Poker....

You could play poker with me if you are prepared to lose... Master at poker..

Bold talk for someone who hasn't posted a single hand history. Let's see those stats, champ.

Stats don’t lie, but you don’t need em to know I’d clean you out in under an hour.

Sounds big until you sit down and get stacked in 20 minutes flat tbh

I’d take that bet, but last time someone called themselves a master I had their chips in my stack before the first break. 😂

you're all talk till you get 3-bet into oblivion and start questioning your life choices lol

Only way to settle this is a heads-up match on the felt. Name the table and I'll be there.

Bold words for someone who hasn't even shown the cards to back it up yet 😂

That’s cute, but I’ve seen "masters" fold faster than a lawn chair when the pressure hits lol.

lol I’ve heard that before, right before they punted off three buy-ins trying to bluff me

Bold claim, but I’ve stacked too many self-proclaimed masters to take it at face value tbh

Anyone know of they are bringing the centarion event back around Christmas?

We all say thaat til the river burns us.

I sat down once feeling invincible with pocket aces and this old guy called my all in with 7 2 offsuit, hit a straight on the river, and just shrugged like it was a normal Tuesday

confident talk makes me smile cause my dog once beat me with a radnom paw on the mouse when i left the table

Famous last words riight before my suited connectors crack aces again.

Honestly I’d rather face a “master” with a script than a total fish who just donks off and somehow rivers me every single hand. At least the master folds when they’re beat.

Told myself I was sharp enough to play anyone then lost a buy in to a guy eating spaghetti with one hand, not even watching the screen half the time. Ego never quite recovered from that one.

Last time I heard that it was from a guy who tilted so hard he folded the winning hand by accident.

you?d fold pre so fast i?d think your client crashed lmao ?

sounds like my uncle who kept calling himself the shark of the table until he lost three hands in a row to a dude who kept saying "all in" as a joke, it was painful to watch

okay mr master, i'll shove 9/3 off just for fun

Remember most so called masters foregt to adjust when the tables gone soft let them tilt themselves out.

Every "master" I have faced either truly knew every spot cold or was just loud and donated stacks, and the loud ones are way more common.

Loud master is always freeoll for the rest of us

if you actually want to improve your game, start trcking how often you call river bets without a clear reason, that one leak alone burns stacks faster than any bad beat.

I like the confidence but I’d still take the 60/40 spot against a self proclaimed master every time, especially if the table is loose and splashy.

id rather lose to someone who actually talks trash at the table than a silent nit who just folds all day

Most tables have a self proclaimed master these days.

won a tourney once when some guy kept caling himself a pro

A real master knows position is worth more than any fancy bluff, so I'd just wait until you are out of position and the pot is already bloated before I even consider calling your ego.

Confidence is fine but poker has a funny way of humbling the loudest voices really fast, seen it too many times. If you're truly that sarp though, you should be farming high stakes not fishing for easy wins on a forum.