Official Poker Chip on your Cat Thread

We all do it. They probably hate us for doing it:LOL: :laugh:. Post your pictures with poker chips on your cats!

This is what I come here for, though I didn’t realize I needed it.

i wonder what is he thinking ?

thats good pic to start mems

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Love it :love:

Just when I believe I’ve gathered every poker-related item I require, I discover I actually have to purchase a cat :D

Just when I believe I’ve acquired every poker-related item I require, I discover I have to get a cat :D

Thank goodness it specifies "your" cat — otherwise we maniacs would be roaming the streets hunting for cats to place chips on for a picture...

@aggie (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/9710/) contains a cat picture that might reveal more than only chips.

*Subscribed :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

We all do it… Share your photos of poker chips stacked on your cats!

This..

But this…

For me this picture reads, "just you wait — I'm going to poop in your brand-new shoes..."

Aragorn isn't overly bothered by it:

Willie, conversely, refuses to let me do it. He's a degen and tends to huddle up close to the TV whenever I watch poker streams:

We all do it. They probably hate us for doing it:LOL: :laugh:. Post your pictures with poker chips on your cats!

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Hahaha. Btw, love the name and avatar!!

Aragorn doesn't mind it too much:

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Willie, on the other hand, won't let me do it. But he is a degen and likes to get close to the TV whenever I watch poker streams:

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I like how Willie is staring Phil down and saying, “Go ahead, make the call and find out”

"Blaze"/"Beavis" did not approve.

Chloe looked angry but was purring at the same time when I took the pic lol.

Angel couldn't have cared less; now the head? That's another matter. Will try positioning the head again . . .

"Blaze"/"Beavis" weren't on board.

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Sealing the chip in an airtight container to guard against cat chewing. Smart move.

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Excuse me sir, this is a thread for poker chips on cats. All I see is a tiger palace floating in an empty void, apparently with green eyes. Please correct this.

7 was the maximum I could manage due to the low coefficient of friction. If I added any more, they simply slid off. She was fine with increasing it; it’s just one of those balancing issues.

Angel couldn't have cared less, now the head? That's a different story. Will attempt head placement again . . .

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I love the look on cat’s face. ”Really? Are we really doing this?”

7 was the most I could manage because of the low coefficient of friction. Any additional amount and they simply slid off. She was fine with more; it’s one of those balancing issues though.

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New Official Poker Chip on Your Cat record! 5 chips! Congrats!

Dreaming of higher denoms.

Oh come on! It was inevitable…

well there go my weekend plans. I'll report back :D

This forum has taken a turn.

This forum has shifted direction.

I enjoy watching the entire family join in on chip enthusiasm!

I'm a fe___dr too :ninja:

Photoshop courtesy of @Poker Zombie (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/334/)

She’s too fat to do much about it…I could add chips all day!!

She wasn’t amused. I’ll keep attempting the head shot regardless.

She wasn’t pleased. I’ll continue aiming for the head shot nonetheless.

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Use another chip. She’s likely frightened of the tiger.

She was not amused. I’m going to keep trying for the head shot though.

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Duh.

Wrong chip. Every cat in this thread has a color-matched chip on them. Gotta think like a cat if you want stacks on a cat.

This thread has really taken off!!!! :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

Duh.

Wrong chip. Every cat in this thread has a chip that matches their color. You have to think like a cat if you want to stack things on a cat.

I just waited for the perfect moment to creep up on that lazy furball :ninja: :ninja: :LOL: :laugh:

This thread is so ridiculous, and I enjoy it!

Photos provided by CatGuide.

Photos provided by the CatGuide.

This isn't exactly poker chips, but they're essentially the same.

She consumed it.

So did he…

So did he…

In totally unrelated news, lowerBama is pursuing 2 Tiger Palace fracs to finish a rack…

In totally unrelated news, lowerBama is looking for 2 Tiger Palace fracs to finish a rack…

Lol…they were China clays.

She ate it.

So did he…

Will trade surgery for partial sample set :unsure:

Will trade surgery for partial sample set :unsure:

Dibs.

One of my chickens identifies as a cat

Hen says; "what the......???"

A quick peck will take care of that!

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And now, a good shake and feather-rustle to make sure it's gone!

