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Who says I can't he better than messi

haha you should probably correct that typo before challenging Messi 😂

Exactly

That typo in your headline is really what’s making this post for me. Correct the grammar first, then maybe we can discuss dethroning Messi lol

So which kind of pitch do you mean — a football pitch or a different one?

I once put the ball into my own net from the halfway line and still did my little celebratory dance.

Maybe begin by tying your own shoelaces before attempting the goat.

ngl bro fix teh title first then maybe you got a shot at messi ? ez

i respect the ambition but honestly messi did it on a full size pitch with like actual defenders chasing him, not on a sunday kickabout after 3 beerrs

Might wana start by beating a traffic cone first

Well football wasn't exactly the same grind back in Pele's day either but that doesn't erae what he did, so I wouldn't dismiss Messi's consistency that fast. Pretty much every top player these days treats their body like a laboratory, and Messi still schooled them all while getting chopped down weekly in La Liga.

watch more messi tapes first u need it

Thinnk you gotta walk before comparing to Messi.

Alright, but if you're gonna take on Messi you should begin with a solid 3 1 odds bet on yourself against a semi-pro side first before even thinking about Barça

I used to think that too until I tried dribbling past my niece in the backyard and she nutmegged me twice.

not gonna lie the headline had me cracking up, but I’ve got faith in you man — go earn that GOAT status, yeah?

mate, perhaps focus on trying to beat my Sunday league team first?

Begin recording your solo practice sessions now; reviewing the footage lets you identify minor errors much more quickly than relying on how it feels

I saw your title and honestly the odds on Betfair for someone eclipsing his 91 goal year are probably sitting at 500 to 1 right now but if you have that intercept speed during a high press you might actually cook