this is what i ****ing mean **** my ****ing ****ing ****ty****edlife

PokerStars hand #139799484481: Turnering #1297823277, $10+$1 USD Holdem No limit - Nivå XXXIV (12500/25000) - 2015-08-23 15:36:30 ET Bord '1297823277 73' 9-max Plats #6 har knappen Plats 1: JebLawless (286810 i marker) Plats 2: magnet007 (184195 i marker) Plats 3: One_Cigar (799200 i marker) Plats 4: Dancer King (65501 i marker) Plats 6: pahom007 (478298 i marker) Plats 7: Chani1995 (557690 i marker) Plats 8: Wiiedzmen (351221 i marker) Plats 9: Suomi1982 (382182 i marker) JebLawless: lägger ante 3125 magnet007: lägger ante 3125 One_Cigar: lägger ante 3125 Dancer King: lägger ante 3125 pahom007: lägger ante 3125 Chani1995: lägger ante 3125 Wiiedzmen: lägger ante 3125 Suomi1982: lägger ante 3125 Chani1995: lägger small blind 12500 Wiiedzmen: lägger big blind 25000 *** HÅLKORT *** Utdelat till Chani1995 [Qs As] Suomi1982: raise 25000 till 50000 JebLawless: fold magnet007: fold One_Cigar: fold Dancer King: fold pahom007: call 50000 Chani1995: call 37500 Wiiedzmen: fold *** FLOPP *** [5c 6c Ts] Chani1995: check Suomi1982: check pahom007: bet 50000 Chani1995: call 50000 Suomi1982: fold *** TURN *** [5c 6c Ts] [Ad] Chani1995: check pahom007: bet 100000 Chani1995: raise 354565 till 454565 och är all-in pahom007: call 275173 och är all-in Ej synad satsning (79392) returnerad till Chani1995 *** RIVER *** [5c 6c Ts Ad] [Jd] *** VISNING *** Chani1995: visar [Qs As] (par i ess) pahom007: visar [Tc Th] (triss, tior) pahom007 vann 1050346 från potten *** SAMMANFATTNING *** Total pott 1050346 | Avgift 0 Bord [5c 6c Ts Ad Jd] Plats 1: JebLawless foldade innan Flopp (satsade inte) Plats 2: magnet007 foldade innan Flopp (satsade inte) Plats 3: One_Cigar foldade innan Flopp (satsade inte) Plats 4: Dancer King foldade innan Flopp (satsade inte) Plats 6: pahom007 (knappen) visade [Tc Th] och vann (1050346) med triss, tior Plats 7: Chani1995 (small blind) visade [Qs As] och förlorade med par i ess Plats 8: Wiiedzmen (big blind) foldade innan Flopp Plats 9: Suomi1982 foldade på Flopp **** ME ****ING HELL

bump for the lulz — it's kind of hilarious how many of the posts I made are broken boom player links, but the epic fights and bashing across all the 12 dimensions of space should remain available for everyone to read and revisit lmao. I am EPIC

https://www.pokerstarsreplayer.com/hands... (https://www.pokerstarsreplayer.com/hands/653b3a0e2b) F MY ****ING LIFE

seems like the simplest 3bet option

by K2AA72 m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=58940630#post58940630)

looks like the easiest 3bet pre

Yeah man but does he have to have 85 when we have 67 and bink the ****ing bad end of the straight OTT

yes.

Yes indeed

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graph needed

Bumping this for the laughs

() ****ING 90.5% ON THE TURN WHERE WE GET IT IN THE $215 SCOOP EDITION STACKOSAURUS FOR THR MOTHER ****ING CHIPLEADDFFFFF WHY GOD JESUS ALLAH BUDDA WHYYYYYYYYY

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For too 50 in the $109 main event

() No this is it . $109 WCOOP main day 2, 90.3 pre flop. I am going to KILL MYSELF

Everyone that lurks iI did not die. I swear on my uncles gravestone I will never kill myaelf. Dear regards Chany

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hi guys im alive. its not his brother, i swear on my impending maternal grandmothers life i am alive haven't worked out in roughly 2 months. the injections are killing me. haven't even opened the poker client in 2 months either. i am perfectly ok, thank you max i am alive

ziigmund calls — does anyone recall this from the cash game series where the dealer, in a rather pleasant voice, said "ziigmund calls"?

by ChanY m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59377582#post59377582)

no offense man, but this is pretty gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

by weatherman1 m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59382348#post59382348)

no offense man, but this is pretty gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

im as straight as a cucumber bro.

() straight as a cucumber

You floated the flop with nothing versus a multiway set and then lost your stack — how is that variance?

by lneverbluff m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59411139#post59411139)

you floated the flop with nothing versus a set in a multiway pot and then lost your stack — how is that variance?

What hand are you even talking about, brother?

by singletablemtts m (https://www.twoplustwo.com/post?postId=59413978#post59413978)

not all cucumbers are straight.

Im though

() Binked today, lets keep it going straight as a cucumber