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Not even a cat guy but this shit is funny. Let’s see some fat hats on some fat cats.

Dibs.

Heh…those turned out to be China clays.

I'm done :sick:

"Blaze"/"Beavis" refused to approve.

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Try another chip. The tri-moons might have set them off.

Rors...I suspect he might be onto something...

Bubby didn't like it.

Pennie handled it very well!

Dreaming of higher denoms.

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Beautiful cat

7 was the maximum I could manage due to the very low coefficient of friction. Any additional amount would have caused them to slide off. She was fine with adding more; it’s just one of those balancing decisions.

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Stack ’em!

He was not amused

His sister was equally unamused.

Oh I'm so gonna win this thread (while exposing the lunacy at my house). You want cats? I'm the crazy cat guy. Let me gather the troops for picture time.

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She’s too fat to do much about it…I could add chips all day!!

Good Chonkers don’t mind a few chippies

Dreaming of higher denoms.

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You and me both, kitty, you and me both

This isn't quite poker chips, but they basically are.

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Observing universal cat law, “If i fits, i sits”. Doesn’t realize price to pay is being covered in plastic gaming discs

She was not amused. I’m going to keep trying for the head shot though.

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The poker chip disdain is strong in this one!

The scorn for poker chips is intense with this one!

Yeah, you just need to grab her when she’s 1/2 asleep and tucked into a warm, comfy place (which is 80% of the time… lol). Then she’s like, “just do it and piss off, you idiot.” :LOL: :laugh:

I could only wrangle up 1/4th of the crew this morning.

I could only wrangle up 1/4th of the crew this morning.

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Dang, your cats have a pet rabbit!

Dang, your cats have a pet rabbit!

Or does my pet rabbit have cats? :unsure:

I could only wrangle up 1/4th of the crew this morning.

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There seems to be an interloper among your crew. . . Since it has a poker chip, I’ll allow it.

Or does my pet rabbit have cats? :unsure:

No1 haz cats. Cats haz all wurldz

There appears to be an interloper among your crew... Since it’s got a poker chip, I’ll permit it.

Thanks — we appreciate you permitting our interloper. She doesn’t realize she isn’t a cat. We didn’t want to have to tell her!

Not impressed at all. Tried to taste the chip 3 seconds after.

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Not impressed at all. Tried to taste the chip 3 seconds after.

That look of confusion. "Wtf is happening?"

Okay… all these photos of small cats are really driving home how overweight our cat is! Is there any other cat shown that weighs more than 20 lbs? Because Peaches is, without question, WELL over 20 lbs!!

Ok…so all these pictures of tiny cats are really making me realize just how fat our cat really is! Is any other cat pictured over 20lbs? Because Peaches is, in fact, WELL over 20lbs!!

@DZPoker (https://www.pokerchipforum.com/members/5882/) this is our big boy. Well over 20 lbs. He's not so much fat as he is just freaking big. Lol. Punkin a freak of nature.

Is any other cat pictured over 20lbs?

Aragorn tipped the scales at 24 pounds at his last vet appointment. He's a big dude, but very laid back.

Also, more chips on Aragorn photo just because (the chip by his front paw slid off his head):

Our cat lies exactly like this. Not rolling or shifting, simply flat on his back. I’ll try to catch a clip the next time he does it. :LOL: :laugh:

Not even a cat guy but this shit is funny. Let’s see some fat hats on some fat cats.

I’ll play, dunno know about the fat cat part but I got the hat down

Lap cat get poker chippie on head

Watson complied, though he did so with reluctance.

We have a cat that lays like this. Not rolling or moving, just literally on his back. I’ll try to get a chip next time he does it. :LOL: :laugh:

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My cat did the twisty cat thing too.

All three felines were active this evening.

Wow. This is the discussion I didn’t realize I needed. Well done!

All three cats played tonight.

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Beautiful cats

All three cats played tonight.

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Last one has the "are you seeing this sh!t?" face. Haha!!!

I don't have a cat, but I hope I remember to chip my dog when I get home.

Chloe was a trooper!

Chloe was a trooper!

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She's so pretty!

She's gorgeous!

We always guessed she had the makings of a cat model. In the third photo she really appears to be showing off a hat while gazing into the distance. Lol

18 years this year, living with diabetes and kidney disease, and still going strong!

