper rail. o_O

Come with a Moat! Water and sharks supplied separately!

I like to think of that one as having a lowered rail.

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$250 Tripod pedestal leg poker table that can convert to circular dining table (diameter of 52 inches) with removable wood top. Heavy duty wood in oak color. Some distressed wood on pedestal leg adds character to this high quality piece of furniture.

It's not great, but it still has a LONG way to go before it could be called "fugly".

Is that a mah-jong table??

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/tag/5341710444.html

Whiskey Barrel Poker Table

As pictured, homemade.

Padded felt surface

Opens to reveal an ice bucket

Removable top for convenient transport

Small blemish as pictured

Delivery can be arranged for an extra fee.

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Awesome - doubles as a crapper

This thread is fantastic. I nearly sprayed my coffee across the monitor from laughing.

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Awesome - doubles as a crapper

All new meaning to "splashing the pot"

Is that supposed to be a mahjong table??

I don't believe so. Those are normally square.

This isn't a poker table, but I had to share what can only be described as the ugliest (and creepiest) couch I've ever laid eyes on. Maybe it would make a fitting accent in a farm-animal-themed poker den? :LOL: :laugh:

Ideal for either sleepypiggly or the Flying Pig poker room.

Piggies deserve affection too

It used to be an ordinary poker table, but attempting to sell it for cash now is a little bit ridiculous.

It used to be just an ordinary poker table, but attempting to sell it for that much now is a little insane.

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It took me far too long to realize it's not a kidney-shaped table... The legs might still be worth $20.

Must have been using those official 13.5g "casino chips"

Must have been using those official 13.5g "casino chips"

This certainly isn't a fugly poker table, but it is being advertised as coming with a "nice set of chips". It hurts my eyes to see those chips on that table.

I spotted the “obstacle course” table on CL tonight… the dealer will need excellent aim to avoid everyone's drinks

I spotted that "obstacle course" table on CL tonight... the dealer will need excellent aim to avoid everyone's drinks

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I claim the ace of clubs in the corner pocket! Oh, hang on, wrong game.

The fluffy pink table wins the contest

I spotted the "obstacle course" table on CL tonight....... the dealer will need excellent aim to avoid knocking over everyone’s drinks

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W...T...F...???

Who thought that was a good idea?

I couldn't play on that...not even hammered.

Here's a beauty

I spotted the "obstacle course" table on CL tonight....... the seller will need superb aim to dodge everyone's drinks

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Remove the legs and repurpose it for mini-golf

$200. Custom-made poker table. Leather armrests. Felt playing surface. Spaces for drinks, chips, snacks, etc. Mahogany base. Firm on price. Call with any questions. No scams, no shipping, no money orders, etc.

I’m hoping it includes somewhere to vomit, etc.

I hope it also includes a spot to vomit, etc.

A place to set drinks, chips, snacks, etc.

QED

could someone email the sellers of these lovely gems and ask, “so, exactly what do lead‑based paint chips taste like?” ...... :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

This isn’t a poker table, but I had to share what can only be called as the ugliest (and most unsettling) couch I’ve ever come across. Maybe it would suit someone’s farm-animal–themed poker den? :LOL: :laugh:

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I’d wager the owner of this also owns a blow-up doll!!

And it likely 'oinks' when you press the, uh, bacon.....

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/tag/5341710444.html

Whiskey Barrel Poker Table

As pictured, home made.

Padded felt top

Opens up to ice bucket

Top comes off for easy transport

Small blemish as pictured

Delivery available for additional fee.

This is perfect for the chateau!!!!

Hahah this thread is just too funny. Please keep em coming!!

Custom Poker Table and 4 stools - $950 (Monroe)

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/fuo/5376965561.html

Outstanding custom-built poker table made for a car enthusiast. The pedestal is constructed from wheels and the tabletop was cut with a CNC machine. Cork inserts line the cup holders. Sorry about the photos — I thought I had taken better shots earlier. If you want additional pictures, tell me and I’ll provide them. If you have any questions, call, text, or email. Thanks.

Appears somewhat likely to tip.

Custom Poker Table and 4 stools - $950 (Monroe)

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/fuo/5376965561.html

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Excellent custom made Poker table for a car guy. The base is made from wheels and the top was CNC Machine cut. Cork inserts for the cup holders. My apologies for the pics, I thought that I'd taken better photos earlier. If you need more please let me know. Let me know if any questions. Call text or email is fine. Thanks.

Seems a bit likely to tip.

If it wasn't for the unpadded surface, it might not be a bad short-handed table for @SixSpeedFury (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/442/)

And risk of wipe-outs is always a possibility when playing at Speed.

Clearly requires some Speed cloth

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/5380385117.html

Tight heads up table... I think

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/for/5370539333.html

I love this thread

...and I'm hoping not to add to it...

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https://flint.craigslist.org/bfs/5397643921.html

Holy Wah...there's more than one! Nine available!