We always figured she might make a cat model. The third photo really looks like she’s modeling a hat and gazing off into the distance. Lol

18 years this year, living with diabetes and kidney disease, and still going strong!

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That jaunty tilt of the head and the chip still hanging on is what cracks me up!:ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

The last photo shows the classic “are you seeing this sh!t?” expression. Haha!!!

That’s Ferris the cat. He’s usually a very cheerful cat — the first I’ve owned who can actually fetch.

Imagining the forthcoming TCR sales...

Hopped on my lap at my “murder” work space. Automatic chip on cat.

Simon was not pleased about being disturbed.

Atlantic Club sample set on Roger. He enjoyed it and was purring the whole time. He’s a firm no when it comes to the head though…

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Misplaced my Alexa 3 a few weeks ago :( :( :(

Lost my Alexa 3 weeks ago:(:(:(

Sorry for your loss.

Lost my Alexa 3 weeks ago:(:(:(

Sorry for your loss :cry:

How did I miss this thread?? I have work to do!! Come here, kitty kitty kitty!!!

Is there a thread about a poker chip on your dog?

Is there a thread about a poker chip on your dog?

Dogs seem to treat poker chips like Scooby Snacks!

7 was the maximum I could achieve due to the low friction coefficient. Any additional amount caused them to simply slide off. She was fine with having more; it’s just one of those balancing situations.

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Nice!

Lost my Alexa 3 weeks ago:(:(:(

Oh no! I'm really sorry to hear

Typical Cattery stream…

Best thread evar….

Didn't even flinch

@ASPCA

:p

@ASPCA

:p

No cats were harmed in the making of this thread. However, cannot say they were not annoyed. . .;)

Chloe was a trooper!

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What an awesome blast from the past! I unfortunately lost Chloe a couple weeks ago. Just shy of 19 she lived a good, long life, and was around for over a third of mine. She will be greatly missed. Rest in peace baby kitten.

What a wonderful blast from the past! I sadly lost Chloe a few weeks ago. Just shy of 19 she enjoyed a long, happy life, and shared more than a third of mine. She’ll be deeply missed. Rest in peace, baby kitten.

I’m sorry for your loss. It’s always wrenching to lose a companion of so many years. Chloe seemed like a gentle kitty :(

The big human has opened the forbidden room. We must explore immediately.

The big human has opened the forbidden room. We must explore immediately.

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Claiming their spots already.

I hate cats.

But…they hate me too, apparently.

A neighborhood cat keeps pissing in my garage.

I want to poison it, but I know that’s mean.

What should I do?…put a leaded chip on it?

I hate cats.

But…they hate me too, apparently.

A neighborhood cat keeps pissing in my garage.

I want to poison it, but I know that’s mean.

What should I do?…put a leaded chip on it?

Close your garage?

Close your garage?

Son of a bitch…

I think you are on to something. :unsure:

Close your garage?

Occam's Razor

Close your garage?

That's probably too complex for me.....

I hate cats.

But…they hate me too, apparently.

A neighborhood cat keeps pissing in my garage.

I want to poison it, but I know that’s mean.

What should I do?…put a leaded chip on it?

throw a leaded chip at it

throw a leaded chip at it

You do that, and there will be hell to pay.

Leaded chips are irreplaceable if damaged.

I won't complain if you throw leaded chips at me.....

I won't complain if you throw leaded chips at me.....

Heads up…if you piss in my garage….lead will be headed your way (chips or whatnot).

Researching non-lethal options….

Cat on your poker chips?

He was feeling fierce today so I selected the appropriate chips.

He was in a fierce mood today, so I picked the right chips.

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Part tiger, part wolverine, ALL FIERCE!!!

2 for 1

2 for 1

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Snappers on some snugglers!

The top cat appears annoyed it missed out on the Horseshoe, while the bottom cat seems taken aback by the choice.

Who would have thought even cats dislike giant inlays?

It’s like Ferris just graduated orange cat school.

Sleeping Tiger

At an RV park and met this fella. Friendly orange boy, tolerates poker chip.

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That’s a bold move poker chipping a trailer park cat.

That’s a bold move poker chipping a trailer park cat.

My hand was steady just like when I make my shove all in bluff. J/k! I shake like a caffeine addict!

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Keeper.

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Wear it like you own it!

OP, you are a genius and a scholar.

This is as close as I could get the chip to my little guy's head without retaliation (and even then there was some retaliation.)

This is Khalessi, her brother isn't having it today lol

This is Khalessi — her brother definitely isn't into it today lol

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Whoa, awesome cat!! Is that a Bengal?

Wow, awesome cat—are they a Bengal?

Yes! Fantastic companion breed, I’d recommend them.

This is Khalessi, her brother isn't having it today lol

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Great name!!!

Absolutely! Great companion breed — I’d recommend one.

They’re stunning cats! I’d really like to own one myself.

This is Rollo — he seemed a touch more agreeable today.

This is Rollo; he was a bit more cooperative today.

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He looks annoyed. Give him the box I just sent so he can put his paws in and be content.

:LOL: :laugh: This is Khalessi, her brother isn't having it today lol

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This is Rollo, he was in a slightly more cooperative mood today.

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Nice touch with “tiger claw” on bengals. They have such expressive eyes! They seem to be saying “TF are you doing?” And Khalessi has one claw out ready to cut you!

Nice touch with “tiger claw” on bengals. They have such expressive eyes! They seem to be saying “TF are you doing?” And Khalessi has one claw out ready to cut you!

She's harmless, but he can be an asshole ...

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Managed to catch his ‘sister’ whilst snoozing. She is far less reciprocal in most things

My friend’s cat. Really laid-back fellow. Possibly a bit puzzled :unsure:

He’s allowing it, but he ain’t liking it!

He’s allowing it, but he ain’t liking it!

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It's because it's a chip, but not a Paulson.

I realize they're not his, but if you try to grab his chips he'll scratch the sHot out of you.

Also has a solid poker face..

PCF Bounty on her head 😀

I've always had dogs, from muts to show dogs. We wanted a Saluki, and we just couldn't source one, so about 3 years ago, we got our first whippit. First meaning we had never had one, not first as in we would sign up for a second.

This is the swiss army knife of pets. He looks like a rat, has a neck like a giraffe, is lazier than a sloth, acts like a spoiled toddler, eats like a vacum cleaner, growls like a mountain lion, doesn't bark, and sits on the couch like a cat. We once had to leave him with a coworker who has 8 cats, he was scared of all of them.

Loki:

In Old San Juan, Puerto Rico, there's a street inhabited by many cats. I keep a poker chip on me in case I encounter that situation.

Whenever I see a cat, I feel compelled to chip them.

This little one was not so cooperative :p

I haven’t owned a cat in more than ten years… maybe it’s time to adopt one again!! This thread just keeps on delivering!

Haven’t had a car in over a decade….it might be time to get another one!! The thread that keeps on giving!

I haven’t had a cap in more than a decade either.

I haven’t had a cap in more than a decade either.

I also might one day invest in a carp some day!

Haven’t had a car in over a decade….it might be time to get another one!! The thread that keeps on giving!

Just call a cab!

Annoying humans

Kitty Palace, the original by Ken Price

Ash disliked the old chip on him or on his box. He swiftly knocked it off!

Ash disliked that old chip on him and on his box. He batted it off in a flash!

Haha! I adore the “gravity check” cats perform when they knock things off.

Sleepy guy

Should’ve brought multiple chippies for multiple kitties

Brutus says “no nits in this house”!

Sleepy guy

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Should’ve brought multiple chippies for multiple kitties

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We need a new kitten. Our current cat is fine, but she’s getting older and needs a younger playmate to keep her awake.

Brutus says “no nits in this house”!

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And he makes a $150 bet. I know he’s bluffing but I can’t make the call. I fold, you win, Brutus! :(

Boring Friday so I’m teaching the cat Craps.

SHIT. I NEED TO DO THIS.

Oh these cats are very cute. I love cats. This is my official second post, so that I can PM.

WHO DID THIS TO ME? DO YOU THINK ME AND THE CATS HAVENT SPOKEN ABOUT GUN SAFETY??! AM I A FOOL??!

LOOK!!!!

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SEE!!!!

Looks like cat is in croissant mode and not ready to talk gun safety

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Not impressed at all. Tried to taste the chip 3 seconds after.

Post kitten update :unsure:

Random orange boy under random poker chips

Here we go again